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Actual doctors big mad when nurse practitioners continue to steal their valor

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Happy National Doctor's Day (3/30) to all the APPs!

My hospital has decided to honor the physicians by making posters that have pictures of DO/MD and also NP/PAs… we literally can't even get a day lol. Nurses get a whole week and good for them honestly. But why are we celebrating “our medical staff” on doctor's day. It literally is called DOCTOR'S day. Pls

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Frick doctors, they are a fricking :marseytom: racket, oh I have to pay this random :marseycitrusshrug: guy for a prescription to the good antibiotics and the good painkillers ON TOP of buying the pills? Frick that

Death to doctorcels, praise be to selfmedicatingchads

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>woman

Opinion HEARD :marseyjacksparrow: :#gigachad2: !nonchuds hear this sister :marseymar: out :#gigachadqueen:

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>woman

Opinion discarded

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>Doctor apologist

You will be the first :marseywinner: one against the wall

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>w0m3n

opinion discarded

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:#based: :#vegetakneel:

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Doctor want to get paid for being a room for 5 minutes max, they delegate every other part of their job. Most refuse to see patients with complex problems or medicaid. Do they write their own notes? No, they use scribes/templates that arent very flexible. Are the diagnosis codes their scribes input accurate? No. Do the doctors care? No.

Does the patient's problem need more than a google search to figure out? Refer to specialist. Can the specialist make a crap ton of money off fixing your problem? No? Not worth the OR time then. Refer the patient to a hospital.

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The Pfizer merchant fears the Livestock Antibiotics Ordering Chad

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Doctors are fricking morons and the moment I realised this was when I stopped deifying them. Mostly family doctors/GPs.

Seriously, even if they've retained all of the info shatted out at them during medical school, they typically have zero social skills, no ability to think on the spot, but are also constantly whining about not being fellated and being”underpaid”.

GPs in Australia are constantly whining that the Medicare rebate for consults is too low; and that's the ONLY reason why doctors tend to rush you in and out of appointments and don't have time to do properly examine - they have to do x amount of consults per day to “earn enough”.

But even the lowest paid GPs in my country who are only receiving the public health rebate for their services are earning up to 200/300k a year. It's just that they want to be earning the millions of dollars a top of the line specialist would earn just for kissing boo-boos and giving antibiotics out. Nah bro, you're not underpaid just because more talented doctors get to be millionaires

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Ppl should just treat it as any other profession. No one is fellating farmers for making the food that we eat.

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I learned the hard way that you need to be an absolute c*nt to doctors during serious situations,

A lot of them just want to get out of the room ASAP. My mom was very ill during a complex situation. We had Indian doctor came in and spew gibberish then leave. After a few weeks of this we learned that you have to bully the nerds into doing their job or else they will do as little as possible

It's you or a loved ones life and it's just another day at the job for them.

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Speak for yourself

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Someone hasn't been to Ram Ranch

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Why do nurse practitioners even exist? As far as I can tell they are basically nurses that get to act as doctors without all the schooling doctors had to go through, but there isn't like a way to go from NP to MD so I don't understand why we have a cope doctor role?

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To deal with poors and because primary medicine doctors are lazy and inefficient. They use 0 clinical judgement before pan consulting specialists so it's easy to replace them with nurses.

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it's because the US has, thanks to the AMA, strictly limited the supply of attendings available, thus leading to many fewer doctors available. That isn't a sustainable situation, so NPs exist to fill that gap.

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Because it doesn't take much intelligence or require much knowledge to act as a generic GP. The software beeps if you're doing something wrong, and there's another layer of defence with the pharmacist (and his software) picking up any medication clash. You're just filling out generic scripts for medication that people have already been taking for years 90% of the time.

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Back in the 80s there were too many doctors. Schools stopped credentialing so many, but overshot the mark. So nurse practitioners have filled the gap.

Here's a brief article on it. (trigger warning: boring economics). https://archive.is/5Py4M

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I don't understand all the different tiers of foidery in the healthcare system..

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Are the inflated specialty salaries not enough? Why do they need a day, too?

At least nurses usually don't have a god complex.

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At least nurses usually don't have a god complex

y'all need to meet some nurses lol


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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>At least nurses usually don't have a god complex

have you met a nurse? They are the most obnoxious people in any hospital. They think they walk on water while trying to get you to buy their woo pills from whatever the flavor of the month pyramid scheme is.

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Yes they do

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>At least nurses usually don't have a god complex.

Oh boy do I have some bad news for you.

50% of the career related drama posted on here comes from nurses and teachers, and for a very good reason.

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Isn't it funny how every job that's mostly women is somehow the most difficult job on the planet, and no one's ever critical of that?

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We really ought to be

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Because 95% of women you went to school with want to go in healthcare, psychology, or k-12 educator

It's a foid problem, not a career problem

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Im an r-slur but Dr's don't do much unless they're specialists or surgeons

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Im an r-slur but dr's don't do much unless they do much p:

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Yes

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Every other country:

>Oh yeah, Doctors should complete a 4 year course of study like any other degree. We should make sure we have ample spaces in classes for those that want to study.

Burgernesia:

>A doctor should have 4 years of some bullshit degree before they take an arbitrary screening test and are selected via DEI and whatever horseshit current thing makes us look good and not like the crooks we are, for the intentionally limited spots in med school. We should conspire together to reduce spaces if be believe that it will lower our ridiculous fricking salaries. Meanwhile, burgers will invent Nurses and "Physicians Assistants" that functionally operate as doctors because there aren't enough of these twinks.

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Its usually six years, but you dont have to do pottery courses before you start.

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Yeah but I think most are 4 years classroom and 2 years practice, in the US it's 4 years unrelated undergrad (one Doctor I had was a mechanical engineer before going to med school), 4 years med school, 3-7 years residency, THEN they're finally doctors.

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Its because NP/PAs have always been broadly considered physician equivalents when looking at FTEs or labor in a health system. Point being, its not as big of a leap as these drama queens make it sound.

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If you are not a surgeon youre a joke.

"Ai" replaced doctors a decade ago and thats why you see PAs.

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do not frickikng add "laughing out Ioud" to the end of a comment like that. watch your mouth. be thoughtful how you sling around what you think is meaningless internet slang that insn't meaninglesr to other people. Intention doesn't matter, how your message is received matter.

You just laughed at spreading naziism.

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Weird how your dramaposts still get votes while your blogposts go straight to heck

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Commemorative days, weeks, and months are gay. The only valid holidays in America are:

New Years

Valentine's Day

Easter

Independence Day

Memorial Day

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas

Frick Labor Day because frick communists, and frick Veterans Day because it's only significant for the kinds of vets who are so unsuccessful they will spend two hours in line for a free $10 meal. Also, 98% of them are fricking admin bitches defrauding the VA for disability money.

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