My last mutual simp has unfortunately retired. Taking applications for new #1 mutual simp. Benefits include:
Up to 5,000 truescore and DramaCoin
I'll pick your side in comment chains more often
Offer not applicable to members of the transphobes ping group
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Um. She literally invited me out again right after she let herself out of my apartment, and i literally have plans with her this weekend even tho i barely talk to her anymore that she also initiated. And it's not lies ive seen ypur posts and the screenshots you yourself posted. And she's not just completely disgusted with herself for not figuring you out sooner, she would have never even talked to you if she knew what you were. Eat shit and die, libertarian
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So Ted's back in Florida now? That's kinda weird considering she lives in the Northeast
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She didn't live here last time either, dumbass. Her parents are originally from the same city i live in, it's a tourism state and surprise surprise she still has family down here
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I genuinely don't remember any of this when I was on my date with Ted, and we did talk about her family. Like what you're saying sounds completely made up. Are you sure we're talking about the same Ted? Because the Ted I hooked up with sounded like she had a different voice and personality than the voice clips that Ted made while on Groomercord, and she was also a lot thinner than her pictures. Honestly it would not surprise me if Ted had done something crazy and melodramatic like letting another dramafoid sneakily take her place on the date or something, knowing that I'm a little faceblind and might not be able to tell the difference
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Okay your schizophrenia is acting up. She has family near me that she visits.
They think I'm a friend's former roommate that she visits down here and knows my name but not my backstory.
And she's definitely the same girl. Again, schizophrenia
I'd send you proof of our plans in a dm but i don't trust you not to post it
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I literally don't care, so whatever. If you're lying about dating her, that's pretty pathetic and I don't want to know more. If you're telling the truth... well, good for you and also good luck with that.
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We're not dating that was never the intention on eother side, just because we frick doesn't mean we aren't just friends unless someone trying to date her asks
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Bro just because you don't call it dating doesn't mean that isn't what it is lmao, you just have an off again on again shitshow situation. You showing up to sweep every time she's mentioned is proof enough for me!
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That's fair but i really dont look at her in a romantic light. She's my damaged, literally brain damaged friend that i feel the need to protect. If that makes me a simp whatever, frick it I'm a simp
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lmao
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He's totally indifferent
You just can't tell because you're too close to be objective
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OK
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!metashit
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You are way too invested in this website, Sirping, and this weird foid. You can do better maybe not much better, but definitely better than whatevers got you hung up on this nonsense. Do yourself a favor and take a break for a while.
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Is it crazy to you that ted wasn't truthful with you? π€
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I knew you were still simpin. "I deleted her number" lmao yeah fricking right. Called it from day one and were lying like a motherlover.
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To my credit i did. Then she messaged me on here on new years. Then i texted her a week later. Then you bullied me
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You darn right I bullied you. Why can't you just own up to it and admit you don't wanna share the kitty? There's nothing wrong with that. You try to play it cool but you're sneaking around planting seeds in other people's heads. It just comes across as feminine behavior. Like I'm supposed to believe that the below was just happenstance. Paired with the "I deleted her number but I still talk to her on RDrama everyday" bit. Gtfoh. !metashit stop letting this nonsense slide.
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But I'm so naturally forgiving!
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Well also, he shows up any time anyone mentions the slightest thing about her, even if he isn't mentioned. Like he's waiting for it.
No offense
@R-slur, I like you, but this kind of shit is pretty noticeable.
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Jarvis run a search in r-slur's comments for all instances of the word "Ted".
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He's the definition of down bad
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Im on this site all the time and I'll admit to this. Don't even notice it most of the time
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yayyyy
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This and the blood fetish make him canonically trans
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OTHER PEOPLE COME TO ME, EVEN SPAL MESSAGED ME BEFORE HER ASKING ABOUT HER AND I WAS LIKE, what you wanna know?
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I know enough. The fricking thing was over a month ago and it's still discussed frequently.
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no u
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yayyyy
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