KNEECAP STATEMENT
— KNEECAP (@KNEECAPCEOL) February 8, 2024
Weβve been blocked from receiving significant music funding because a Tory Minister doesnβt like our art.
F*ck the Tories pic.twitter.com/xWWUdGNj5l
Kneecap are cringe wigger larpers from Belfast that I assume no one else here will have heard of.
One of the members always wears a balaclava that looks like it was knitted by his nan for some reason
Their "unique" selling point is they are Irish communists who like drugs and hate Britain (what a fresh and exciting new perspective)
Their name comes from one of the IRA's signature moves
Kneecapping is considered a "trademark" of the IRA, although it became less popular over time because the disability and mortality incurred was unpopular with the community.
Kneecappings were a weekly occurrence in West Belfast by 1975.
Anyway, they recently applied for a British government grant, were obviously denied and now them and other various undesirables are crying about it on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/Themiddle03/status/1755591198620741775
https://twitter.com/annie_mcginley/status/1755562792562614735
https://twitter.com/queertyyr/status/1755572278715199816
https://twitter.com/FinnEoghan/status/1755594833325068551
https://twitter.com/cloudcoocoo/status/1755599621387378776
https://twitter.com/SlushMuppyPup23/status/1755549425043112010
https://twitter.com/Setants/status/1755556174634647570
https://twitter.com/coilin81/status/1755549443297038494
https://twitter.com/okra_mom/status/1755549756460298590
Some fellow republicans don't understand why they'd even take the money in the first place though
https://twitter.com/antoj198439/status/1755574514115600578
https://twitter.com/Thejawsofnorth/status/1755557766498755036
https://twitter.com/The_NinjaKnight/status/1755560538178822349
Or that they are a government psy-op
https://twitter.com/palmarcrusader/status/1755566716178890821
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I've yet to see a single colony that isn't like this. Secession isn't an actual divorce you stupid c*nts.![:marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyfoidretard.webp)
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Berber wars basically started over this, Royal Navy stopped protecting American ships and US suddenly had to pay ransom to literal pirates because it didn't have a navy. !historychads
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Congress
was turbo cucked
during that time because nobody wanted to pay for a navy.
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βOi ya gotta pay your pirate license now that we aint doing it!β![:marseybong: :marseybong:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseybong.webp)
βNah we'll just kill them instead.β![:marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysaluteusa.webp)
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It took like a decade to get to the second part![:marseywait: :marseywait:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseywait.webp)
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Worse than that:
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These lads are in Belfast so they're not even properly decolonized. This is like a cheating husband whinging his wife won't cook his dinner while they haven't even hired divorce attorneys yet.
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Isn't that technically a former Malaysian colony?![:trollfaceball: :trollfaceball:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/trollfaceball.webp)
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Greetings from Singapore!![:marlion: :marlion:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marlion.webp)
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What was that with Malaysia then?
I'm not educating myself![:marseysleep: :marseysleep:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysleep.webp)
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Well imagine if the United States forced Hawaii to secede and that Hawaii ended up a lot more richer and successful
And that imaginary USA had affirmative action for white people lmao
That's how much of a failure Malaysia is
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Thanks!![:derpthumbsup: :derpthumbsup:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/derpthumbsup.webp)
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