EFFORTPOST "I became the world's worst redditor" An Italian zoomer made a 20 minute video explaining how he became the number 3 highest karma redditor during the pandemic. It's cringe, but he's actually pretty self aware so there's some humor in it. It's a good example of the zoomer brainrot that occurred during quarantine.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gEK1G1WQM64

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713363884061959.webp :#marseybruh2:

In case you hate the shitty AI voice here's the summary

  • In 2018 when he was 12 he discovered reddit. He eventually finds out that there's a karma leaderboard.

  • By 2019 he has 3,000 karma. He cringes now looking back at his comments.

  • His "breakthrough" happened in March 2019 when a meme he posted got upvoted. It was even reviewed in one of Pewdiepies videos.

  • He makes it into /r/EternityClub realizes they're cringe and leaves.

  • Still he wants to make it into /r/CenturyClub. Gets banned for 3 days for telling a furry to kill himself :marseybased: Continues grinding and finally gets 100k and makes it into /r/CenturyClub. Realizes they're cringe 30+ year old Americans obsessed with politics and leaves.

  • In 2020 he turns his focus to minecraft. Gets bored with that and goes back to reddit.

  • He had much more time now because of the pandemic which kept him at home for almost 2 years.

  • Now he wanted 1 million karma. He messages Gallowboob for advice. Now he is locked in.

  • It took almost a year to reach 100k karma. Another 6 months to 200k. But now it only took 6 days to get to 300k.

  • He got every reddit award now. Some guy gave $175 worth of awards :marseyxd:

  • In September 2020 he reaches 1 million points after only 47 days of grinding. It was quite fast.

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger even replied to one of his posts, but he didn't really know who Arnold was :marseyzoomer:

  • Now the American election is coming up. He's an Italian kid so he knows nothing about it, but he realizes reddit hates Trump so he starts posting anti Trump memes. They do well. He learns about more American politicians and which ones reddit hates so he can get more karma :marseydicklet:

  • By the end of 2020 he was over 2 million karma.

  • He joined a groomercord some Indian guy made called Redditors United where top karma accounts could share advice. He considered them idols, but later realized they were mostly "16 year old Indians with way too much free time. Just like me." :marseyemojirofl:

  • He still wanted to grind to 10 million karma. He now posted 100 times per day at regular intervals.

  • Time was not a problem since he had online school and could keep Google meet open while posting to reddit.

  • He made a google spreadsheet to track his progress and aimed for 30k points a day or 1 million a month.

  • By his 14th birthday he reached 5 million. He basically just spammed posts now and at one point was averaging 90k points per day. By May 2021 he reached 10 million karma after "5 months of grinding with no breaks."

  • But this was starting to negatively affect his school work so he had to take time off reddit to focus on algebra :marseylaughpoundfist:

  • He came back to reddit. Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday." :marseydarkxd:

  • Someone gets suspicious and sees that this zoomer posted at almost the same times everyday. They assume he's a bot so he gets banned from the /r/BotDefense system. This banned him from 3k subs.

  • Undeterred he carried on eventually reaching 25 million karma.

  • Now he was back at in person school so he would run home when it finished and spam reddit with more posts. During this time he got banned twice. But appealed them successfully.

  • The start of 2022 was great because Putin invaded Russia so now he could spam Zelensky.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133688668343506.webp

  • But he notices his karma started slowing. He was banned from too many subs. Had to focus on school. So he took 3 months off.

  • He claims now is when he learned python and made a bot to automate his posts. Posting 360 times a day.

  • People got mad. Someone reports him and reddit permanently bans him for content manipulation. Other big accounts got banned as well.

Now he was free to touch grass and just posts to his youtube.

Proving that reportmaxxing works!


I saw this here

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1c66kpp/how_millions_of_karma_are_made/?sort=controversial

I didn't plan to watch it all due to the annoying voice, but the autism of it drew me in. Where were this kids parents. Absolutely r-slurred. At least he got away from it eventually.

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Best part for me

He joined a groomercord some Indian guy made called Redditors United where top karma accounts could share advice. He considered them idols, but later realized they were mostly "16 year old Indians with way too much free time. Just like me."

:#marseydicklet: !bharatiya

Now the American election is coming up. He's an Italian kid so he knows nothing about it, but he realizes reddit hates Trump so he starts posting anti Trump memes. They do well. He learns about more American politicians and which ones reddit hates so he can get more karma

Someone ping chuds :marseyxd:

He came back to reddit. Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday."

:#marseyemojirofl: !anime

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>/u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday.

:#gigachad2: !coomers

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POV: I'm informing Cramer of this ahead of the IPO

:#marseychartuptrend:

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>Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million :marseysamhyde2: "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted :marseyjunkie: American :marseyappleseed: man who posted naked :marseymisatolewd2: anime :marseycirno: girls :marseyblops2chadcel2: everyday."

:#marseyme:

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Someone invite him anyway

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:#marseyindignant:

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GallowBoob

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You have to put a u/ in front of it

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That guy is a goddam king for helping to destroy Reddit, even though he wasn't trying to.

OP is also a king for giving us a summary.

Oh, and they were right about /r/CenturyClub (my old account was a member for many years). It has /u/drewiepoodle (power-:marseytrain:) and /u/wil (power-whiner) as jannies, which is all you need to know.

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I got onto century club when I was 15

I immediately :marseyaware: and deleted my account and started grindmaxxing algebra

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i had accumulated 100k karma in 7 years but got banned in a drama op when we moved offsite

now i exceeded 100k truescore here in just 3 years :marseyjunkie:

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now i exceeded 100k truescore here

That's actually even worse. Don't be telling people that.

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Absolute king shit.

R-slurred and neurodivergent king shit but still.

Who's the rdrama equivalent? Chiobu, Yallah, Salvador?

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It's crazy that if he did this on literally any other platform he'd be able to make more money than he'd know what to do with. Redditors man :marseyxd:

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He should do it on rdrama and become a dramacoin robber baron

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Youre vastly overstimating social media monetization. Even the highest earners earn less than half of the minimal salary in america. Its easy to earn some, but difficult to earn much

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anti wu coalition with its (almost) 3 figure monthly income :marseysmug:

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The platform monetization is dogshit sure, but getting sponsorships/ads is worth a lot afaik.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Who's the rdrama equivalent? Chiobu, Yallah, Salvador?

>He got every reddit award now. Some guy gave $175 worth of awards :marseyxd:

I'd say @rDramaHistorian because of the second condition

( @The10thMan yikes)

!r-slurs

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SalvadorThirdieFoot isn't really farming but the sheer volume makes it.

Remember that table I send you? Could be handy :marseynotesglow:

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When the search changes get reversed maybe.

I'm sorry but currently the entire thingy is on-hold. :marseygiveup:

Also we might have gone a bit overboard. :marseygigaretard:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133758800465515.webp

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@kaamrev or @sneedman on the right :marseyxd:

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What are we looking at?

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top right: Long post, many upvote

bottom left: short post, few upvote

top left: short post, many upvote

longer posts receive more upvotes maybe

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I'd farm karma on reddit if it had the same system as here, capitalism rockz!!!

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@Merari added this 14 year old italian :marseyitsaover: boy as a /r/whitepeopletwitter janny, allegedly to groom :marseynoyoupedo: him and invite him to the netherlands for a "reddit meetup" where :marseydrama: he could ravage his bussy

!besties

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Factcheck: [REDACTED].

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>someone limits their posting to only certain hours of the day

>THIS IS CLEARLY A COMPUTER PROGRAM, NOT A GENUINE HUMAN

Reddit moment

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Well this neighbor said he neurodivergentally posted at 1 pm, 5 pm and 9pm everyday :marseyxd: And that was before he used a bot.

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I completely understand why redditors :marseysoypoint2: hate AI

its because proves how fake, superficial, unoriginal, and repetitive :marseybrokenrecord: they are, and their entire existence can be replicated by a literal machine :marseymini:

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100k points on a gay website, how cringe. Imagine hating yourself that much :marseysweating:

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:marseyagree: At least we can cope that we also get points for down carps.

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Anyone with a true score over 65k should probably go outside :marseythinkorino:

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Ya geez he needs to get a life

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But he notices his karma started slowing. He was banned from too many subs. Had to focus on school. So he took 3 months off.

People got mad. Someone reports him and reddit permanently bans him for content manipulation. Other big accounts got banned as well.

he forgot to grind his way into jannying a 1000 subs.

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Frick you neighbor

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>In 2018 when he was 12

:donkeyko#ngwtf2:

growing old is getting old man.

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:#crankykong:

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Deep kkkong

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edit:

:roman#:

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Do any old people grope you at work? :marseycoomer:

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ive revealed too much info about myself now.

you've been playing the long con to dox me im onto you

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:#marseysmughips: What'd you say? "I work with old people and sometimes they gang r*pe me."

That accurate kong?

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did someone just ring the comeback and r*pe me whistle?

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:#marseymad:

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old enough to join this site :marseywholesome:

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who is less deserving of personhood: Italians or redditors?

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I've watched some of this guy's GT videos, he really needs to use his voice.

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banned for 3 days for telling a furry to kill himself

:!#marseyspitmoji:

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You know maybe hes growing on me

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was bardfinn the mod who wrote the long letter about reddit being ruined by number going up too fast

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I wasn't sure what that was about. Then there was that hand written letter? I just assumed some groomercord nonsense idk.

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The handwritten letter from allison was weird too lol. I'm going to start handwriting letters to redditors and see what happens

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 00 minutes and 47 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

newest bardfriend is Golshi at 10:06 on 15-04-2024

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Invite him here :marseyking:

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@TheGrillcast He could be a good interview subject. If my math is right :marseygigaretard: he's 18 now.

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β€œ18 you say?”

:#marseyspaltalking:

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Zoz

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Imagine allowing a kid to waste some of the most important developmental years like this jfc. Its really just sad :marseydeadinside2:.

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thanks to this kid, as well as many other wasted childhoods, spez can buy himself a new yacht from all the IPO money :marseycapitalistmanlet: :chadsnoo:

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The total happiness in the world increased! :marseybikecuck:

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:#marseyagree:

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dead internet theory is false, autist internet theory is true

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How much could you sell a 30 million karma Reddit account for? Probably not that much, I would guess, since after a few thousand karma you already have enough karma to be able to post in any sub you want.

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2018 when he was 12

P-do shit didn't read

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Nice summary op

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:#soyjak: Thanks capy. :#capykiss:

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