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Uber Eats delivery biker carries pizzas in his backpack. Spectacular.

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:#marseygigachad:

>delivers cold smashed pizza

>redditors sneed

>off to ruin another neet's day

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Some crypto-rich tard that has more money than brains should get onto that. Start waging for soyslop delivery companies and just frick up some lardasse's day by delivering his soyslop smashed up, cold, and laced with cyanide. Bonus points it doubles as sport when you use a bike for it. And you can use the delivery routes to harass women from your bike!

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Lmao integrate soy rage into strava. You get judged on your segment not only on how quickly you completed but by how smashed the food was after

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Strava for Trolling is delightfully devilish :marseytroll:

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What are your strats? Obviously signing up as a woman and using an ebike, but any others?

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tbh I get a bit peckish sometimes and might eat a bit of the slop to ensure I have enough energy to safely deliver it :marseyshrug:

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Fair especially on orders that don't tip at least 50%

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The guy on the bike was probably more soy than the person who ordered. No chad thinks about delivery on a bike. Chads run bike strags over.

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>I dont have the legs to move myself

:soycry:

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runs over you at 90 mph

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I need a browser extension that replaces the word "teens"

also Judge Rebecca Saxe is a smokeshow

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