https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/iran-issues-nuclear-warning-to-israel/ar-AA1ngl0B
Frick the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their frickin' crisis
Beirut, Lebanon-won't exist once we're done
Libya, Iran-we'll flush the bastards down the can
Syrians and shiites-crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these peepees!
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Iran would have to be actually r-slurred to nuke Israel, the retaliation would be of epic proportions. US senators have been looking for a reason to bomb Iran for decades
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Iran does not even has nukes as far as any Mossadeities are aware of, they only have the capability to make nukes, but have not started yet.
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This was before their partnership with China and Russia. Most likely it's a bunch of noise.
Israel wants America to fight Iran so they can build up a regional hegemony.
China wants America to fight Iran so that they can treat Iran like their own Ukraine and test their weapons against ours at no corporeal cost.
Russia does not want a war since they need Iranian drones, but they may want to take American backing off of Ukraine.
America doesn't want a war since it would embolden China to take Taiwan and Russia to take Ukraine.
Everyone else's opinion is irrelevant because their military doesn't matter in the game.
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Israel just wants Iran to leave it alone. They used to have a great relationship with Iran and even supported it during the Iran-Iraq war. Nobody in Israel cares what happens beyond the West Bank as long as it doesn't concern Israel.
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Israel secretly helping Iran during the Iran-Iraq war was like when the Asgard secretly gave Earth alien technology to fight the Goa'uld despite their non-intervention policy.
!trekkies
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why is there not a stargate-specific ping group
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They're set in the same universe. Q even got up to his usual antics.
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Also Barclay.
This is one where they were skirting the line between homage and getting sued.
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Jaffa, Kree!
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No sg1 ping group?
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How many agenda posters are on this site? Israel literally just bombed an Iran-affiliated embassy, and newspapers worldwide have been discussing Iran's planned retaliation for the entire past week.
If you want propaganda to work effectively, you can't go full r-slur.
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It wasn't even a consulate, it was a building next to it (consulate is the decorated building on the left):
!jidf
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Holy shit i took it at face value until you showed this and i double checked
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Surely this attack on the consulate was totally unprovoked and Iran has never attacked Israeli embassies.
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Agendapost harder, I give zero fricks about this issue. I'm really just disappointed that this site intended for pure unadulterated drama has been perverted for political purposes
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Yeah you're totally impartial on this and just want to rekindle the long-dead spirit of rdrama.
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Exactly! TY for your understanding
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This shit is why I've had /h/sandshit blocked for months now
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Because Iran is using their proxies to attack israel....
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This may be true of ordinary Israelis but your government has been screaming constantly in our media for 25 years that Iran is an "existential threat". Their main foreign policy goal is to keep the US involved in the region and keep tensions up but avoid war.
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It is an existential threat, that is why the government has been screaming about it. Recognizing existential threats doesn't mean you aim for hegemony.
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I can agree with that. I don't see the Israelis ever trying to dominate the region except maybe in fever dreams of psychos in the 1950s. They just want the US to have regional hegemony, which is really not good for the US.
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Israel is fine with any outcome that leaves them alone at home, with internal disagreement on whether "at home" includes the West Bank. US hegemony works but isn't necessary.
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This is why they launched missiles at a diplomatic building!
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A totally random diplomatic building that didn't contain terrorists involved in attacks on Israel actively coordinating against Israel.
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You're a terrorist and you're a terrorist and you're a terrorist
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Yes PIJ are in fact terrorists, glad we established that.
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You're really going with the "they started it" defense for a Middle East chimpout?
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Yeah? In the Middle East you specifically have to respond to them starting it or the other chimps will think you're weak.
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I can't argue with that but at some point someone has to be the bigger man and walk away if you want to get out of the slime. Which preliminary reports indicate is what Israel finally did this time, just demonstrating that they can hit Iran hard any time if they want to.
What worries me is the boomers on both sides dying off. Israelis who went through '73 and the occupation of Lebanon learned a lot. Iranians who fought Iraq learned a lot. Imagine when both countries are run by zoomers whose formative experience is playing CoD: Modern Warfare 9 thinking they can bunnyhop out of the horrors of war.
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Frick that bullshit, Israel wants to control the Middle East, a powerful rival for regional hegemon like Iran is not good for business.
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Neighbour you're a complete rslur. Israel is full of Westoids that want to be left alone in a typical hedonistic Westoid lifestyle (based). The only reason they care about anything else is because they're surrounded by violent chimps that want to kill them.
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Israel is also full of religious and ethnic radicals who want to see a Greater Israel or at least all the filthy gentile hordes around them pacified. The lie that Israel is full of cosmopolitan hipsters is absurd and manufactured, their culture adopts the worst mix of religious fanaticism (ala ISIS) and racial chauvinism (America) possible. They are only benevolent to their neighbours when they want to use them as a puppet.
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Unironically r-slurred if you believe any idea of greater Israel extends beyond the British mandate or if you think religion is a primary motivator for Israeli society. They're no more cosmopolitan hipsters than burgers. They're just standard Westoids.
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lockeed martin raytheon mfs strokin their shit rn
biden pretends america doesn't want to nvke browns and funnel more billions
only to maintain the illusion of being on the right side of herstory in ukrane
they are frothing at the mouth and gooned out of they gourds
and if china tries anything we get even more war and america gets to be the unambiguous good guy again
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Yeah Democratic presidents post-WW2 are notorious for wanting to get bogged down in a prolonged war. This was a goal for Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton, and Obama. All of them are famous for wanting to be wartime presidents.
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its' all one big party honey and I ain't in it
they all want this so bad
except
of course 
who will destory the deep state and kil CIA
if we just get him 4 . more. years.
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but what does india want?
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They once had enough enriched uranium to make 8 bombs. Once you have the uranium core, making the bomb itself is unfortunately not that hard.
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Imagine procrastinating ur nuclear program 💀
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Bro.
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any of you !neolibs remember this early 2010s Sacha Baron Cohen !kino that roasted Araboids?Jump in the discussion.
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If Iran is
enough to nuke Israel, they better hope they don't leave anyone alive to retaliate because there won't even be rubble left for the US to bomb after the Samson option.
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Would they even be able to nuke the entire country? I have no knowledge of the logistics for how big Israel's cities and military bases are relative to a nuke.
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(((US senators)))
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Too bad Kissinger is dead he would have loved to see this one (yeah I know he wasn't a senator)
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He is in the Senate of the Heart.
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Trump put a day of pressure on Iran and they shot their own citizens out of the sky. Iran probably doesn't even dare to have nukes.
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https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1781154217559834879
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They would just nuke each other
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But what about the virgins tho
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nothing like fricking
reading 
about potential nuclear 
shit going 
down with fart noises when you click on the post
but remember that
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
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!soyteens Chudjak's eyes being slightly off to show him looking at Dalitjak is so uncanny and scary to me
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I will believe it when I see it, Parthian
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t. Crassus
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Me on the right
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Wait dems told me they weren't nuclear capable and Trump was racist for putting sanctions on them
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Dems were right, iranians are too stupid to build nukes. They just like to run their mouth and act badass which is how they got in this spot in the first place
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If you think the Iranians couldn't have built a nuke 10 years ago you're literally r-slurred. All they have to do is run their uranium through the centrifuges for a few more weeks. Even the Israelis have been saying this for years.
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I'll believe that when I see it
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Hoping you're right but i doubt it
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Frick yeah S.O.D. rules.
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please
nuke iran 
that would
be so funny 
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Peace in the Middle East? More like pieces in the Middle East.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I'm gonna review my doctrine so hard right now
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holy shit that vocalist sounds like a downie LMAO he's so bad
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Total middle east death Will be real in your lifetime
Trans lives matter
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You mean total middle east migration to europe
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Gonna have to make a Twitter account.
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They should do it
Just end it all already
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Snapshots:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/iran-issues-nuclear-warning-to-israel/ar-AA1ngl0B:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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