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>be Dave

>walking around the Capitol building lookin at some cool shit

>hear a schizo come up behind me

>"OMG DAVE CHAPELLE CAN I GET A PHOTO DAVE?"

>"oh, hi, yeah, uhhhh, do I know you? ah nvm sure why not"

>schizo takes a selfie

>"WOW THANKS DAVE AND BTW I LOVED IT WHEN YOU DESTROYED THE :!marseytrain:S IN THAT ONE SHOW"

>"uh well I wouldn't say destroyed, it was just a stand up bit and actually I fully supp-"

>"OK DAVE THANKS SEEYA "

>see schizo open twitter as she walks away

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This describes every celebrity interaction ever. I'm honestly surprised that no famous right-wing extremist has ever done something like this to Taylor Swift

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