My last mutual simp has unfortunately retired. Taking applications for new #1 mutual simp. Benefits include:
Up to 5,000 truescore and DramaCoin
I'll pick your side in comment chains more often
Offer not applicable to members of the transphobes ping group
.webp?h=8 "Merry Fistmas!")
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Okay your schizophrenia is acting up. She has family near me that she visits.
They think I'm a friend's former roommate that she visits down here and knows my name but not my backstory.
And she's definitely the same girl. Again, schizophrenia
I'd send you proof of our plans in a dm but i don't trust you not to post it
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I literally don't care, so whatever. If you're lying about dating her, that's pretty pathetic and I don't want to know more. If you're telling the truth... well, good for you and also good luck with that.
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We're not dating that was never the intention on eother side, just because we frick doesn't mean we aren't just friends unless someone trying to date her asks
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Bro just because you don't call it dating doesn't mean that isn't what it is lmao, you just have an off again on again shitshow situation. You showing up to sweep every time she's mentioned is proof enough for me!
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lmao
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yayyyy
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He's totally indifferent
You just can't tell because you're too close to be objective
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That's fair but i really dont look at her in a romantic light. She's my damaged, literally brain damaged friend that i feel the need to protect. If that makes me a simp whatever, frick it I'm a simp
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I believe that's called a girlfriend, congratulations.
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yayyyy
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Idk why but I still find this just as funny as the first day.
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Definitely rings a bell
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if she's literally brain damaged then fricking her makes you a male feminist
just admit that you're in love with her, it would be less pathetic than doing this for months on end
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Im a male feminist and in love
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She only kisses me if i tell her to. She prefers getting hit in the face
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yayyyy
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OK
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!metashit
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You are way too invested in this website, Sirping, and this weird foid. You can do better maybe not much better, but definitely better than whatevers got you hung up on this nonsense. Do yourself a favor and take a break for a while.
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Is it crazy to you that ted wasn't truthful with you? π€
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