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My son has a crush visiting our home for a few days. In typical cringey mom mode, I made an off the cuff remark along the lines of "don't worry--dad and I will make ourselves scarce in case you want to make a move." He looked at me like I had two heads and said: "I would NEVER do that. What if she isn't interested in me? That would put her in a really uncomfortable position." I have never been happier about being called out by my kiddo.
Take heart--there are good men out there. The kids are alright.
EDIT to add: It's really shocking to me the lack of reading comprehension from male presenting redditors. The young woman is STAYING IN OUR HOUSE for 4 days with nowhere to go if she's not interested. Making a move (which really just meant confessing his feelings) would be inconsiderate AF and I really wish more men realized the position they put women in when they make their feelings clear. There is a very real power imbalance when someone is housing you--a move can be interpreted as "payment" or just plain old pressure. Do better buttholes.
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-20 points
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Oh my God I missed that he's 22 years old
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The west has fallen
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Okay, but actually literally this time
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Biden needs to become our Shinzo Abe
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He's too busy killing people with lemonade
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I THOUGHT IT SAID 22 MONTHS AND WAS SOOO CONFUSED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD XD XD XD
^ an actual cute twink wrote that
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I think Reddit has made me realize that the line between harmless, quirky eccentricity and outright fricking lynchian madness that borders on the symptoms of kuru is razor thin.
Seriously. Im convinced it would just take a few pushes for the people who say these things to trepan their child and drink their spinal fluid.
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It's literally terminally online Doctor Who fans thinking βwhat do I think would be le epic funnies to happen?β And passing it off as a story.
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They've already hit the madness stage.
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It's theater kids. Always acting out, desperate for attention and a load of CUTE TWINKS the lot of them.
The Romans had the right idea about actors.
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Must be a day that ends in y
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It's not fun to laugh at them when they actively crave attention.
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I like drama where other people get mad, these comments are making me annoyed.
Thats not the drama relationship i signed up for
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Spoilers ;)
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There's really a Marsey for everything, huh
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This is a beautifully crafted sentence
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I'm a real wordsmith what can I say
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When does arranged marriage
become fashionable again?
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Legit, you could probably convince 2x arranged marriage is good, start by saying "I have a kid and I have outright told her I'm NOT going to let her marry whoever she wants because she kept bringing home guys 10 years older than her or dudes that gave off chud vibes" and then steadily escalate from there until you say youre finding her a nice soy goodboi so she doesn't have to worry about it anymore
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It already is, it's just done by the algorithm
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Just make a move but make sure it's in good faith
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Just ask if she wants to frick. God straggots make it so difficult
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yikes
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more evidence that you should always do the exact opposite of whatever a reddit thread is saying
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Basado
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jaja
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This sounds like the lady who was interviewed about being proud her son was a simp What? You're calling my kid a simp?
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Of course normal, rational and good advice gets downmarseyd
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Looks like it was jannied too because I don't see it
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Anyone who automatically values somebody else's feelings above their own is a cuck.
You are supposed to respect them enough to move on with your life once they confirm they aren't interested.
You aren't supposed to make up an entire plot in your head about why you are the devil if you approach somebody with your own needs in mind.
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^This is why india will never become a superpower.
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I disagree.
India would absolutely become a superpower.
Numbers.
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100 million prosocial "cucks" will be much more productive than 1 billion low-trust third-worlders. You'll waste your time collecting shopping carts while we build rockets
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The 2000's called, they want their bantz back.
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Skibidi potty >>>> poo in the loo fr deadass
total western cultural victory
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Skibidi potty was an Indian psyop to get rid of the stereotypes.
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cucked AF
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It just hit me: this is 22 years old, not 14
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All white people need a mandatory black man assigned to make fun of them
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Like your namesake for Bill Burr.
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Yeah I stole that joke from someone couldn't remember who
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Holy shit this might be the solution to all our problems, not kidding
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Shane Gillis has a bit about that, that all the European nations wild out cause they don't have enough Blacks to keep them in check.
Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Oh, trust me, we got enough; your average mutt will never understand that black people are, in fact, not a monolith, and that Africans and African Americans are about as similar as the Chinese and Jamaicans. They only have a superficial similarity, but most mutts won't understand this until they either have a bad experience during their literally-once-in-a-lifetime vacation outside of North America, or they just move to a European Metropolis and get to see for themselves.
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Do you like Africans or Blacks more?
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Yes
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I'd be so fricking angry if I had to spend 4 days putting up with my crush's annoying boomer parents and then he didn't even make a move. What a waste of time.
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I thought you were a stragot?
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Can you?
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but he did eat breakfast???
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I think he hates you
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i also tend to be angry at people that 1up me with a response in a thread but i at least have the dignity and grace to upvote them
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oh it was me, updoot given where it belongs
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That's why you make a move
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it's better if you send an email plainly stating your intentions, but make sure it doesn't directly precede any planned interactions so as to not cause any undue pressure or discomfort in the foid of your affections, anything else is basically r*pe
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Thank you for this advice, I am really struggling to be less of a male feminist. Can you sign this Interest In Potential Future Copulation form?
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thank you for expressing interest in one day escalating this matter. your application will be reviewed as soon as I'm not experiencing undue stress, at which point I will evaluate the pros and cons of whether I have enough spoons to respond to you
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I can fix you (with invasive cosmetic surgery)
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gonna need a few references
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I'm starting to understand now.
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Thats how i structure all my texts
"i really want to walk in the park and take pictures and play video games with you but if you are busy or dont want to its okay"
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But you're a
so basically a woman anyway 
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Check ur email bb
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No wonder the white race is dying out.
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By her own admission, these were the mother/poster's thoughts. Weird thing to post for Reddit clout.
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THE IMPLICATION
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Because of the implication (of r*pe)
And if that doesn't work, there's always plan B
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