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Bardfin they/them  10mo ago (text post) 167 thread views #260320

Anybody got the Zesty Neighbor copypasta? (VERY IMPORTANT)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

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This neighbor lookin' ZESTY, this neighbor lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this neighbor theatrical, this neighbor good with colors, this neighbor gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This neighbor lifts shirts, this neighbor on the down low, this neighbor be a tollet trader, this neighbor gardens uphill, this neighbor packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

took me 2 seconds on google typing "zesty copypasta" apply yourself neighbor

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>took me 2 seconds on google

christ fricking sake i wish certain "people" would realize this, especially when teh internetz has been around for a while now

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I TRIED GOOGLING.Thanks a million though

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