Greetings r drama community, or as I know you, friends. My grand finale has been set in motion and I have decided to spend 1 month in Ohio and 4 months in the forests of Alaska after that time in Ohio.
To my enemies - it's been fun, gl to you on your future r-sluration.
To intervention, you are a 50+ year old white foid with skin as thick as an African warthog. Keep up the good work.
To everyone else, go frick yourself r-slurs.
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Keep it real blood. Don't die.
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I won't let him die
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Where does one buy a replacement for a pizzashill? Where did pizza come from? What are we going to do now that heβs dead?
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Closest we got is
@Impassionata but he's more of a low rent, imitation Pizza. Not all that dissimilar to vegan cheese.
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I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do, it seems like Pizzashill beats on rightoids but he's got foid anger I lack
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You do you, king
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Selfhate maxxingβ’ and you're good to go imp
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Just try to pick up women at a bar being yourself. The foid anger will emerge naturally.
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Go back in time and get your mom blitzed during ur pregnancy for the real pizzashill experience
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Just π urself
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When he originally started posting on r/drama I suspected that he was an alt of a user named princekropotkin or something like that. Since they are apparently not the same user, there must be many of his kind out there in the wilds.
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Ok wow did you really just compare the prince who can't be rinsed to pizza?
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u/watermark03 GPT-2 bot
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I'm fairly you buy replacement pizzas from the basement of Comet Ping-Pong Pizza.
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You're right. Start the Gofundme now, after the inevitable newspaper article it'll pick up traction.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_McCandless
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I liked that movie but that guy was dumb irl. He was some rich kid who had zero survival skills. I'm fairly sure pizza has weapons and can hunt. Just hope he doesn't start hunting people.
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Even if you can hunt you gotta hunt more than just rabbits or you'll die. 4 months isn't that long though tbh, pretty hard to frick that up if you can hunt, dress, and even half-butt preserve it
Edit: also I didn't realize there was a movie, thanks for the recommendation
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It had Emile Hirsch when he was the next big thing. Shame that didn't go to plan.
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Oh man, you know it's over when one of the highlights of your career is early 2000's coming of age movie you shot as a teen and your latest big movie is a crime thriller with Bruce Willis and Megan Fox.
Yes I'm only talking about him because I saw The Girl Next Door in my mid teens and couldn't get Elisha Cuthbert out of my mind for some time
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Literally predicted the future with girl next door being an ethot.
Alpha Dog was pretty good too. Justin Timberlake acting ghetto was funny.
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Lol
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I wrote an essay about him for English once
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