Hello dramatards, good morning on this beautiful Saturday. Today I have a special gift for you, a case study on the life of the average r/antiwork user.
I'd like you to meet u/Bartheda. The name may sound familiar to you, as he has been featured on rdrama eons ago, but I desperately need dramacoins to pay off some debt so I am sharing more detailed research.
As you can see, he is a 38 year old male, tired of the bad actors trying to frame antiworkers as being r-slurred teenagers. He is here to let you know that they are, in fact, mature adults willing to stand against the man.
As a proud Kiwi, he enjoys hating the United States, as the US is a third world shithole where 300,000,000 people die every year due to our plague of gun violence, and shootings never happen in NZ (literal never, it's never happened before there because they banned guns).
He is a huge fan of capeshit, and other various fictional collectible stuff like Godzilla figurines. As a fan of superheroes, he likens himself as one and is an altruist.
He does love himself a good wank from time to time! In fact, its his primary source of joy and happiness, aside from his altruistic endeavors.
When his wife gave birth to their daughter, he sat in the waiting room and pretended to be Wolverine. He spent 11 months pretending to be an Xman then his daughter died. Sad!
Sadly, him and his wife haven't had s*x in 10 years (since their daughter died). But he has his porn still, so its okay. I'm sure they find other ways to get along. Losing a child can kill a womans s*x drive so its somewhat understandable, it says nothing about their commitment to each other.
Well it didn't actually kill her s*x drive, there is a small stipulation to the whole situation...
In conclusion, I hope you enjoyed my research and have achieved some enlightenment about the kind of people you are bullying. Many of them are the unsung heroes of our society, their good deeds lost to year old comment chains.
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I don't even have a snarky comment this is just sad.
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The only way this "man" could reclaim any dignity at this point is murder-suicide.
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To think had he been a part of the ummah the odds of this happening would be misicule. And if it did happen he would receive the restitution and satisfaction of having this foid stoned to death while the male would receive 100 lashes and banishment.
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This is actually the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Sucking peepee for drugs has more dignity than this.
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coped so hard the dude posts to /r/bi
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I've got one: if they had SIDS for adults it would be called SADS :(
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Brother what is the punishment in your faith for adultery
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This man needs Jesus, like I'm not religious at all but here he is trying to draw strength from comic book characters when he should be seeking solace in the love of Christ, or total submission to the will of Allah, etc... I think most religions would also advise him against a decade of cuckoldry
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The papists can have him, we don't want him.
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This guy is 100% gonna rope holy shit
never seen a sadder display in my life that also manages to be funny 
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I wish. Thereβs a mechanism in these people to never kill themselves so long as their purpose of being a burden to others is being sated.
Heβs the type to kill himself the second he gets a job, so Iβm rooting on him to turn his life around.
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I was about to
but the fricking wolverine story what the actual frick
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Jesus christ, he's the final level of the redditor stage
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Incredible pityposter. I like how "Wolverine" was all like "hey bub your kid is gonna die and you might as well man up," as if his entire imaginary existence wasn't just part of the Antiworker's gigacoping mind going into overdrive at the thought of being grounded in reality for even one second. The only way he can comprehend things is through comic book references and if his family members die, welp that's just part of his backstory. That's just a part of the character building and its something he gets to mention to strangers online in a completely unrelated Reddit thread--thus converting his child's death into sweet sweet karma points.
This post brought to you by the pizzashill award. πππππ
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Need to know the status of his hairline.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/cosplayprops/comments/ccwx8b/glowing_eye_effect_for_an_upcoming_strontium_dog/?sort=controversial
Hard to say.
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Willing to bet it's halfway up his scalp.
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Bro that was a good butt post. Keep em coming, really enjoyed reading it.
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Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/qv8n05/a_lot_of_people_who_dont_understand_rantiwork/hkwuj29/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/qr4em5/its_a_joke_without_a_punchline/hk4t0m6/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/GODZILLA/comments/qwuqm5/a_small_price_to_pay_for_godzilla/hl6x8t8/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/qvhwwo/sometimes_ill_think_back_and_still_cant_believe/hkwv06k/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dcxylq/anthony_bourdain_once_said_theres_a_guy_in_my/f2dczgc/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/qq9nez/i_started_cheating_now_my_bedroom_isnt_dead/hjzrvv8/?sort=controversial:
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/ot9i2j/how_long_would_you_stay_married_to_the_mother_of/h6vi2lv/?sort=controversial:
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