Goodbye
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- SnappyIsMyWaifu : doitfgt
- JimieWhales : Carp burns an alt.
- 911roofer : Threatening self-harm
- trainspotting :
- Corp : literal ploy to get Carp back
- ShriekingGeek :
- TheOverSeether : Carp leaves, so his silly alts also leave.
- Solzhenitsyn : oh no who will stock shelves now
- Healthy : Google "The Coleman Report"
- X : @healthy
- Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong : pls ban if fake
- boogiecat :
I have decided to rope
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Don't do that. What about @Poj
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She got bamboozled by her r-slurred mother and went back to the UK. I quit my job and am either going back to florida or roping. And i'd rather rope.
I die knowing I remain undefeated by my enemies and have run multiple foids off of this foid.
Dwight I need you to find my body so the cat doesnt eat it.
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So she's single?
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Dont know dont care. Im not gonna live in a state i know nobody in.
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Join army. Just in time for annual deployment for middle east
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Pizza is like 35 so I do not even know if he can join anymore lol.
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Dude. Its 2024. Air force for example
Navy is also 41.
Coast guards are also 41.
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Wait, so actually no minimum BMI?
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I'd assume this is one of the rare cases where the landwhale cope of "b-but bodybuilders are fat under BMI due to muscle!!11" thinking actually applies. Occasionally there's likely some pretty fit guys with a lot of bodyfat trying to join the military where you'd need to make an exception to that strict BMI limit - think strongmen body types. Why exclude them when all you need is a bit of dieting to get them ready vs only accepting a 18 BMI skinnyfat twink with 0 training right? Also there's probably a recruiting problem with zoomers lol.
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If it's a 50 year old man that can to one arm pulls ups and fingers push ups would he be able to join army ?
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40 limit
Edit actually it might be higher now
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Darn maybe he should join. Tho being 35 and being around a bunch of 18 year old zoomers in the barracks would probably force me to rope too lol.
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Yes and half of them will be furries. More if you join the Marines
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Pizza is honorary zoomer. He would fit right on
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Darn, he is 35? I thought he is in his early 20s at most.
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My Pizzeria, My Pizzagate, My Volksstrum
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If he is in good shape and health he can even at 50
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Pizza's 35? I dunno whether to laugh or cry or
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Go hang out with the junkies and snort some salt!
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Wow, that's colder than getting evicted by an r-slured mother sick of freeloaders
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Darn bro. I'm actually feeling for my boy right now.
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That sounds like heaven I fricking hate people I know.
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!metashit @Poj and pizza are no more
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Frick, now I have to rewrite my whole Pizza/Poj erotic fanfic series. @Poj I hope you're happy.
(I'm keeping the robovac scene)
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OMG who gets that robovac after their split up?
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UK courts will side with the mother, they might send the vacuum to pizza on holidays.
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I know, it's a tough decision but you have to choose which parent you want to go with.
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Tag as AU fix-it
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who knew she was a fricking brit?
gross
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Real pizza
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Poj was Euro jank all along?
@AverageBen10Enjoyer Now's your chance
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@Poj do you have ownership of the robot vacuum? Also send nudes. @JimieWhales it's love triangle time. You can both fight for my affection.
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She's American.
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She's Canadian Pizza is just brain damaged !r-slurs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Nations_Passport_Group
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Typical brit, she's not in !eurochads
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We should saw Britain off the Eurasian plate and push it into the Atlantic.
!eurochads
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Yeah! Wait a minute...
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We can attach Ireland to Brittany.
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looks like @Poj defeated you so hard that you've decided to rope
!friendsofpizzashill
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Don't die before you can vote straight blue for Biden, remember your vow brother
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Then the West is lost. We must learn to speak Black or Chinese
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I'll go to the movies with you
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Come back home to !dixie instead of that rainy, muggy, cloudy shithole called the PNW! We'll all have a pity party together and enjoy sunshine, beauty, and eat some delicious bbq
🎵I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times they are not forgotten;
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land 🎶
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So are you down to go to a show together?
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Definitely! Just need to find a show worth traveling for
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Holy shit if my wife was going to shows with known s*x pests from the internet id rope.
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That might take awhile, since I'm sure you'll have trouble finding someone desperate enough to marry a humorless Screech-looking frick from Saved by the Bell.
Maybe you'd have a happier existence if daddy beat cancer instead of you
!metashit coon hunt time
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ma'am you've killed him
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Daymn, Oats!
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Loose cheeks, looser morals.
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I'm only a sexpest while shitposting or talking to chicks I'm actually fricking and i always assumed her husband would be coming too
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M'lady
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RESPOND TO MY DDMMMMMMMSSSSSS
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i'm coming babe
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It's in his blood.
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darn where in florida is that?
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That is Savannah Ga! Beautiful place
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The palmetto bugs would take a lot of getting used to but Savannah Georgia has to be the most beautiful place on earth anyone who lives there is so lucky
Travelling under the canopy of beautiful moss trees for miles felt life-changing
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Best time of the year to go there is around Saint Patrick's day, just don't trip over all the drunk frat boys lol
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Darn imagine being cucked by someone's mom
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Go on
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I will unironically give you $200k usd to not rope dm me
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I'm gonna not rope for 150k, how about that?
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you aren't a rdrama regular oldfriend, best i can do is 25 marseybucks.
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Ok, send them over and I won't rope!
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i'll get right on it.
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I'll spin up a Nazi hunting department and might not rope (42% chance) for $160,000k
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bro can you give me 200k not to rope too
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sorry there's what's known as an "incentive problem", you'll have to actually attempt a few times to prove you're serious.
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This is why @sneedman fricked up his legs. You better pay up.
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Send that my way instead, thank you
I was there for the /r/teenagers banning thing and remember the lawlzposting cartoon reviews and shit (unfortunately)
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That's like saying you were born before 9/11, it still makes u sound like a zoomer
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Its pizzover
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it's a over
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Pizza Inna oven
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Big Pistachio wins yet again.
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If you die, that's one less vote for Biden.
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R-slur alert.
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It's time for you to go back (either to Africa or 2016)
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R-slur detected.
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Africa it is
Get on the boat with the rest of the overcooked children
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Whatever cope works for you babe
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Pizza votes twice
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Why'd you quit? Also Florida is better than death
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Hey I like it here
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Stockholm syndome
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I'm sure it's great if you're living the Andrew Cunanan gay gigolo serial killer lifestyle.
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Idk I think florida is pretty cool, even if just for the weather
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Be sure to maybe pick a nice color for the noose, lavendar might be a good fit.
You could stack one last display of kroger 0 sugar sweet tea and knock it over if you wanted.
!friendsofpizzashill
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The frick? My wife just left and took the kid after she got brainwashed by mother. (The b-word filed for full custody and filled the complaint with lies)
Yes, roping has occurred to me.
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Byeeee!
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Darn man that fricking sucks I'm sorry, hang in there dude and hmu if you want to vent
Never give up the will to live!
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You can come live with me. You just have to keep my place clean and give me that bussy whenever i want it
Plus we have HEB here in Texas, wayyyyy better than Kroger. Though there is a kroger marketplace 10 min away if you get homesick
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Big if true.
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Even if your corpse is removed from the house, the cat will find some way to find it and eat it. Trust me.
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Can I have your guns?
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I guess I win
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How about Alaska ?
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!besties Poj bouta be on the market
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