Chad posts about thot patrolling adventures on r/redscarepod, users don’t give him the respect he deserves

If you think this is bad, you should see the 1,600 and counting word apology letter i'm typing up in a google doc right now.

Delete it, king.

Kelsey, please. I am so so sorry. I know I fricked up hard tonight. I’m really sorry for that. I know that you’re embarrassed to be with me in front of your friends and have felt that way for a while. I can only imagine what its like to be in your shoes. I have failed your in my behavior and in my actions numerous times. Not only with your friends like Becky tonight but also because I was offputting at the dinner party last month, and the trouble i caused with the inapropriate molestation comment in front of Michael and Alison at their wedding in the summer, me not being nice enough to jennifer when she came to stay with us. And I know how your parents feel about me too and I am sorry for all the hardship I caused between you and them and your adopted brother and the rest of your family during our visitation in 2019. I know there are numerous more examples in the passed time that I could bring up that Im sure you still remember. like when i asked if you wouldnt mind crashing at crystal’s house for the whole weekend when mike and the boys came up to visit. i know you were really mad about that. i know you blame me for killing the cat and im sorry for that too. I fricked up a lot and I am sorry for that. but we had a lot of good times too, don't forget those. you can't throw those all away. like the first time we had s*x and how beautiful and magical that night seemed. so many good memories. I know I never said it much before but tonight I am really sorry. I am sorry for all the mean comments I make to you about your appearance. Its not appropriate on my part and I think Im just protecting my own insecurities onto you and Im really sorry about that. Its fricked up I know. Im sorry for a lot of things, Im sorry for what happened in April I swear to god I normally dont do shit like that thanks for being cool about it. Im an ungrateful fricking loser and Im lucky that you put up with my bullshit all the time. youre really special and I think I love you a lot and youre perfect for me. you complete me and i want to be with you always. i want to talk about tonight specifically though. i know this feels like the culmination of alot of things to you but please i can change. please baby. tonight, i know i fricked up. i made a mistake baby. a big fricking mistake. you know how hard-headed i am. you know how opinionated i am. im stubborn as frick and im so blessed, so grateful you put up with me and my bullshit. i need to work on it, and i promise i will. youre so right im a manchild and need to start acting my age. im nearly 35 its too fricking old for this shit i agree. i have a lot of issues i gotta work through ill cut back on my drinking too. ill do anything. i know your friends mean stuff to you and im sorry for what i did. i just wasn’t thinking about the consequences. i just have a bad thing about being right. i know that it causes us to start fighting when it otherwise wouldnt. i know ive yelled at you for stupid shit and im getting better i swear. it wont happen again. can you tell becky for me that im really sorry for what i said to her and i didnt really mean it i swear. you are my flower you are my light i need you please im so fricking sorry ill do fricking anything. i wont act like a jackass anymore i promise. ill start complimenting you again and everything. you and me together we can get through this. we can improve this and improve my life and carry each other every step of the way. please just talk to me. i cant let it end like this. you deserve better from me and i promise this time ill give it to you.

His 'apology letter' so far, this gotta be a troll lmao

Feel kinda like r/relationshipadvice, just dump her. Don't let her or her friends apologize. Block their numbers and Twitters.

My girlfriend and 5 of her friends were all over at my apartment (which I pay for, btw) for their monthly "book club": hanging out and drinking, talking about s*x and relationships and celebrity social media drama, whatever.

I love r/RSP but my god are so many people on that sub completely insufferable and hang out with the most insufferable people

I, ever playing the role of devil's advocate,

Unironically hope she cucks you bro lmao

Idk I wasn't really listening and ended up interrupting Becky in the middle of her spiel to deliver the kicker that had been stewing in my brain: "So age gaps are inherently predatory, right? Weren't you just bragging just half an hour ago about your recent hookup exploits with some college kid off tinder? What does that make you".

Ok actually I like him now, this is hilarious

Ok way too many edits at this point but this is the funniest thread I've read in awhile. When asked for a description of his gf, he supplied:

probably like 5'3 and 150, 8 tattoos and 5 piercings

Is that a sub for women? why are they all acting so foidish??

One of the women, Rebecca or "Becky"

Classic Becky move.

Andrea, who works with my girlfriend, turned to her as she walked out and said "(gf's name), how can you let him get away with this shit? You're better than him!" My girlfriend is extremely pissed at me.

Be honest. How hot it she?

objectively probably a 6/10.

😂😂😂

Wow carp is based for once

LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE

Wait, did Taylor swift actually do that? Literal groomer lol.

Didn't know podcast subhumans could be based

Someone give me the qrd on that sub and podcast. Getting tired of hearing mayos talk about Succession

Darn this shit was long bro. I didn’t even read it but I’m still complaining about how long this was.

New Longpostbot quote?

Only fat women are this argumentative.

Of my gf's friends the only ones I don't get along with are the fat ones because they'll do shit like argue with me in my own house about stupid things.

The foid and her friends seem like they'd be better off with a bullet in the temple.

Chad move. My ex was just like Becky, screaming and sobbing at the first sign of being called out.

Good morning

That sub exudes too much feminine energy, which is surprising for Reddit. Regardless, it’s the sort of thing that I can only tolerate if it smells like nice perfume and has tits.

I know you and your buddies are sitting in a groomercord or telegram or some private chat right now laughing at the reactions in here as usual, probably with some of the SRD mods, so here's a question for all of you:

How old are you? Is this really how you get enjoyment out of your Saturday nights? Is there really nothing else you can do? Is this enriching to you? Do you think you're ever going to mature to a point where you finally see that deliberately upsetting users simply because you have the power too was pathetic, petty, and small?

This is the equivalent of a shift manager at burger king getting off on making employees miserable, just because it's the smallest bit of actual power they will ever aquire and it makes them feel good to flex it. You can get a comment section full of people upset every couple of weeks. Congratulations. Living the dream.

Snapshots:

• reveddit.com
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)