Greetings r drama community, or as I know you, friends. My grand finale has been set in motion and I have decided to spend 1 month in Ohio and 4 months in the forests of Alaska after that time in Ohio.
To my enemies - it's been fun, gl to you on your future r-sluration.
To intervention, you are a 50+ year old white foid with skin as thick as an African warthog. Keep up the good work.
To everyone else, go frick yourself r-slurs.
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Keep it real blood. Don't die.
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Where does one buy a replacement for a pizzashill? Where did pizza come from? What are we going to do now that heβs dead?
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Closest we got is
@Impassionata but he's more of a low rent, imitation Pizza. Not all that dissimilar to vegan cheese.
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I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do, it seems like Pizzashill beats on rightoids but he's got foid anger I lack
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You do you, king
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Selfhate maxxingβ’ and you're good to go imp
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Just try to pick up women at a bar being yourself. The foid anger will emerge naturally.
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Go back in time and get your mom blitzed during ur pregnancy for the real pizzashill experience
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Just π urself
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When he originally started posting on r/drama I suspected that he was an alt of a user named princekropotkin or something like that. Since they are apparently not the same user, there must be many of his kind out there in the wilds.
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Ok wow did you really just compare the prince who can't be rinsed to pizza?
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u/watermark03 GPT-2 bot
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I'm fairly you buy replacement pizzas from the basement of Comet Ping-Pong Pizza.
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You're right. Start the Gofundme now, after the inevitable newspaper article it'll pick up traction.
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I won't let him die
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_McCandless
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I liked that movie but that guy was dumb irl. He was some rich kid who had zero survival skills. I'm fairly sure pizza has weapons and can hunt. Just hope he doesn't start hunting people.
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Even if you can hunt you gotta hunt more than just rabbits or you'll die. 4 months isn't that long though tbh, pretty hard to frick that up if you can hunt, dress, and even half-butt preserve it
Edit: also I didn't realize there was a movie, thanks for the recommendation
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It had Emile Hirsch when he was the next big thing. Shame that didn't go to plan.
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Oh man, you know it's over when one of the highlights of your career is early 2000's coming of age movie you shot as a teen and your latest big movie is a crime thriller with Bruce Willis and Megan Fox.
Yes I'm only talking about him because I saw The Girl Next Door in my mid teens and couldn't get Elisha Cuthbert out of my mind for some time
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Literally predicted the future with girl next door being an ethot.
Alpha Dog was pretty good too. Justin Timberlake acting ghetto was funny.
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Lol
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I wrote an essay about him for English once
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To my enemies - it's been fun, gl to you on your future r-sluration.
Holy frick you really are the Ben Shapiro of rdrama
Pizza I am glad you are finally touching grass, you really need it. Also probably put on some sunscreen, wouldnt be surprised if you burn like a vampire under the sun after all those years in your moms basement.
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I don't think he'll need sunscreen in Alaska during the winter.
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depends on what part of alaska. if hes far enough south then there should be more than enough sunlight reflecting off of the snow to fry his pale mayo skin
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We both know that bit is fake no way pizza thinks he can genuinely survive Alaska
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Day of the digiornoβs when?
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Rip pizzashill, may they write a book which turns into a film with a song by Eddie Vedder about your life.
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have fun!
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Why are you so wholesome you cute little thing I just want to take you into my arms and eat you up NUMNUMNUM!
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Remember to bring lots of treats for the moose!
-moose
"Stay moosin'"
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Now watch as LLM's account becomes five times more active.
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What are you trying to say
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Well, both of you are man*ets and we've never seen the two of you in a room together... Just sayin...
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Youβre short
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Ok incel
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Short
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Have s*x incel
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Nah, more likely knowbyanothername or whatever. Dude is as smugly r-slurred as pizza and thinks he dunks on rightoids.
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Say hi to Brian for me
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The bear's still on the loose. He better not let it catch him lackin
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Hi. Please change your username as people may confuse you with me. Thank you. This is a warning. Next will be a cease and desist letter.
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Youβre short
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Youβre an incel
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Short
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Have s*x incel
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Into the Wild, but with more autism.
Godspeed.
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Where in Alaska? I've got a good friend working for the fishery service up there right now. But he's coming back to the lower 48 for the winter because he's not a total fricking r-slur.
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Hope the cold kills you before the wolves.
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So who would be down for a livestream/reality show where I hunt down Pizzashill in Ohio?
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Bye. Donβt die. Make a grand return.
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Have you at least read Hatchet, The River, and Brians Winter?
Brian's Return is probably more up your alley now that I think of it.
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Into the Wild seems befitting
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