EFFORTPOST RETARDED :marseydramautist: Attempting to fix my life with Jordan B. Peterson

I hope you've been having a fantastic month. Today, I'd like to briefly discuss a man named Jordan Peterson and my experiences using his advice to help me in life. He offers a lot of self-help guidance, as well as a few online courses to help you find yourself. I did them, and I'd like to share my findings.

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Who is Jordan B. Peterson?

Jordan Bruce Peterson was born in 1962 in Alberta, Canada. He has two younger siblings, and from a young age, Jordan was extremely curious. It was obvious to those around him that he was deeply intelligent and observant, and that he would go far in life.

In his late teens, he took on socialism and joined socialist groups. He also drank heavily, but put that away in his late twenties to pursue a life of meaning. At first, he hoped to be a politician but found his calling in education. He became a professor and he has taught at several prestigious schools including Harvard. Quite quickly, he gained a reputation for himself thanks to his impactful lectures that blended mythology with psychoanalysis.

Don't take him lightly as an academic. He has authored or co-authored over a hundred academic papers. I have a measly two published papers. That's why he is a world-renowned academic, and I am a university dropout. This is partially why I was drawn to him.

He has also managed a clinical practice. During his time as a psychologist, he has drawn controversy to himself. Peterson admits that he has been accused of sexual misconduct at least 3 times, with one coming from one of his clients. Nevertheless, he remains convicted of no such deeds.

Peterson rose to fame (or infamy) in 2016 when he publicly opposed Canada's Bill C-16. The Canadian Parliament summarizes it as such:

The bill is intended to protect individuals from discrimination within the sphere of federal jurisdiction and from being the targets of hate propaganda, as a consequence of their gender identity or their gender expression. The bill adds "gender identity or expression" to the list of prohibited grounds of discrimination in the Canadian Human Rights Act and the list of characteristics of identifiable groups protected from hate propaganda in the Criminal Code. It also adds that evidence that an offence was motivated by bias, prejudice, or hate based on a person's gender identity or expression constitutes an aggravating circumstance for a court to consider when imposing a criminal sentence.

Jordan claimed it would result in compelled speech, which he is against. He claimed that he would not call a transgender by their preferred pronouns and if he was arrested he would go on a hunger strike. Fortunately, he was not arrested, and nobody has been.

So what's JP up to today? Well, he still does his circuit of talks and interviews. He currently works for The Daily Wire alongside Ben Shapiro. Furthermore, he has a podcast where he shares his views.

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Mikhaila Peterson

Completely unrelated but holy lolcow. Mikhaila Peterson was born in 1992, and it's pretty funny to read 12 rules for life knowing he has two kids because he fully advocates for hitting your kids so you know Mikhaila got btfod by her dad.

And what about the idea that hitting a child merely teaches them to hit? First: No. Wrong. Too simple. For starters, “hitting” is a very unsophisticated word to describe the disciplinary act of an effective parent.

To unthinkingly parrot the magic line “There is no excuse for physical punishment” is also to foster the delusion that teenage devils magically emerge from once-innocent little child-angels. You're not doing your child any favors by overlooking any misbehavior (particularly if he or she is temperamentally more aggressive). To hold the no excuse for physical punishment theory is also (fifth) to assume that the word no can be effectively uttered to another person in the absence of the threat of punishment.

How the frick is this guy a licensed clinical psychologist? What the frick is going on in Canada? He writes a lot about Mikhaila in 12 rules and I think you also see the early seeds of modern day morose Peterson. You see, his daughter has a debilitating illness, and that rocked his world.

The physio told us, “Your daughter has juvenile rheumatoid arthritis.” This was not what we wanted to hear. We did not like that physiotherapist. We went back to the medical clinic. Another physician there told us to take Mikhaila to the Hospital for Sick Children. The doctor said, “Take her to the emergency room. That way, you will be able to see a rheumatologist quickly.” Mikhaila had arthritis, all right. The physio, bearer of unwelcome news, was correct. Thirty-seven affected joints. Severe polyarticular juvenile idiopathic arthritis (JIA). Cause? Unknown. Prognosis? Multiple early joint replacements.

What sort of God would make a world where such a thing could happen, at all?—much less to an innocent and happy little girl?

As her disease progressed, I began to piggy-back her around (not on my shoulders) when we went for walks. She started taking oral naproxen and methotrexate, the latter a powerful chemotherapy agent. She had a number of cortisol injections (wrists, shoulders, ankles, elbows, knees, hips, fingers, toes and tendons), all under general anaesthetic. This helped temporarily, but her decline continued. One day Tammy took Mikhaila to the zoo. She pushed her around in a wheelchair. That was not a good day.

After all that suffering, did Mikhaila become a virtuous woman who understood the full value of life and the glory of God's creations? Frick no. Much like her father she has had intense plastic surgery to the point of becoming partially bogpilled.

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She dated and married a Russian man who claimed he had a demon inside him named Igor (very based of Igor btw). They had a child but divorced. She then dated ANDREW TATE. She then married a man named JORDAN.

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She promotes an all-meat diet which likely sickened her father. Don't do this.


Understand Myself

The first place to start with Jordan Peterson's path of self-improvement is to understand yourself. He has a quiz you can take online to discover your core personality traits. It costs $9.95 which isn't too high a barrier of entry. I completed the test my results were as such.

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Okay, so I'm neurotic and also a fricking confirmed brainlet. Though this was vaguely interesting, it hasn't helped me. If anything, it's just made me more neurotic and depressed.


Self Authoring Suite

The self-authoring was a little more pricey, coming in at $29.95. It asks you to imagine your past and write about all the trauma and pain you've endured. It then asks you to imagine the worst possible future and the best possible one. Through this writing process, you're supposed to have a clearer understanding of yourself and what your best path forward should be. You can see most of it below. The paid version is almost identical.

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Once again, I'm left feeling hollow. All I've done is flesh out my inner thoughts, which I was always aware of. I don't know what to do with this information.

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Conclusion

Don't buy Jordan Peterson crap. It will not help you. He is a grifter. He is literally selling nothing but silly personality quizzes, and desperate people like me are buying it in droves. Any good to be found from the man, you can acquire for free on YouTube.

Next week, I will post my longest post ever, and it details me revealing my feelings to my friend. I hope you like it. Very difficult to live through and write. Do you think it ends well or not? :marseythinkorino2:

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Ugh, this guy is such a grifter nutcase. You should read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and pursue The Good instead.

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bro just clean your room

:#marseypeterson:

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Tbh when depressed/mentally unstable people post pics of their bedrooms it's always a huge mess.

Inb4 correlation / causation :soyreddit:

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my room is a discusting goblin cave and I'm totally sane :marseyindignant:

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clean your darn room.

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I make my bed as soon as I get up. Best way to start your day. Keeps you ordered.

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What a weird fricking ritual, I only make my bed if someone is coming into my room. Otherwise there's no point, I'm just going to mess it up again in like 16 hours.

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STOP

GOBLIN

MAXXXING

!!!!!

:#marseyraging:

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you post here, stop lying to yourself

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He had functional b-word basic advice back in the day and took part in some good debates DESTROYING stupid women.

Now he is r-slurred. Sad story.

Also, his daughter is a grifter. But really, he was cucked by life the moment he had a daughter.

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Now he is r-slurred

He went absolutely off the rails after his wife died and kind of kept spiraling into drug addiction, then depression, then he got his license revoked etc. I don't listen to him anymore either but truth be told I feel sorry for him, it just sucks when everything in life cones tumbling down at the exact the same moment and you can do frick all about it.


His daughter is complete opposite though, an egoist that got famous off JP without having done anything to earn it. Good lolcow though

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She didn't even die. He turned his brain to mush because she almost almost died.

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Wait what the frick, you're right.

This is some mandella-effect bullshit, I'm sure I remember hearing she died

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Oh I didn't hear that his wife died that's sad.


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She didn't

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Oh she's not dead that's good!


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Now she has to live with her husband being a complete r-slur who fried his brain on benzos.

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Man I had no idea benzo addiction was so terrible to kick but it seems like honestly the worst withdrawal you could go through.


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Did he try cleaning his room?

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Now he is r-slurred. Sad story.

Literally. He suffered brain damage when he was in that Russian hospital. Although you have to be pretty r-slurred to go to Russia for healthcare as is so :marseyshrug: .

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>when the ultrasound shows a girl

:marseyitsover#:

#Girldad and trans lives matter.

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It wasn't meant to be with your friend bc your soulmate is Holly okay 🤗

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You and carp got married??? :marseyshook:

Congratulations! :marseyembrace:

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Jordan Peterson's only crime was offering common sense advice in a country where that has become increasingly criminalized

Also having a hot daughter in a time when the Left-wing media wants everybody to worship deathfats

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Okay, carp. Give it up. You're not getting any better at this. SPAL would never post something this r-slurred. And he isn't so mid that he would consider Mikhaelia Gorbachev Peterson hot. You really have no theory-of-mind for smart hot people, do you?

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I'm not Carp. There's pics of both of us online, and he looks like a cheap knockoff imitation of me. We're both bearded bald men, but I'm buff and he's not. Also, I'm the only one who appears to have a massive autopsy scar

I totally understand wanting 100% authentic verified Sir Pingsalot, but I assure you that I'm very real

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SPAL isn't bald lol, he was wearing a hat to cover his face. Though of course you'd project that any man wearing a hat is compensating for his missing shingles. If he does come back and find out you're impersonating him it's going to hilarious when he blows it open by posting his hairmog.

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I'm bald: both @MrsFlorist and @TED_SIMP have seen pics of my face as well as several people on some of the Groomercord servers who were helping me with my online dating profile, so there are plenty of people who can confirm

It's not a bad thing: I actually look pretty good with a shaved head

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theory-of-mind for smart hot people

Also thank you for the compliment, BTW

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>implying

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Since college I've taken the habit of writing small dissertations about current social issues as well as personal issues, and it's been incredibly helpful both in making sure my opinions fit my value framework and aren't being manipulated by others, and also to achieve strong emotional self-control.

And it's pretty much what the self-authoring suite is, as far as I can tell, so on that ground I think it's probably a good thing to suggest to most people, especially all the neurodivergent r-slurs and foids.

I've had memories which have bothered me for 10 years, keeping me up at night, making me cringe in the middle of the day randomly, that just disappeared after writing about them and figuring out what perceived failures led to my persistent negative emotions about them or what fears remained from those times.

Anyway it's all cute twink shit but whatever.

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Yeah expressive writing as a form of self help therapy is surprisingly effective. Lots of research backs it up. Just do 15 min a day for a week will have benefits

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I embarrassingly admit did the self authoring thing when I was down bad. It didn't make me a worse person. It was pretty cool writing my shit down and reflecting on my past and possible future considering I am a very private person.

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Interesting who taught you to do that?

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Nobody. Like a man watching a Sofia Vergara photoshoot, it just came naturally.

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Hm

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let's start a podcast

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Can I be on it?

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The problem is not so much jordan peterson, it's psychology. You need a friend or a priest, get a friend or a priest.

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"Christianity is for people with no friends"

-christians

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I also read "12 Rules for Life" and I have mixed feelings about it.

The advice it gives is good but pretty basic: some of those I knew already by my father, some others I instintively knew already but never articulated. It's good to have them down on paper though, just to keep them in mind.

If the book only contained the rules then it would be 50 pages at most, so he decided to pad it out to 400 pages. He tells a few interesting/relatable anectodes and stories from his life which I enjoyed reading, but he also really wants you to take him seriously and tries to find any sort of connection between the rules and the Bible, even if they're incredibly stretched out. At a certain point you'll just say to yourself "alright enough with this bullshit, let's skip these pages."

Despite all of this, reading the book gave me hope and I definitely felt energized and tried to make changes in my life. I failed and I'm still a loser but I believe that someone else might have really turned their life around after reading the book.

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The advice it gives is good but pretty basic: some of those I knew already by my father, some others I instintively knew already but never articulated. It's good to have them down on paper though, just to keep them in mind.

That this became some sort of groundbreaking book is more of a comment on modern males and society than it is on Peterson.

I'm pretty sure he's talked about this as well... Yes, "clean your room" isn't some earth shattering revelation for some (or maybe, most) people...

But there was a significant enough contingent of people who were so fricking maladjusted, that they thought this advice made him the messiah.

That's not his fault, he didn't create that problem. And it is a serious problem, it's a sign that something is broken.

What to do about it? Who knows. If he had the answers he wouldn't have became a pill addict.

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The book has excellent advice for those who didn't have a father growing up.

My coworker who didn't have a dad growing up told me that was basically why he fricking loved watching wrestling (wwf).

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LMFAO. Now _this_ is faint praise.

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Never forget him tweeting a male milking dungeon and blaming it on China

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Since your assertiveness is so low, I'm asking you to stop with those obnoxious pictures of foids.

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@sneedman Since your assertiveness is so low, I'm asking you to post hot bitches on the /h/Glory hole.

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This post would be good without the random white woman images.

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Reported by:

WRONG

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He's only trying to continue the tradition of WWW now that @FrozenChurch has stopped.

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He has a quiz you can take online to discover your core personality traits. It costs $9.95

neighbor a majority of that is just the OCEAN / Big Five which is a standardized psychology test you can take for free basically everwhere, and you paid $10 for it, and $30 for a writing guide...

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Okay, so I'm [...] a fricking confirmed brainlet

:#marseyviewerstare: here's the good news, the tests you paid for were accurate!

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>Jordan Bruce Peterson was born in 1962 in Alberta, Canada

Time stamp of when I stopped reading

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I pirates the 12 rules audio book that he reads himself and there are chapters where he legit breaks down and starts crying - like the section about the archetype of the Devine female if I remember he's all choked up at his own writing and cries about women like a soy master.

At the end of the day Peterson is like any other liberal intellectual, sounds good on paper but when you put the author themselves under the magnifying glass you'll quickly find they're a grifting hypocrite.


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it's pretty funny to read 12 rules for life knowing he has two kids because he fully advocates for hitting your kids

Absolutely based, keyed, bricked etc.

Brb gonna go buy that book

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On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as he'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was an older gentleman, the owner d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman's land. There he be, proud as a darn peapeepee, black slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my peepee out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!

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BUT I DID

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Holly mogs the shit out of Mikhaila.

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:#didntreadlol:

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Let it be known to all the posers, you aren't an effortposter unless you've knowingly spent money on scams for research like sneedman.

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Just go on meds

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I gotta adopt me some of those. My nephew can't even say a single slur :marseyitsover: .

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I'll be releasing an essay soon so please respect it and don't post anything at the same time

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>OP is more r-slurred than JP's daughter....

:#marseynotes:

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You're like 5 years late on the JP relevance

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Read Vox Day's "Jordanetics" to learn all about this sick freak.

He has visions of eating out his grandmother's bush

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Mysterious. Chucklesome. Who could she be?

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Time to read Marcus Aurelius. Stoicism is where JP got most of his ideas. Just spend 20 minutes in the morning reading and meditating on Stoicism and your life will improve.

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Sounds like your life is already getting better. It's working!

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