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The Average /r/Antiworker, a story in 7 comment chains.

Hello dramatards, good morning on this beautiful Saturday. Today I have a special gift for you, a case study on the life of the average r/antiwork user.

I'd like you to meet u/Bartheda. The name may sound familiar to you, as he has been featured on rdrama eons ago, but I desperately need dramacoins to pay off some debt so I am sharing more detailed research.

As you can see, he is a 38 year old male, tired of the bad actors trying to frame antiworkers as being r-slurred teenagers. He is here to let you know that they are, in fact, mature adults willing to stand against the man.

https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/qv8n05/a_lot_of_people_who_dont_understand_rantiwork/hkwuj29/?sort=controversial

As a proud Kiwi, he enjoys hating the United States, as the US is a third world shithole where 300,000,000 people die every year due to our plague of gun violence, and shootings never happen in NZ (literal never, it's never happened before there because they banned guns).

https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/qr4em5/its_a_joke_without_a_punchline/hk4t0m6/?sort=controversial

He is a huge fan of capeshit, and other various fictional collectible stuff like Godzilla figurines. As a fan of superheroes, he likens himself as one and is an altruist.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GODZILLA/comments/qwuqm5/a_small_price_to_pay_for_godzilla/hl6x8t8/?sort=controversial

He does love himself a good wank from time to time! In fact, its his primary source of joy and happiness, aside from his altruistic endeavors.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/qvhwwo/sometimes_ill_think_back_and_still_cant_believe/hkwv06k/?sort=controversial

When his wife gave birth to their daughter, he sat in the waiting room and pretended to be Wolverine. He spent 11 months pretending to be an Xman then his daughter died. Sad!

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dcxylq/anthony_bourdain_once_said_theres_a_guy_in_my/f2dczgc/?sort=controversial

Sadly, him and his wife haven't had s*x in 10 years (since their daughter died). But he has his porn still, so its okay. I'm sure they find other ways to get along. Losing a child can kill a womans s*x drive so its somewhat understandable, it says nothing about their commitment to each other.

https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/qq9nez/i_started_cheating_now_my_bedroom_isnt_dead/hjzrvv8/?sort=controversial

Well it didn't actually kill her s*x drive, there is a small stipulation to the whole situation...

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/ot9i2j/how_long_would_you_stay_married_to_the_mother_of/h6vi2lv/?sort=controversial

In conclusion, I hope you enjoyed my research and have achieved some enlightenment about the kind of people you are bullying. Many of them are the unsung heroes of our society, their good deeds lost to year old comment chains.

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Sure, the short version is she got pregnant with our first who was born super early and lived for 11 months at the hospital before passing away. She wouldn't touch me afterwards but did sleep with someone else and had her second kid. Who I'm raising as me own.

I don't even have a snarky comment this is just sad.

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I've got one: if they had SIDS for adults it would be called SADS :(

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Brother what is the punishment in your faith for adultery

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The only way this "man" could reclaim any dignity at this point is murder-suicide.

:marseychonker: :marseyshooting: :marseyrope:

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To think had he been a part of the ummah the odds of this happening would be misicule. And if it did happen he would receive the restitution and satisfaction of having this foid stoned to death while the male would receive 100 lashes and banishment.

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This is actually the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Sucking peepee for drugs has more dignity than this.

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:marseyniggawut: :marseyniggawut: :marseyniggawut:

coped so hard the dude posts to /r/bi

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