The scrotes are scroting again :marseynails:

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Just showed this to a foid

She didn't like it at all (laughed heavily)

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who's this foid :marseygossipsmug: !truecels chad has a new gf

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKHA9jKXoAAzTyp?format=jpg&name=900x900

But I'm a chud…. I'm an incel!

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Losercel was always a fake losercel :#marseyindignant:

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Chad reminding us !incels he has beckies at his beck and call

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Brootal

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Wood floor? What kind of low-T beta effeminate kitty shit is that? This pampered no-smv omega can't even sleep on solid stone, what a strag.

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>stone

An affront to the gods to sleep on something lifeless

The truly holy sleep on straw and dung with the rodents and insects

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Solid stone(marble) is unironically heaven to sleep on in the heat. It remains cool, I used to sleep barebodied on the floor in the noon during peak summer before my parents got AC.

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I unironically sleep without pillows just fine

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You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.

All the β€œvalidation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who β€œpass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.

Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are.

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