Journo writes about his experience with prostitutes after a Cambridge lecture left him craving kitty.

Lea Ypi is a Cambridge professor of Albanian origin :marseyflagalbania:. I can recommend her book Free on her childhood in Stalinist Albania, like did you know Albania had a civil war after almost everyone lost their money in pyramid :marseyilluminati:schemes?

A British jounro recently attended one of her lectures about Kant, but was too horny to pay attention.

In Cambridge recently I dropped into Downing College for a lecture given by a beautiful historian, Lea Ypi, from Albania, whose discourse included this observation about revolutionaries: ‘Once they attain power they lose all interest in revolution.' Good point. Her blonde hair spilling over her shoulders absorbed far more of my attention than her political reflections and I was desperate to speak to her afterwards, but I had no way to orchestrate a meeting.

His male libido left him with no other choice but visiting some train station whore.

‘Like being chained to a lunatic.' That's how a man feels in relation to his libido.

Instead, I headed for the rougher end of Cambridge, near the railway terminus, where the misfits and outcasts gather. I'd already arranged a social rendezvous at a private business location. Here's how it works. You hand over a roll of banknotes to a concierge at a desk who ushers you into a softly lit room where your companion awaits you. Mine was petite, black-haired and buxom.

The rest of the article is just about the journo meeting some prostitute called Shea, :marseyfans:no clue why anyone would publish this.

Lea Ypi reacted to the article and was not amused.

Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at “Downing” (@DarwinCollege) Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that you're not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the @spectator libido section.

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I assumed there must be more context to this so I read the story, but it's literally just an article where first he goes to this lecture and then he fricks a prostitute (it's mostly about the prostitute).

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It's a bizarre choice to publish this.

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That story isn't even good enough for an rdrama blogpost. Who would write this, read it over, then decide it's good to send to the editor?

Either way what we can learn from this is there's no reason to visit a lecture, boring as shit, go visit prostitutes instead.

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Why would an editor publish it?

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He was probably too busy having discussions with the write monkeys on the format and couldn't care about the actual content

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Art requires risk.

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Common academicels posting :marseyl:s

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The real L is misspelling a Cambridge college, Darwin, that's pronounced nothing like it's written. :marseycringe:

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Publish or perish, even if it means publishing your Ls

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Absurd display of :#marseycoomer2: behavior

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Reminds me of Anthony Lane's review of Incredibles 2:

>I couldn't pay attention because I wanted to dump load upon load several inches past Mrs Incredible's anus.

I believe metacritic weighs his reviews as most important lol


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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King Shit Tbh

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This would be a lot less weird if he hadn't identified the lecturer. An article about getting turned on by an academic chick but having to take out your frustration with a hooker is...something I guess :marseyshrug: But name dropping the specific person makes it weirder than anything else.

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It's open and honest journ*lism.

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Gonzo journ*lists!

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is this some kind of joke I don't know the context of

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It's just British mannerisms.

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It was either this or beating off to ghetto gaggers

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you don't understand the art

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He's just a theatre weirdo

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Yes. The joke is bongmoids.

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lmao how did this get published

:#drafts:

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I'm surprised too

In this socio political climate in UK?

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but I had no way to orchestrate a meeting.

It's a lecture. You talk to them after it finishes.

Why is this dude writing about a handjob he got at some hotel?

Lloyd Evans is The Spectator's sketch-writer and theatre critic

Ohh, they let the local clown have his day.

:marseybrainletclapping:

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>Theatre critic

>Strag

So he's a bad one

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I'd surrendered most of my cash and I was down to one measly fiver.

lovely Shea who was about 48 years old

Bruuuuuuuuuuhh

:#marseybruh2:

Is this the public humiliation, the /pol/ talks about?

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Also "buxom" which we all know is pretentious literary jargon for fat.

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>see gurl

>get horny

>pay to get jerked off by sad irishwoman

>publish this gripping tale of dripping mushroom tip <-- !moidmoment is here

!moidmoment

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moid moment starts here:

>pay to get jerked off by sad irishwoman

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Major !moidmoment but kinda based ngl

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I gotta say, having the balls to post an L this big has major :marseyretardchad: energy

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Healthy male sexuality :marsey#feminist:

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Real men like me would instead pay Madam Xpi for a private lecture.

And I don't mean this and an double entendre.

I mean literally pay for lectures

And get intellect boner from all the new things I would be learn

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I'd let her shit in my mouth

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>she's so enthusiastic about the idea you have to give in and 'let' her

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713448641241676.webp

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I wouldn't

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Strag

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did you know Albania had a civil war after almost everyone lost their money in pyramid :marseyilluminati:schemes?

I knew this :marseysmoothbrain: because I watch an incredibly soy :soysnoo4: channel run by Reddit's favorite astronauts son.

:#marseysoypoint2:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

Albania is not a serious country

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I absolutely love his channel, I've learned about countries and places I've never heard before

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His recent series of videos on the Marshall Islands has been some real :marseydoomer: shit.

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If you're camera is that far away just don't be in the frame

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Sounds like she's a pretty good lecturer.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134581129741545.webp

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Fricking embarrassing

:m#arseycringe:

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Absolute sigma, he's completely redeemed journoids with this

:#marseyretardchad:

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:marseywould:

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:marseybeingnerd:: Being aroused by shiptars is zoophilia.

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