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I literally heard it here first

Update: cops shot him

https://www.9news.com.au/national/major-incident-declared-at-westfield-in-bondi-junction/0d713266-ca1b-449d-8dd5-cdf422ea092b

Press conference about to start 6:05 AEST

What they know so far: Four deceased, 8 taken to hospital. Suspect shot by police inspector. Situation under control but parts of the westfield still under lockdown

Still waiting for press conference from assistant police commissioner

From press conference:

five victims deceased. Several in hospital serious/critical condition one child. Person has acted alone no continuing threat. No information relating to offender yet. NSW ambulance confirming five deceased. Suspect killed by senior police officer.

No current evidence on the scene of any motivation or ideology

Tl;Dr five dead, they really don't know anything about suspect and motive yet, even though the response was handled well.

this shit just doesn't happen here so everyone's shocked :marseysad:

UPDATE ON IDENTITY OF THE ATTACKER

NSW Police Assistant Commissioner Anthony Cooke says the attacker has been identified as a 40-year-old man from Queensland.

Assistant Commissioner Cooke says the attacker, Joel Cauchi, came to NSW last month and had hired a "very small" storage facility.

"We know that the offender in the matter suffers from mental health issues," Mr Cooke said.

"We are continuing to work through the profiling of the offender but very clearly to us at this stage it would appear that this is related to the mental health of the individual involved."

!nonchuds just a case of mental illness

!chuds dude was a fricking wog

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!ummah is it true that if you get iced by a foid you don't get the 72 virgins?

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dude got frickin owned he's not making it to jannah

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72 goats it is

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Sounds like a good deal for ((((((((((((((((((((@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM ))))))))))))))))))))

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72 male horned-goats

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WTF i love chickcops now

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Wow! There is a benefit to their propensity to escalate to gunfire on the pyramid of violence after all!

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Suspect shot by police inspector

I thought guns didn't help? Did they even try sending a social worker?

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Ran out of social workers, they all got stabbed ig :tayshrug:

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Let's send more just to be sure

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That's just a terrible idea. We should send in some journ*lists instead.

In fact, we should just send wave after wave of journos at him until he gets so tired from the stabbing he collapses and we can arrest him without any violence.

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IT WAS A MUZZIE :marseyraging:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17035381209726467.webp

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Offender looks Caucasian to me sweatie is it a hard pill for you to swallow having a Caucasian terrorist?

:#soysnoo4talkingtyping:


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>Caucasian

Do not look up on Wikipedia what the Chechens and Dagestanis are called by their linguistic origins :marseysmug2: !nooticers

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Looks Israeli to me tbh.

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Looks woggy, but wearing ARL footy kit. So like half the people here

Edit: yep its a wog lol

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RADICALIZED ULTRA WOG :marseyrage: SEND THEM ALL TO A REMOTE ISLAND


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17035381209726467.webp

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SEND HIM BACK TO MALTA

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>this shit just doesn't happen here so everyone's shocked

It would probably happen more, if the mean old government hadn't taken away most of the guns.

Any kitty can massacre people with a gun, but it takes real conviction (or insanity) to do the same with a knife.

Cope, Ameritards....

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mass stabbings

:mar#seyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712993748428319.webp :usar#!entfree:

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>But imagine if we had a good guy with a gun on scene. Mr Stabby could have been stopped even sooner

I don't know why they're being sarcastic, some fat boomer could have pulled his hand gun from his tactical shorts, wasted the guy in 2 seconds, then returned to the phone repair kiosk to pick up his iphone 11

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Eli Peepeeen did literally :marseyme: this but these brainlets will still tell you the "goodguy with a gun" is a myth.

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It is a myth, r-slur. If you own a gun keep yourself safe.

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Frick you keep yourself safe disarmed slave. You don't deserve freedom

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Americans deserve to be free of guns. If you own a gun, I hope you get shot.

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When you advocate for the removal of a God given right, you deserve nothing less than death and your tyrant's blood will feed the tree of Liberty

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God doesn't exist and nobody has the right to own a firearm.

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A Christ denier hates Liberty and freedom? No surprises there. I will pray for you but you're already darned to suffer based on your choices alone

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We have the eternal right to own a firearm because people like you are kitties who are too afraid to come and take them from us. :taylaugh:

https://media.giphy.com/media/xMeGghbHXtvHmINcfR/giphy.webp

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Wrong on both counts :marseybow:

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Nice bait

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It's not bait. I'm glad I don't live in a shithole like the US.

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Shut up Ahmed, you live in Germany. :marseylaugh:

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At least out streets are safe, because we have gun control.

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I'd feel bad for the Germans but they don't deserve safe streets

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Also the Texas church shooting that just happened and that other church shooting where some boomer was packing and wasted the guy in the midst of the slaughter. YNGMI if you're not a GGWAG.

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Not on my watch buster

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Thank goodness there wasn't a good guy with a gun there to play hero, and instead the situation was resolved when a police officer with a gun showed up hours later.

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Yeah thanks God, otherwise there would be more dead people. Gun owners like you are brain dead idiots who need to get culled.

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Keep yourself safe, slave

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Are you just immune to satire or is this also a bit I genuinely can't tell

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I think the opinions are genuine but the intensity is a bit


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Satire tells two stories at once. K-word is just grue-posting

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:#soysnootypetalking:

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In that case both of them would have guns, r-slur. Any American who owns a firearm that isn't strictly for hunting should be forced to take on shot from each of their guns.

Nothing makes me happier than children of gun owners being shot. Their partners deserved it.

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Keep yourself safe, pathetic cuck slave

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Low quality bait, you're going too far with it

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It's not bait, I have only contempt for r-slurs who own guns.

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"I can't be responsible for my own self defense, the government has to do it for me!" :soycry:

Do you need the government to frick your wife, too?

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Owning a gun makes it more likely you die during a break in. If you value your life and that of your family, you don't own firearms.

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Owning a gun makes it more likely you die during a break in.

People who live in dangerous areas more likely to own guns for defending themselves, yes.

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The average human has one testicle and one ovary.

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We don't care though, we can just shoot you if necessary

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it was a good gal with a gun, which is different

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One dude had to resort to a piece of furniture to fight back

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Maybe if they stopped importing so many :marseyairquotes: psychos :marseyairquotes: from :marseyairquotes: psycho :marseyairquotes: dominated countries...

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Literally how Australia was formed but go off

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A country founded by Britain's worst criminals becomes a thriving democracy with citizens better behaved than the third worlders they import.

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Yeah but they were white.

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maybe thats why its such a shithole :marseythinkorino:

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those were wrongfully convicted white folk

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Anglo dindus

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Omg or what if he had a nuke or a whole volcano in his pocket??? These are always the most r-slurred :marseypaintretard: arguments. I guess :marseyshrug: call Eli Peepeeen and tell him he isn't real.

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a bump stock AR????????? what in the frick is that

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Fully semiautomatic assault gat

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kek

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>bump stock

:marseypearlclutch:

i heard on tiktok it's what the us amry uses to make the black guns do really fast pew pews instead of slower pew pews like the wood guns

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Like a normal gun but it allows you to miss faster.

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It's amazing Australia has some of the best shit posters online, yet are a country composed of the biggest wieners of all time.

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Gun owners need to be shot.

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Slit your own throat, slave

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Say bye bye to your knives Aussies.

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I tried to buy a 3 inch flip knife from a burger website but apparently it was too long to be imported. it is already over :itsoverjapanese:

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level your smithing

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Apparently some machining tools are also very difficult to get through Australian customs. It's a prison colony again.

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I carry a Milwaukee flip knife thats bigger than three inches I havent had issues πŸ€”

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I ended up getting a few benchmades in tassie instead, they just wont allow anything to get sent to my home state

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Yea I don't know about online but I got mine from a tool store. I use it for work though

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My work is stabbing infidels too.

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I carry a 10" Olfa glazier's knife. It's 3x bigger than what Muhomed Atta and the boys used to do 911.

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Maybe don't live in a slave state that treats you as less than human??

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Stock up on screwdrivers and scissors while you still can...

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this would have never happened if everyone was armed with hand guns that shot out a flag that said "BANG" because they'd have all been stuck giggling instead of killing because that shit's hilarious

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Such a good scene I have a webm saved of it.

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Old looney tunes was kino

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COME DRAMATARDS COME LOOK AT THIS VIOLENCE

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i laughed

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:#marseyxd:

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:#taylaugh:

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I love DIVERSITY so much :marseyembrace:

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I didn't vote for this

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If you voted, you did. The only smart move is not to play

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Actually they died from global warming.

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He stabbed a little baby

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I'm not irony poisoned enough to laugh

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Grown ups call it "cynical"

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Imagine having a cynical mindset instead of just a cynical sense of humor

:#marseyscared:

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Toddler should have run faster :marseyshrug:

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It's just a late-term abortion. It's just a parasitic clump of cells according to females.

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:#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaughpoundfist:

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The little shit deserved it for pooping in his diapers right after mommy changed them :#marseyindignantwoman:

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β€œWho the frick stabs a baby” the guys you call freedom fighters?

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:marseysowsmug: :marseyreapcrying:

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It's just a clump of cells, chud. This brave soul is a hero of feminism :marseythumbsup:

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Shit libs be like

>He's anglo :soysnoo3: :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

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Bet they were pooping bricks for a couple of hours there, then they were elated that five people dying confirmed their prejudices

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As if chuds don't do the exact same thing, the difference isn't in the morality of the reaction it's just that chuds are right more often than leftoids :marseyeyeroll:

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Chuds are right :marseyhesfluffyyouknow: about everything except women

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Oh I wasn't defending chuds

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Fair. We all do that btw, whenever I first see one of these on the news I keep hoping it's a reddit janny :marseysadge:

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My mum texted me 'I bet it was a frickin abo' so yea we all have our biases.

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:#mysides:

Is the queen single? :#tayadmire2:

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Like this time, for example

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how does being able to nootice simple and obvious patterns in nature have anything to do with morality doe

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they were elated that five people dying confirmed their prejudices

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Lefties when white person commits mass-murder: "this just shows the prevailing danger of whiteness"

Lefties when nonwhite person commits mass-murder: "the real danger is the racist reaction to this :marseynorm:"

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:#marseyblind:

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