My last mutual simp has unfortunately retired. Taking applications for new #1 mutual simp. Benefits include:
Up to 5,000 truescore and DramaCoin
I'll pick your side in comment chains more often
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Bro just because you don't call it dating doesn't mean that isn't what it is lmao, you just have an off again on again shitshow situation. You showing up to sweep every time she's mentioned is proof enough for me!
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That's fair but i really dont look at her in a romantic light. She's my damaged, literally brain damaged friend that i feel the need to protect. If that makes me a simp whatever, frick it I'm a simp
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if she's literally brain damaged then fricking her makes you a male feminist
just admit that you're in love with her, it would be less pathetic than doing this for months on end
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Im a male feminist and in love
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She only kisses me if i tell her to. She prefers getting hit in the face
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I didn't consent to learning this, keep yourself safe
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STOP DELETE THIS TOO
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ted's a whore that would let a scrote shit in her mouth if he listened to her cry for a few minutes, and you're the loser who's begging to kiss her after lmaoo
never been happier to be a !truecels member
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you're just confirming that your entire issue with scrotesalot is that he also had degenerate s-x with her. you're both just as vile as each other, but at least he is entertaining
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gonna kms after reading all this shit
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yayyyy
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I believe that's called a girlfriend, congratulations.
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yayyyy
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Idk why but I still find this just as funny as the first day.
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Definitely rings a bell
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lmao
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yayyyy
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He's totally indifferent
You just can't tell because you're too close to be objective
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