ULTRAGIGASNEED they/them  9mo ago 2,145 thread views #258376

When did you realize the entire global economy is reliant on r-slurs being r-slurred with money? :marseydarkfoidretard:

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As small time landlord I often think in mortgage payments when I hear about the stupid shit the renters blow their money on. We have a zoomer couple that is the literal polyamory meme I saw posted here with the died hair, mushroom tattoo and cats. Add to that hundreds of funkos and squish-mellows and constant nintendos.

I mean I am happy they pay the mortgage, but holy shit, why is it so hard to not be a child once you are a "grown-up"?

Get in here LLM!

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I bought a 2000sqft house with everything I could ever need, in the nicest neighborhood in my city, and I only pay 1/3rd of what they pay for 2 cars for my mortgage. Maybe it's cause I've never bought a funko... insane.

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My monthly property taxes for my primary residence is 3x their car payments. :marseypipe:

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If you have enough land and live in california put a vineyard on your property and you can get huge tax breaks :marseywinemom:

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My house is directly on the beach. I don't think I'm getting zoned as a vineyard. I appreciate the pro tip though.

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I appreciate both of you cute twinks for not being rentcels

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I pay $9,300/month in property tax. No mortgage. It's almost worse than a rentcel.

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Frick taxes, whats your homeowners insurance?

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Don't have it. Not required if you don't have a mortgage.

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guide:

>dress up as homeless

>move in to ur own house

>claim it is hobo infested

>dont pay tax

>cali spends 3 years evicting illegal hobo

>in reality the hobo is u

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Heavy is the head my boi pouring one out for land chads everywhere :marseylibations:

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Why do you own a 12 million dollar home then

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Like literally I get the beach life but it's so much more worth it to live an hour away from the coast on the hills where you can get so much more acreage at that price point. SoCal or Bay Area this'd work well. No homeless people (and BIPOCs), mansion in the pinnacle of modern civilization, and the coast/life is still close enough for a short a half day trip

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Just declare independecy and stop paying taxes

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Just declare independence and stop paying taxes extract taxes from your neighbors

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what do you do

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I invented DeFi or something idk.

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Based contributor to tax revenue

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My renty has more money in shoes by the front door than I've spent on clothes in the last 10 years and his car is worth more than I've spent on vehicles in my life.

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