THE ROBOT IS STUCK! Got some groceries and for some reason I had to enter my date of birth even though there was no alcohol (???) and I came out in just a towel. This fricker asked what happened and I said, "I've been kind of sick" and he said "s*x? "Sick." "S*x?" "no, ill."
Then after I put in my date of birth he said, "did you get jiggy?" And I said no, I'm just hanging out at home. "s*x?" (Still thinking he just doesn't understand cos he's from some brown country): "No." He goes, "come on, just ten minutes." Then I said, "thank you, bye" and shut the door while he said, "no?'
What the frick... One time an Uber driver in the U.S. called me an attractive young lady when I came out drunk and giggly but I didn't even answer this guy in a good mood, I was late to the door cos I was throwing up. What the frick???
Edit: I think it might have been that when I got my ID it was a U.S. passport and he's seen too many movies where a delivery guy knocks on an American woman's door, if you catch my drift.
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You need to get out of that savage third world shit hole and get back it civilization asap Pojjie.
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I mean she is from Oregon.
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