My girlfriend's vag is too small and tight

The people here are mad that I'm straight and have a cute asian girlfriend

wait hold on, i just remembered this copypasta from the deuxrama archives. i'm like 90% he wrote this about himself

This man is a ban evading libertarian who’s used the names u/YameteOniichanItai(deleted after posting Lolicon porn), u/BigTiddyAnimeWaifu(deleted after posting Lolicon porn), u/WatermelonMcNuggets(suspended for admitting he liked masturbating to underage girls on Instagram), u/EasternMaybe(inactive), u/Shortcakespecial(suspended), u/LolIsDaiSukI(suspended), u/CorgieOwner711(suspended), u/strawberryspoongecake(suspended for possibly posting child porn) u/accidentialmagic , u/LargeNosedMan, u/LegalShota(suspended), u/TheSadlstKingOfTypos(a parody of my username, suspended for harassment and sexualization of minors), u/Corgitwiggle, u/10pep or u/10plep (suspended after posting an underage girl to r/Jizzedtothis), recently he has switched to a formerly dormant alt account called u/ExcitabIeBoy(now dormant again), he abandoned the account named u/TwinkPornAlt(suspended) and has began using this new account called u/87612386(suspended)while simultaneously using an account called u/Legitimate_Baseball(suspended)that he has abandoned for this alt named u/dlldt99s(suspended) before moving to the alt named u/34dsfsd(suspended) and finally returning under the name u/WyattsRecognitions(suspended) before switching over to u/LegitimateClassroom(suspended) before he migrated to u/FickleMaintenance(suspended)and now using u/NorthNegotiation(suspended) but after the loss of this account he has now gone on to the account called u/ACuteAnimeGirl which just got suspended. The libertarian pest has come back under the name u/First_Individual(also suspended). This man is a sick frick. He also was banned for describing wanting to r*pe a 10 year old girl as part of a “big brother/little sister” r*pe fantasy of his on r/justneckbeardthings. Recently he has taken to harassing people on Reddit who call him out as well as doubling down on why his libertarianism and mild hebephilia should be viewed as a legitimate orientation and anyone who doesn’t agree with him is automatically a bigot or a troll or an alt. Also u/LGLL26(suspended) and u/CoupeMaster(also suspended) might be one of his alts as well and u/PRs4MyWaifu is a fake alt he gave. He’s expressed interest in having “cute half Asian daughters but no boys because they have mental problems” which might be a front for saying he wants daughters so he can live out his fantasy of raping “real life lolis” as he doesn’t have much interest in boys though he did say he likes “twink” underage boys and finds their bodies very attractive. This person has also admitted to keeping a photo album full of pictures of children that he masturbates too and has mentioned using sunglasses to hide the fact that he enjoys leering at little girls. He’s also expressed his interest in traveling to Asian countries where trafficking underage children is very common. If you actually know this man and you have children it is ill advised to continue associating with him. Another development is that he’s recently expressed his interest in adopting a little girl to “raise and adore” as he put it, I don’t think I have to tell you what he really intends. There’s also a good chance he may have fled his home country of Hungary and gone to Switzerland or Sweden to escape a r*pe charge involving an underage girl, not a “legal but underage” girl but one who was too young. Take the last few parts with a grain of salt as this guy routinely lies about where he is from and has lied about his ethnicity as well. He also routinely lies about his health and weight as well, he is either obese or “scrawny.” This isn’t me going after someone for thought crimes, he fully intends to offend one day if he hasn’t already by this point. I’d also like to add that if you happen to know an Asian woman(possibly East Asian, Chinese, Korean or Japanese) attending school in Hungary or Sweden or Switzerland, between the ages of 18 and 26, standing at 4’10 to 5’3 please reach out to her immediately. This man has expressed his “interests” in capturing the quote “real life loli and doing so many fun things with her little loli body.” This man is dangerous so please if you know anyone in the countries mentioned who fits this description please tell her to be on her guard at all times. Also if you’re an Asian woman keep in mind he’s directly said that your entire race’s purpose is to “serve as perfect substitutes for libertarians and hebephiles.” Another recent development regarding this subhuman cyst: he has started fabricating stories about himself being the victim of sexual assault at the age of 10 at the hands of an alleged aunt. This is a bogus claim as the “scenario” he described is the same scenario he previously described as wanting to act out with a 10-year old girl, namely this girl crying while he told her “Let uncle enjoy your cute loli body.” So he’s an even bigger piece of shit now that he’s added false r*pe/abuse/molestation claims to his scum resume.

Also here’s a helpful link for anyone seeing this

https://report.cybertip.org/

There’s also a little link here to a story he wanted to write

https://snew.notabug.io/r/anime/comments/b6ieik/do_you_think_this_light_novel_idea_could/

Along with the post he made about wanting to adopt a little girl(will edit if he deletes but I have the screenshot)

https://old.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/b5d6rz/it_should_be_legal_for_fit_single_men_in_their/

He has biastophilic urges as well

https://m.imgur.com/a/p6YRSLp

And here he is once again proving he wants to r*pe whatever unfortunate child he adopts

https://m.imgur.com/a/T5p3Ug8

Him admitting to having a folder of little girls’ swimsuit pictures

https://m.imgur.com/a/SO8NT0Q

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/qPgYbfL

He slipped up here

https://m.imgur.com/a/Fb7DLqN

His creepy loli infatuation plus racism towards Asian men(and hatred of himself as he hates being White and hates White women but wants Half White Daughters) and need to send his sexual fantasies and delusions to anyone and everyone.

https://m.imgur.com/a/MZA8ANx

https://m.imgur.com/a/BRS7cRh

https://m.imgur.com/a/4XIHABn

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/SBJJzDX

Ironically this guy claims he’s nice and “respects the wahmenz” but then randomly follows women around Reddit sending them shit like this. In addition to accusing people of the exact same shit he does himself.

Furthermore, it appears this future Chinese wife is actually fictional to some degree considering she’s actually a Japanese frick-pillow

Update: On his account

u/TheSadlstKingOfTypos(the parody of my account) he let it slip that he likes slim women due to a medical disorder he has, it’s commonly referred to as “micro peepee.” What does this have to do with his love of small women and young girls aged 10 to 14 along with his fetish for incestous r*pe? Well he feels that despite his peepee size being closer to that an adult woman’s small clitoris he would be able to a achieve penetration with a small adult woman or a small child.

Yet another update: he’s now saying he is in Romania and goes on to further confirm that his sole reason for being attracted to his “totally real future Chinese murder/r*pe victim-I mean wife” is because she looks like she’s 12-years old. If you’re trying to convince people you’re not a libertarian/hebephile, maybe don’t act like one.

https://m.imgur.com/a/qbesHR9

Edit: he really sucks at being subtle and is a terrible liar

https://m.imgur.com/a/xRIS59g

https://m.imgur.com/a/hgO83xj

https://imgur.com/gallery/rajnDc0

He’s now claiming to be bisexual

Update: May actually be a resident of South Bend, Indiana as he claimed to be a Notre Dame student. I should also add that this person has been known to post or PM .onion links to people so careful clicking on any links he sends. Although not clicking them all together is a smarter choice. I’d also like to point out that if you’re an Asian woman or Asian man you might want to refrain for mentioning it to this man, if you’re a woman he he will harass you and constantly ask you if you have a “sexy little loli body” and may even ask for nudes. If you’re a man he’ll still harass you and claim that you aren’t a real man because you are Asian. Also if any of you post on Cringetopia, justneckbeardthings, justlegbeardthings, LibertarianLogic, unpopularopinion, BotchedSurgeries or any NSFW sub’s dedicated to asses or boobs or Hitomi Tanaka he’ll automatically assume that you are me because I post in those subs.

Update: He seems to slipping up regarding the height of the Chinese girl he supposedly friends with. First he says she’s 4’11 then he says she’s 4’10.

Another update:

He’s getting dumber slipped up several times in this screenshot from another person he seems to have a crush on.

https://m.imgur.com/a/vJNkB4f

Yet another goddarn update: He now claims his fictional crush is 4’9. Politicians call tell better lies than this guy!

Update:

Ladies and gentlemen a picture of his girlfriend/the 4’9(or 4’10 or 4’11) Chinese loli he talks about. It’s official? There is no Chinese girl he’s talking to so we have nothin to worry about, except him possibly finding a real life woman or little girl and assaulting them or killing them.

Please note this is sarcasm.

Clears Throat In Farnsworth: Good news everyone! It seems the malignant tumor was rejected by his target/future victim, he’s now going on racist rants about her. The bad news is he’s still alive.

Great Update: He admitted to being YameteOniiChanItai

Another “Good” Update: Confirmed that he will kill any of his male children(screenshot was taken by another party).

Yes but I hate libertarians and I'm more important.

He's one of my favorite characters in the rDrama cinematic universe, honestly.