So I recently started reading Paradise Lost because I needed something to do in the mornings before classes start and am also incredibly conceited and like to feel smarter than others. I expected it to be hellishly boring and drop it after the first few lines, but it's surprisingly entertaining (the part with Sin and Death is probably the most interesting so far and Belial is a little b-word). Right now, I'm up to the part where Ithuriel and Zephon find Satan in Eden. I was wondering if there is any other classical literature that's worth reading and won't make me want to rip my eyes out, since I'm asking you people apparently?
Also, remember when Liam Neeson, completely unprompted, said that he once tried to murder a black guy? The frick was that?
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I really enjoyed Homer's The Odyssey and The Iliad, in that order. I've technically never finished The Iliad because I skipped the chapter where it's just a fricking long list of all the Greeks that went to fight at Troy. Virgil's The Aeneid is arguably an easier and more enjoyable read but Aeneas is such a fricking bland character.
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The Bible! (Start with the new testament, in fact, start with the Gospel according to John)
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I can’t stop thinking about tongue fricking girls in the butt. I don’t know how, when, or why this started, but then I got to thinking: Nicki Minaj had a song about eating butt. There’s an “butt eating season” on social media, Mike Adriano does it in every scene he produces. I mean, tongue fricking chicks in the butt is everywhere I look and I want to know WHY. What is globohomo trying to accomplish with this coordinated effort to get men addicted to tongue fricking chicks buttholes? Don’t even try to lie - you know exactly what I’m talking about, because you, too, have experienced the urge to do it too.
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