Smelly, balding, Redditors blame capitalism when their bullies are more successful , sexier , and have better hair than them.

The biggest bully from my school years got elected to office and then embarrassed the entire state. Someone did stand up to him in his later years and beat his butt so bad he went blind. That's when he found Jesus and somehow that made him worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Porterfield

According to a police report, the altercation occurred shortly after 3 a.m. in the parking lot of Cavanaugh's Sports Bar and Eatery in Schererville, Indiana.[5] The responding officer indicated that he saw two individuals "jump" Porterfield after a verbal argument with Porterfield and another man, later identified as Steve McPherson. When the officer asked Porterfield what happened, Porterfield responded: "[you're] a cop so fricking figure it out."

Despite the severity of his injuries and resulting blindness, Porterfield declined to press criminal charges against anyone involved in the incident and declined to give a formal statement, leading police to discontinue the investigation.[5]

In a sworn deposition taken November 25, 2008, Porterfield stated he and McPherson arrived at Cavanaugh's around 11:00 p.m. on December 9, 2006, after leaving a strip club in Harvey, Illinois.[7] According to the police report, a verbal altercation began shortly after 3:00 a.m. in the bar's parking lot after McPherson touched a woman without her consent.[5] McPherson apologized to the woman, at which point Porterfield approached and asked, "what are you apologizing to this b-word for? You don't have to apologize."[5] Porterfield then asked two of the woman's friends, Jesus Venegas and Jason Dorado, "what are you bitches going to do about it?"[5] Dorado later stated in a sworn deposition that he then saw Porterfield knock down Venegas.[7] According to Dorado, Anthony Acevedo, the woman's cousin, hit Porterfield, leading Dorado to put Porterfield in a headlock.[7] Dorado stated he "poked [Porterfield's] eyes out" after Porterfield bit off part of Dorado's ear.[7]