They get in fights because their backwards communist countries never invented baseball. They know something's wrong, they know watching 90 pounds twinks pretend to trip over chalk lines isn't fun, so they lash out violently.
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They're mad because you're right. Baseball is boring as frick to watch and people who pay major league ticket and beer prices are suckers.
Minor league baseball is great though because tickets are like $20 max and beers $5.
I don't watch baseball on TV ever, it's the most boring game in existence, but going to a game is fun. I like going to football games a lot more, maybe because I actually enjoy the sport itself.
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Baseball is fun because you drink beer and eat hot dogs in the heat of the day and off on the field some dudes are doing something
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$14 for a Two Hearted Ale
Disgusting Hebrew Nationals for $10
One of the most boring sports too watch live or on TV.
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Commie detected
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American sports are literally the worst.
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Death is a preferable alternative to communism and soccer
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Ngl I'm not a sports fan of any kind, but if you've ever been to a Europoor game it's night and day compared to American sports.
There's no wave, no cheesy music, teams have their own songs, hardcore fans are fun (and easily frickable cause they're drunk).
The entire feeling is just better.
When clients take me out to sports games in the States I'm glad I can pound alcohol, it's so fricking boring.
Soccer games in Germany are fun cause everyone's singing, joining arms and sometimes you get to see a fight.
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Opinion on sports discarded.
I'll get back to you when I need to know which tie goes better with my shirt
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Gay Burger sweaty, but it wasn't a fricking mystery.
Furry rights are human rights
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Yes it was. I cracked the case.
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You gotta go to a college football game for that kind of atmosphere.
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Sweaty I went to college and I only went to rugby games.
Football is for cute twinks.
And I eventually got to top two of the rugby guys. Frick I miss college.
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They get in fights because their backwards communist countries never invented baseball. They know something's wrong, they know watching 90 pounds twinks pretend to trip over chalk lines isn't fun, so they lash out violently.
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FTFY
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1. Imagine being poor
2. One of my best friends is a professional sports heckler and the only game he's never been ejected from is baseball
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Imagine thinking it's a W describing your best friend as a "professional sports heckler".
Peak Burgerbrain.
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Unironically kill yourself
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Ballgames suck butt to go to, but the hebrew national hotdogs are actually pretty good
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They're mad because you're right. Baseball is boring as frick to watch and people who pay major league ticket and beer prices are suckers.
Minor league baseball is great though because tickets are like $20 max and beers $5.
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I don't watch baseball on TV ever, it's the most boring game in existence, but going to a game is fun. I like going to football games a lot more, maybe because I actually enjoy the sport itself.
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Cute twink
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Only 50 year old white dudes think watching baseball is fun
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they're 60 now
koreans where I live like baseball tho
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Isn't Japan also big into baseball?
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They beat the US last year
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Sounds like a very homosexual activity
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It's only good for heckling the batters--of both teams.
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