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I just realized why women like astrology

Basically women don't take responsibility for their own actions ever and instead of explaining why they lost a boyfriend or something they'll just say oh he was a virgo and that's why it didn't work. Like they literally gaslightly themselves into believing that Mars spinning in the wrong direction is the reason their friendship ended.

This would actually make a really good bait tweet I think but yeah you can have that for free.

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@FearOfAstrologee :soycry:

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nah i disagree. its because they want to know the reasons behind things but elementary philosophy is too hard for them

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Women are just attracted to magical thinking type stuff. They're also more likely to be religious etc

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That and they can be racist without being cancelled and dont have to make hypocritical exceptions to hot blacks, rich arabs/latinx and kpop twinks.

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I think its mostly as a generic conversation starter since you can pivot from horoscopes to random stuff going on in your life without it being weird

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It's actually bc astrology is real

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Of course you can! Just wear a button that says "I'm a ginger, not a racist!" and maybe a cute etsy

anthropomorphized stick of gum that says "Big Red", you definitely need a rainbow button, because rainbows (duh)! And maybe hand out business cards that read "Roses are red, Italians say grazie, just because I wear red suspenders, doesn't mean I'm a nazi!" And I don't know if you're male or female (it really doesn't matter) where you wear your red scrunchie, as long as you as the one holding it! Ala . Winona Ryder in Heathers! Remember kids, Teenage suicide, don't do It!

Look in all of those random thoughts above, I'm trying to say don't let those frickers take anything from you! Unless your thing is white sheets, swastikas, oh and the most important part, that you're also a complete and total vile stain on humanity, you're probably going to be okay!

Buck up little camper!

xoxo

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