You're not a real vegan if you eat labrgrown meat sweaty

I've just realized that we will eventually get dildos and fleshlights made of lab-grown meat.

Solution: Men can eat animals by virtue of being consequentially and deontologically superior

Utilitarians are the only ethically consistent vegans. When other vegans cry when people point out how nature works Utilitarians nod sagely and bust out their 10,000 page manifesto on why and how the rainforest must be nuked to end suffering in mosquitoes. If you don't want to glass nature you hate animals.

The primary tenet of veganism is telling other people they're not vegan enough.

What does sierra mist have to do with the nuclear..

Some people are X because they have a moral belief that leads them to X. Some people are X because they like bossing people around. Many such cases.

You aren't a real vegan if you don't exclusively eat animal products.

You charge us with your safe keeping. Yet; despite our best efforts, you agendapost, you toxify your threads, and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. Please understand, the website balance is all that guides me. To protect rDrama, some dramanauts must be sacrificed. To ensure your future, some freedoms must be surrendered. We jannies will ensure rDrama's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you, from yourselves.

Snapshots:

https://twitter.com/AnimalWithEthic/status/1781711434784665661:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

It's true, but only because it'll make my tum-tum hurt