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Leader of the Melbourne Revolutionary Army announces himself to /r/conspiracy

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/qj98q7/im_the_leader_of_the_melbourne_freedom_movement

I'm split on whether this is bait or a schizo but it's pretty based.

"I know that despite my best efforts, I still am not recognised as leader. Somebody has to show the sheer bloody minded courage to do something spectacular, even if it doesn't work.

So, I walked into the middle of the road, and marched down the street toward the approaching crowd of protestors. I did it rather theatrically, and to give myself a boost, I was playing the Doom Eternal Soundtrack in my headphones.

I marched with focus towards a police car, which was at the head of the protestors and jumped on top of the bonnet, shouting something maybe I don't remember.

Then I bolted, running for my life.

7 or 8 police tackled me, broke my kneecap and wrestled me uncomfortably. People were taking pictures but not helping me. Reminds me of George Floyd."

"Cowardly Aussies. I actually happen to be an American haha."

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I honestly think youโ€™re all just cute twinks. Especially that one queer moderator who skulks around in here. Gee I really do appreciate the thought and all the psycho analysis I really hope that you didnโ€™t have your parents spend their hard earned money on the pressures education to choose a field where you know youโ€™re just bad at it. But my U Penn degree and cybersecurity masters, would beg to differ, thanks for playing though. You realize this sub is nothing but a bunch of fat losers who cry about peoples opinions on the Internet in a sub with other big fat fatties. This sub is the equivalent of a liberal rally, just on the Internet and with less of a purpose and is way less respected.


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