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Some crypto-rich tard that has more money than brains should get onto that. Start waging for soyslop delivery companies and just frick up some lardasse's day by delivering his soyslop smashed up, cold, and laced with cyanide. Bonus points it doubles as sport when you use a bike for it. And you can use the delivery routes to harass women from your bike!
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Lmao integrate soy rage into strava. You get judged on your segment not only on how quickly you completed but by how smashed the food was after
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Strava for Trolling is delightfully devilish
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What are your strats? Obviously signing up as a woman and using an ebike, but any others?
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tbh I get a bit peckish sometimes and might eat a bit of the slop to ensure I have enough energy to safely deliver it
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Fair especially on orders that don't tip at least 50%
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The guy on the bike was probably more soy than the person who ordered. No chad thinks about delivery on a bike. Chads run bike strags over.
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runs over you at 90 mph
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I need a browser extension that replaces the word "teens"
also Judge Rebecca Saxe is a smokeshow
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It's kinda crazy how many comments these delivery wagie posts generate.
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I'm bout to start fricking up my food for reddit karma.
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There's an entire social class of people whose lives revolve around what they're going to order for their next meal
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Half of them are on neetbux or living off parents
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All the riders around me have these big cube shaped backpacks to stop that happening.
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As if riding on a bike isn't gay enough
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Uber eats drivers deserve it
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She's so proud of this when she really shouldn't be.
Her apartment is probably above whatever this shithole is she's parked in front of, paid for by the handouts from people equally as dumb as her
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You sound really fat.
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My main has a verified thin badge, so
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Absolutely amazing idea to ruin food. She can scoop 3 or 4 orders and each and every one will be ruined in a single trip
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At least they're exercising, nothing worse than being a fat wagie
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That bag is 40 bucks. Too much for poorcels. They are also r-slurred enough that they dont realize they can just substract this money from their taxes.
I see dumbasses buying second hand bags not realizing its a practically free bag after 10 deliveries.
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Ain't no way an Uber eats driver is breaking the standard deduction
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Aint no way a uber eats wagie knows how taxes work
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As if Poorcels file their taxes.
Do you know how much that costs?!?
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Yes and I have no idea how doing Uber Eats can be worth it after the IRS take their cut
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Yeah but low iqs
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Thanks Spiderman....
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yeah... it was because of the bicycle
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IF I FLIP THE PIZZAS MR. AZIZ WILL FLIP OUT
Oh no...
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Did some neighbor order a lil caesars $5 hot and ready for delivery?
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Lil ceasers aint 5 dollars anymore, that shit is like almost 9 now, at least where i live.
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They raised the price to $8 here and offer half the pizza as garlic sticks ie: dough with only butter
!leafs rise up
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5.99 here.
You gotta spend a little more and get either the deep dish or stuffed crust. You're still going to regret it tomorrow, but tastes better today.
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Ask for the butter and Parmesan all over the pizza to really hate yourself
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Their round stuffed crust would come like that by default.
You know it's not butter or Parmesan but you don't care.
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By default on just the crust, I tell them to cover the whole thing
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U don't?? I love paying $20 for a $5 pie
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if you working in lil ceasers you gotta have some broke neighbor solidarity
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More like a $18.43 without tip hot and ready
with the poors/goy tax.
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When you open Grindr in Tel Aviv
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A bit less sensation means ruv you longer time.
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Why are people ordering pizzas from uber eats? Pizza places have delivery drivers
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Lots of places have fired their drivers and only do uber eats
Or they made their delivery radius tiny
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Yeah, even my dealership just calls a Lyft if you need a ride back home. Apparently it's all integrated or white-labeled nowadays, too.
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The white labeling is weird. You'll order from like two middle men just for it to be DoorDash or something.
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That's a Little Caesars box and I don't think they ever had their own drivers (at least not around here)
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Pretty ironic, considering their entire business model is predicated on the fact they have their own entire logistics network.
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Lot easier to manage logistics when you exclude customers from it.
They often build near parks and high schools for that sweet foot traffic.
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Well yeah, I don't expect an 18 wheeler to drop my pizza off to me. I just found it an interesting thing to think about.
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A nuclear powered 18 wheeler mobile goyslop dispensary with last mile drone delivery
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The hot n ready thing made it closer to just stopping by Wendy's or whatever on your way home from work. Traditional fast food places didn't deliver either.
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Fair, i love romans I'll give them a break
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If I ordered delivery and somebody brought me anything on a bicycle I'd be asking for my money back.
I like my shit hot, that's why I don't fw delivery.
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Different kind of pie, Snappy
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Are dedicated pizza delivery personnel not a thing anymore? Why would you Uber eats a pizza?
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Pizza delivery guys are indeed no longer a thing any more. It's sad that real jobs are replaced by shitty gig apps, but the deeper tragedy is all the horny housewives like myself having to go without our crust stuffed.
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I think Domino's still has drivers. They keep running ads about their electric delivery cars.
So you can frick the pizza guy, but you have to throw the food out afterward
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They probably bought 1 they never use for the promo and just use the apps
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Hey
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Zoomers are too afraid to call a pizza place
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I think they save money by firing their drivers (no wages, time off, etc) and pivoting to apps, even if it means the apps take a cut
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You're supposed to barcarry pizza, r-slur.
Only chads who delivered pizza on bikes when they were kids remember this
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this is pretty based
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Bikelets fear the little robo buddy bringing you lunch
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If they were smart they wouldn't be an ubereats biker
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No the upper echelon of goydelivery workers do ubereats, the real mongs work for jimmyjohns and ride brakeless fixies
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This is from an Uber Driver? They wouldn't be doing it if they were intelligent.
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Who TF orders Little Caesar's for delivery⦠through a third-party app? Don't they have their own delivery drivers? And their pizza is literal F-tier slop!
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He still ate it.
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UberEatscels get what they deserve
Thanks team π
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