So I recently started reading Paradise Lost because I needed something to do in the mornings before classes start and am also incredibly conceited and like to feel smarter than others. I expected it to be hellishly boring and drop it after the first few lines, but it's surprisingly entertaining (the part with Sin and Death is probably the most interesting so far and Belial is a little b-word). Right now, I'm up to the part where Ithuriel and Zephon find Satan in Eden. I was wondering if there is any other classical literature that's worth reading and won't make me want to rip my eyes out, since I'm asking you people apparently?
Also, remember when Liam Neeson, completely unprompted, said that he once tried to murder a black guy? The frick was that?
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