Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at βDowningβ (@DarwinCollege) Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that youβre not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the @spectator libido section. pic.twitter.com/j9qbo0p2Ai
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My (surprisingly) decent proposal | The Spectator
Lloyd EvansApril 19, 2024
My (surprisingly) decent proposal | The Spectator
Lloyd Evans
From magazine issue: 20 April 2024
βLike being chained to a lunatic.' That's how a man feels in relation to his libido. And the lunatic latches on to anything, irrationally, and without warning. In Cambridge recently I dropped into Downing College for a lecture given by a beautiful historian, Lea Ypi, from Albania, whose discourse included this observation about revolutionaries: βOnce they attain power they lose all interest in revolution.' Good point. Her blonde hair spilling over her shoulders absorbed far more of my attention than her political reflections and I was desperate to speak to her afterwards, but I had no way to orchestrate a meeting.
She raised one eyebrow at me suggestively. This was the cue for negotiationsΒ
Instead, I headed for the rougher end of Cambridge, near the railway terminus, where the misfits and outcasts gather. I'd already arranged a social rendezvous at a private business location. Here's how it works. You hand over a roll of banknotes to a concierge at a desk who ushers you into a softly lit room where your companion awaits you. Mine was petite, black-haired and buxom. βShea,' she called herself. She looked Chinese rather than Irish but you never know these days so I asked her which part of Ireland she came from. βShanghai,' she told me. I lay naked on the couch and she rubbed hot wax into my shoulders (a ritual that gives these assignations an air of medical respectability). A moment later she ordered me to flip on to my back as she dimmed the lights and raised one eyebrow at me suggestively. This was the cue for negotiations.
The money at the desk stays at the desk and Shea makes a separate deal with the client. Her opening bid was the same as the cost of my overnight hotel so I made a lower offer. Twenty pounds less. She accepted it. Then a crisis emerged. I'd surrendered most of my cash and I was down to one measly fiver. Not enough. And I'd just forfeited my ATM card to a greedy machine that gobbled it up. As for my uncooperative iPhone, I've never convinced it to pay for anything.
I offered to fetch my laptop from my hotel and to transfer the money when I got back. But Shea didn't like that idea. She refused to let me leave, fearing that my lucrative custom might slip through her fingers. This struck me as bizarre. Where else would I go? I couldn't imagine a better pastime than a brisk workout with the lovely Shea who was about 48 years old, I would guess, and had a crooked smile which I find far more attractive than those ultra-white Hollywood teeth that look like pieces of Lego. At her suggestion, we went ahead anyway and the issue of payment was left unresolved. I appreciated that. She trusted me.
As we got dressed afterwards, she complimented me on my old walking shoes. βThank you,' I said, feeling baffled that she'd chosen to praise my sorry-looking boots rather than my lean and toned physique. Then she turned shyly towards me with her pale tummy exposed. βI'm fat,' she said mournfully. I sprang instantly to reassure her. βNot fat. Beautiful,' I said, smoothing my palm tenderly across her stomach. βLovely, pretty, gorgeous,' I added, spraying out synonyms in the hope of finding a word that lay within the compass of her understanding. She seemed satisfied. As we padded about, tugging our clothes back on, I realised we were like a long-married couple observing the conventions of mutual respect and co-operation. We'd known each other for 17 minutes and yet the grooves of domestic harmony, so etched into the human character, brought our disunited interests together and gave our small talk an air of ease and familiarity.
As we tugged our clothes back on, I realised we were like
a long-married couple
βBack in ten minutes,' I told her. She looked at me uncertainly, without smiling, as I left. When I got back she was at the front desk about to depart for the evening. She might have been any suburban housewife en route to play bridge or to hear a performance by an amateur Handel society. And she was surprised to see me, which I found disheartening. She thought I was a swindler. I opened my laptop and asked her to put her bank details into my Santander account on the βnew payee' page. She spelled her name βXe' as it turned out. And her second name had just three letters. Her sort code and her reference details indicated that she held an account with HSBC. But of course. Her local bank.
I invited her to type in the fee that I owed and she entered the lower amount with the Β£20 discount. I gallantly deleted this and offered the larger sum she had initially quoted. She giggled and stroked my elbow affectionately. This casual caress made me feel heroic and magnificent for some reason. One last detail was needed. βPayment reference.' I suggested βfun'. But Shea, or Xe, had other ideas. βWedding gift,' she said, laughing and rubbing my shoulder again. Was this a marriage proposal? Sort of, yes. But I pretended she'd just made a throwaway joke. My bank approved the payment and she smiled as I headed for the door. βSee you next time,' she said. βI'd like that,' I said. No doubt she spoke insincerely but I didn't. I meant it, privately, secretly. The lunatic I'm chained too is invisible, thank God.
Lloyd Evans
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I linked the actual tweet, but as the last item. https://rdrama.net/post/262353/journo-writes-about-his-experience-with
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He didn't try to get a hooker that looks like the lecturer. He got a 45 year old Chinese woman
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Sorry Lea feels like you arent comfortable with your own sexuality, do you think s*x is icky??? You sound like a 1950s housewife. Go vote Trump.
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tbf to him...
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Gross old man hires prostitute and writes about it. This would be appropriate in National Lampoon or playboy. Not here
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