Could someone please saw down this rifle barrel for me?
Jules Suzdaltsev is a journ*list living in the hustle and bustle of NYC
https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1773733255658799432
Some people try to rationalize it away for him and pat him on the back for being a good person by not doing anything
Redditor attitude
Charlie Clymer chimes in
"If you call him out for being an butthole on one aspect he may show that he's an butthole on other aspects!"
Other people point out how pathetic he is
He's been seething about all the people pointing out how much of a pushover he's been for about a full day now
Love that a dude stealing your shit is the sociable person and the type of person who would enforce consequences for bad behavior is antisocial
(Would just like to state for the record that under no circumstances should journoids be considered as productive members of society)
"I'm not afraid of confrontation! I'm not afraid of confrontation!" 
"You conservatives would never last in the hustle and bustle with your attitudes of justice and punishment." 
My concluding remarks: if you ever find that you've become this pathetic, keep yourself safe 
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I would mortgage my house to bet on that, yes.
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That's a lot of money for me to win. C'mon anyone can beat up an old person.
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this man could get his butt kicked by a light breeze, lmao
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overall happiness in the world SURGING
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The absolute state of urbancels if that is considered a good neighbor lmao.
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Notice how he has too let this slide because he could get a neighbor who is even worse than a thief, but goes right back too being smug about how superior New York is.
@Redactor0 wanna be a janny irl and mop up NYC.
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He's right, you're wrong, and I wouldn't expect your kind to realize that.
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Small abuse precedes bigger abuse.
The neighbor of course knows that Jules Suzdaltsev has ring video of him stealing, he also knows that even if the cuck calls the cops nothing will happen because of how oppressed neighbors are in NYC, he also knows how intimidation works and he knows how to spot a good victim, he's just testing the waters and Jules Suzdaltsev has confirmed it: "Yes, you can frick me and I'll gaslight myself into liking it."
Okay Grue, but you fantasize about this kinda social dynamic: pimp turning you out and into one of his whores. Which is pretty much the social dynamic between the neighbor and Jules Suzdaltsev now.
Next the neighbor will ask for one of cucks many iphones -- "mine is broken." If cucks dares to ask for it back (unlikely) neighbor just lies, what is cuck gonna do? Neighbor will knock on the door and when cuck opens push him aside and walk into the cuckshed: "Imma need to use your macbook, mine doesn't work." What is cuck gonna do? After a while scouting the apartment for other valuables neighbor takes the cuckbook air "I'll bring it back when I got mine repaired." Is cuck gonna say no to a neighbor? Of course not. "Give me your apartment keys, so I can help you if you lock yourself out." Of course cuck is gonna trust a neighbor. When he comes home to an empty apartment, except for a dirty mattress on the floor, that's when the hustle and bustle of the big city truly begins...
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Turning me out?
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I'm stealing your packages
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I'm shooting you
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Worth it to steal bad dragon dildos and Squishmallows.
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You're wrong and I wouldn't expect your kind to realize that
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YOU DON'T OWN A GUN, I'VE READ YOUR WIKI page...
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Source?
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Post tits Grue
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Hope TED's will suffice:
https:/kiwifarms.st/threads/r-slurs-tits-leaked-rdrama-rama.98621/
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Wozzit guv?
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I'm learning the hard way that conservatives were right about low rent.
Here's a teaser: your neighbor could be worse by having a million fricking cockroaches and they start invading through your walls and vents.
Yes, I would prefer "silent, never see them" to "quiet, but has stolen a couple packages", but i would prefer that to "disgusting hoarder causing pest infestation"
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Honestly who really gaf about some stolen groceries, what I find funny is that he thought it'd be a good idea to post and virtue signal about it
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Seems less like a virtue signal and more flexing on rubes
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Porch pirates are just making the best out of their economic situation.
Pay reparations next time, whitey
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Tfw in the suburbs my nice gen x neighbors buy gifts for my toddler and lend me tools, can't say I miss being a rentcel
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My neighbors are like a second set of parents for me. He'll bring back my garbage can, we blow both driveways together, I'll help him with electronics, he'll help me with mechanical stuff...
He needed to move a dryer receptacle? Well i have some polaris lugs and junction boxes handy. I need to re-mortar my back porch? He has all the tools necessary for that.
Really the only one-sided part is his attractive college-aged granddaughter living there, but that's in my favor
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For all the shit the suburbs get the feeling of community I've felt since moving into one has far outstripped anything I've seen living in rural merica
or being a hustle and bustlecel 
Best of both worlds imo
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Ugh you guys apartment life sucks but have you seen all the new ones they build between 4 to 6 stories last decade? Those are all wood so I'm pretty sure the prob of loud neighbors (lol
) is only gonna get worse for poor els but I guess we wait and see 
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I can understand this logic to some extent but then why the frick would you put it on the internet if you're unbothered lol
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I would kill a stranger over a 5 dollar dispute without question.
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I didn't buy paper towels just for funsies. I bought them because i needed them.
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Someone should tell him if you don't live in a shithole you never have to think about your neighbors at all
It doesn't have to be like this
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