They are now tied for the NBA record with most consecutive loses. An absolutely tragic franchise.
Some highlights:
Idiots from Detroit pouring money into r-slurred bets thinking their team will eventually win:
I referenced this dummy last week losing his "life savings" betting on this team on a +102 money line:
https://rdrama.net/post/231077/idiot-bet-his-life-savings-5000
Well now we have a new challenger. Heres new guy losing 5K two days ago betting on Detroit:
And here is the same guy losing another 5K today:
https://old.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/18tao08/someone_find_this_stable_genius
Detroit would be booming like it was in the 50s if everyone in the city bet against the pistons. Are they stupid?
But my favorite part of this are the Wingstop memes. Wingstop promises 5 free boneless wings every time the pistons win. Seeing as the last time the Pistons have won a game was goddarn October 28th, this is turning into a very lucrative partnership for them. When you factor in all the free promotion they're getting on Twitter, it's looks even better for them
https://x.com/ItsTylerCalvert/status/1740571069625598258
https://x.com/onlydioria/status/1740572805501186411
This is one of those soul crushing loses that really deflates a team, so hopefully we get another 3 or 4 loses out of this, and that idiot keeps doubling down on his bets.
I'm going to publish this now and go to bed as I don't wanna risk some butthole peepee blocking me with some half-assed 6:00 am post. But if this shit don't make it to the front page by the time the EST crowd is waking up, please just give me a one hour pin carp. I worked hard scraping shit from all corners of the internet for this post God bless π.
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Least pathetic reddit pistons fan
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The cope in the replies is pretty beautiful too. One guy dead butt trying to say ypung guys learning more because teams are playing them harder "because no one wants to be the team that loses to us. No neighbour, you guys just blow so bad subs look like starters.
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Yeah they're r-slurred. They're still split on whether or not the GM needs to go. That neighbor has been here for 4 years and has drafted a guard that can't shoot every single year. They will tell you he's a good drafter though.
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"we've lost more games than any other team in history up to this point in the season. Surely that means we're on the right track?"
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ok so perhaps a fricking dramatard β¦ another post by that account
https://old.reddit.com/r/rockets/comments/18tfdhd/anyone_else_try_to_show_nearby_asian_people_that jannied
but go off i guess
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My pet turtle is getting put down, what playboi carti song should I play while he dies?
The cuck shit is a shame, this dude is an incredible poster when he uses both hands to type.
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This is like crack
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As a Celtics fan I was scared shitless watching the game, those tards always manage to be shit against bad teams
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For my money, the Pistons are still the best team in the WNBA.
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He's spinning the ball on his finger!! Just grab it!!
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that game was fixed. they were usin' a frickin' ladder for god's sake!
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I don't watch basketball.
But it seems to create tons of sports drama.
There are a few good looking basketball players I'd frick, like Isaac Haas.
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I don't watch any sports, but now seems like a good time to go to /sp/ for some laughs.
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Such a shame this has nothing to do with football
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I remember people talking about this in my poker game.
By the way I went all in KK vs. A7o and lost $200 ahahahahaha
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/18rpxla/get_ready_to_learn_financial_management_buddy:
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https://x.com/ItsTylerCalvert/status/1740571069625598258:
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This is definitely the most embarrassing NBA losing
streak ever lmao, won't suprise 
me if by next year we find out the suicide 
rates skyrocketed in Detroit this year
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no one cares about the pistons lol, everyone is smoking the Lions hopium
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When goff throws two pick-sixes in the divisional game it'll truly be
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Feels good too be a Celtics fan
Trans lives matter
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More like the Detroit Pissed-ons lmao gottem.
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I don't care about basketball, but I respect the hustle. (
@Awoo's hustle, not this terrible team.)
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The Pistons paid their coach the bjggest coaching contract in nba history before the season too.
Highest paid coach of all time and he might break the longest losing streak in nba history.
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The fricking pistons GM and owner rn
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They can break the TOTAL record against the Raptors tomorrowβ¦imagine the TLD (Total Leaf Death) if the Pistons winβ¦
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Let's go green!!!!
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