'Sup, arrrdrama. I'm back. Ever dreamed of being the power behind the throne, of whispering into the Discourse and seeing crowds repeat your words? Now's your chance.
You should remember me as the fake journ*list who laughed at real journ*lists who bit at the bait you gave them. If you don't remember me or didn't read my masterpiece, well, be better.
Anyway, I'm not doing it for free anymore. Someone had the Very Clever Idea of paying me to root up and get them to report on disgusting online controversies.
That's where you all come in. Obviously, as a degenerate Extremely Online lowlife, I'm constantly poking around obscure corners of the internet for funny stories anyway. But also obviously, as a degenerate Extremely Online lowlife, I'm lazy and love when I can get others to do it for free. So:
If you find a particularly juicy story that you think a) would be really funny for a podcast to cover or b) nobody is doing justice, either tag me into whatever thread here is covering it, or PM me the details.
Remember—you are being watched 
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I think it’s outrageous how it’s been like a month and they still haven’t caught that bear and the media flat out refuses to talk about it.
e: depending on the outcome of Kyle’s trial and the subsequent media shitshow (which has already begun) + the populace’s response, we’ll likely do something idiotic and highly visible.
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My mom was talking about the Gabby Petito fiasco and I was surprised to see that she leaned pro-Brian as well. I ended up revealing my power level to her and I’m almost certain we have a my 72-year-old mom browsing rDrama now.
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So that's who called me a 🏀 and posted gay porn in my inbox ...
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My mom’s a 🏀lover.
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Rumor has it
@FrozenChosen is using a botnet to win class president
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I know some r-slur that got jail time for manipulating votes for student union president at his university
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You could do a writeup on that time a few years ago when the mods banned everyone who commented on r/teenager from the sub for being underage, and ended up uncovering people 30+ dming them saying that they weren't teenagers. Some of them even had a history of sexually talking to them in the sub.
Keep up the great work
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You could also expose the AHS mod u/worsethanhipster as being a millenial that frequents r/teenagers I lost my account to that p-do a few days ago
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If we’re exposing AHS mods…
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2/10 not enough fur
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And I've got something for the finest sneed connoisseurs as well.
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Gotchu covered bro.
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NEVER EVER lewd Nazrin again.
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Wow bro, thanks, I didn't even know who she was; I can finally find some delicious hentai now that I know her name
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Looks like you very well knew what you posted. Deleting it wont help now either nerd. Hand over that lunch money and stop pretending like you are part of the cool kids.
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forget the cheese
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I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arre-
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Contact u/Bardfinn and tell him you want to interview him about his exciting cold-war adventures as a teenage spy in East Germany.
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Very interesting. Will definitely come in handy when rdrama gets it's next big break, like txbountyhunters.
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The media tipline just goes straight to me.
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Since you work for Wired I'm counting on you to give me extra-true tips about their inner workings.
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Yeah I caught them all having gay s*x with eachother in the staff room the other day. You can have that one for free
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Sure, but I'm looking for things that aren't common knowledge.
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r/sexpositivehomes
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+1, this is just disgusting. There are so many children and pedos on reddit.
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This is very nieche and super super super neurodivergent but there was some big but obscure drama in the paradox gran strategy community that resulted in stuff like multiple doxxings, the reveal of some p-dophile ring on groomercord, groomings and some guy getting stuck in fricking Latvia. I still dont know if he made it back home. This is only like 1% of that giant mess so reply if you are interested I guess.
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Every time. If the three letter agencies haven't forced them to put trackers in their g*mes yet, they need to.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-tnomod-and-the-reddit-hoi4-modding-community.80516/
I doubt you really have a grasp on just how absolutely degenerate this community is.
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I know, I'm pretty sure we had nearly this same discussion a couple months ago. The games itch the 'tism of historical fiction nerds and it turns out everything goes south when they're put in a room together.
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TNO? I didn't even know about Latvian marooning, what happened?
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Some r-slur pretended to be some child grooming
from Latvia to bait a different burger autist to go fly there and "confront" him. This r-slur was so neurodivergent, he not only actually did it he also didnt have the money to go back to the US. So no fricking idea how or if he came back to the US. Also, since you seem about the TNO shit, can you help find me some links to the drama? I just looked and everything was seemingly deleted. For example I think slackjawd deleted his Youtube account.
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Give me a few hours until I've finished work, but I think I should be able to come up with some screenshot dumps from chan archive sites.
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great. It would be funny as frick if we manage to get an article written about this like a year later.
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Ah looks like the Kiwis have it covered in excruciating neurodivergent 285 page thread detail
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I completely forgot about that. Im a bloody r-slur.
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Yes please
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Completely forgot about it cause im sub 80 IQ, but the kiwitards have it all covered in detail over 285 pages of pure miserable autism. If you really want all the juicy shit go there and take some time to appreciate just how truly pathetic and r-slurred humans can develop to be.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-tnomod-and-the-reddit-hoi4-modding-community.80516/
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jeez this whole thing is a rabbit hole
thanks for letting me know; idk if I have the willpower to actually dig through it but it looks truly horrifying
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This is the former head developer of the mod. There were nudes leaked of them too, which I can confirm cause I fricking saw them. Heck.
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Here are the links to the videos:
https://bitchute.com/video/QiJYZ0xfl1J5/
https://bitchute.com/video/0BxT6kybSXTY/
https://bitchute.com/video/iL7wtER9QNWm/
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Let me guess, you got that assistant position at Blocked and Reported?
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Don’t ask dangerous questions
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Congratulations then, I like the podcast. Have some Ben Garrison to celebrate the occasion.
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It's... it's beautiful. I'm honored.
EDIT: wait can i get the source for the original comic also; i'm incompetent and can't find it online
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https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Wyatt_Mann
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You're famous now. Wasn't sure the most straightforward way to refer to you, so I just called you an anon (feel free to step in and Correct the Record). Brilliant comic, and one that will forever stand as the descriptor of my current role.
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Congratulations, I see some r-slur in the comments is already sneeding, that's a promising start!
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yeah that bit's been hilarious. he had to post like a half dozen comments across two separate sites just to emphasize how normal and sane he was
anyway, your comic seems to have spurred an actual likely segment, so congrats on hitting the big leagues and keep an ear out
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Thanks journoid, you're one of the good ones
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Maybe write a story about a journoid so unsuccessful that he has to resort to making fun of real journoids to find success, and he’s even so bad at that that he has to ask an Internet forum of actually-funny-and-creative’s for ideas.
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That one sounds like a project for you, King 👑
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My peepee is 22 inches long. If that isnt worth international newspaper attention, I dont know what is.
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Can confirm.
If you need a quote for the article just use..."According to drama poster Intervention, Chapose once got erect, rolled over and pole vaulted himself straight off the couch.'
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I have it on good authority that the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plains.
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Obviously, the ascension of St Kyle the Unconvictable is very dramatic and has good memes.
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Did you actually get a job with BAR?
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If you did, make them cover the tenacious unicorn ranch's September blowup. They ignored my request on the substack, so let Jessie and Katie I forgive them for now.
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Hm, I don't actually know anything about that one. Details?
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I did a condensed writeup here: https://rdrama.net/post/18398/the-madness-of-kindness-a-tenacious
If it's a dealbreaker that it's written for a rdrama audience, I can do a more neutral toned one on Medium or somewhere. I just think it's annoying that they got all sorts of uncritically positive media attention for their grifting but nobody's reporting on their gender non-sense blowing up in their own face. I'm sure it being sourced to KF is probably makes it a non-starter for most places, but there's no way I'm digging through the books of shit every rancher tends to write on twitter every month.
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Huh, this one's quite a trip. I'm having some trouble envisioning a tidy way to tell it from the details here, but it definitely feels like some story can/should come out of it. I'll mull it over.
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Yeah, it might be difficult. I've been trying to get Null to do it because he asked for people to send him a condensed writeup, and that motherlover has just avoided it.
There's a lot of characters, which is why I chose to focus on Kindness and the few important ones. But it really has a lot of BAR topics (I suggested it on a week where they said they wanted to cover anything but race, lol). It's got self ID, It has people pretending to have MPD, it has irresponsible zoomers being infected by Internet memes, it has IDpol grifters. It really is the perfect story that nobody but KF has recorded.
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Good for you! Though if I understand correctly you want US to do it for free and feed you content?
Anyway, I guess it's not really something they usually cover, but if they ever feel like doing some true crime shit, there's a crazy story about a rich lawyer family. First the son killed someone when driving a boat under influence. Then their maid died. Then, the killer kid and his mom were found dead. Lastly, the father hired a hitman to kill him as part of insurence scam, but survived - not sure if that was planned or if the hitman was incompetent. Maybe you can find an angle about media reporting on this if you search a bit?
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nz88g1/rich_prick_kid_kills_young_woman_in_boating/?sort=controversial
https://rdrama.net/post/15001/do-any-of-you-degens-remember
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An neurodivergent journ*list? Half of me wants to hug you, and the other half wants to punch you. I am emotionally triggered.
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How recent does it have to be? Is this summer close enough?
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I don't have a firm answer on that yet but the last story I presented was from the summer. Happy to err on the side of inclusion for now.
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Then you could cover the drama over the New Hampshire LP this summer. Where everyone was excommunicating each other and then the Chair of the party resigned and was found to have instigated the whole thing.
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Oh, this is a fantastic idea. That blow-up was amazing. Do you happen to have any links to good recaps of it? Trawling through archives of a certain thread is a pain.
EDIT: Never mind, I found some excellent recaps written by a wise and mysterious user.
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Glad to be of assistance - I can offer some further updates via DM if u wish
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Yes please. I’m digging for further updates now, but I’d love to see what you have. The whole story is gold.
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Here's a link to the official investigative report on the whole fiasco: https://groups.google.com/a/lp.org/g/lnc-business/c/8XVYxr37iBU/m/5EDT-Xv2AgAJ
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Read my last post
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i just want to say, there is no way you're not a flaming homo
and that's a good thing
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Did you get the job as the official BarPod Internet Bullshit Researcher?
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Leftoids are attacking Arizona State on Twitter for accepting poor Kyle into their nursing program. Monsters
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Wannabe journoids are worse than real journoids.
Keep yourself safe, and accept your eternity in Jahannam with the women.
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Why would you need to be paid? You should be able to monetize this yourself, in one way or another.
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Oh man...do U even realize,the substance of the question U were asking?If U do ,then U will realize why,U failed 2 receive a reply. I mean really,what dimension are U from?Did the Stargate U materialized from suffer an incomplete transmission,leaving some essential particles scattered about,in the wormhole?🤔
Snapshots:
laughed at real journ*lists who bit at the bait you gave them:
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