THE ROBOT IS STUCK! Got some groceries and for some reason I had to enter my date of birth even though there was no alcohol (???) and I came out in just a towel. This fricker asked what happened and I said, "I've been kind of sick" and he said "s*x? "Sick." "S*x?" "no, ill."
Then after I put in my date of birth he said, "did you get jiggy?" And I said no, I'm just hanging out at home. "s*x?" (Still thinking he just doesn't understand cos he's from some brown country): "No." He goes, "come on, just ten minutes." Then I said, "thank you, bye" and shut the door while he said, "no?'
What the frick... One time an Uber driver in the U.S. called me an attractive young lady when I came out drunk and giggly but I didn't even answer this guy in a good mood, I was late to the door cos I was throwing up. What the frick???
Edit: I think it might have been that when I got my ID it was a U.S. passport and he's seen too many movies where a delivery guy knocks on an American woman's door, if you catch my drift.
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Why are fricking you in the fricking UK, b-word? I'm out of the fricking loop β°
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she broke up with pizza because she was tired of eating dumpster meat, she's getting back together with her husband while he goes off to kill himself
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The ending to this saga biofoids deserve
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we, as in !friendsofpizzashill also officially stopped using roped/roping/rope and have started using pizzashilled/pizzashilling/pizzashill as replacements
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I wanna pizzakill myself.
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EPSTIEN DIDN'T PIZZASHILL.
PIZZASHILL WAS EPSTEINED.
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Satan is force-feeding him pistachios by now.
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She should have realized that the man of her dreams has been living right next door this whole time.
I'm watching Thelma & Louise at 8am and can't sleep. Somebody put a bullet in my head pls.
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For only 23k dramacoins Ill tell you a surefire way to sleep
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My opinion of u changes on a literal day to day basis but I cant hate tbh
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She's missing out on so many discount pokemon card deals though..
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How could any woman pass up masses of cheap pistachios
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!britbongs dibs
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No, a part of London called Middlesex (that's the actual name lol)
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s*x?
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Beta husband tho
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Pizza decided to rope (or move back to Florida (or join the army)) and Poj is in the UK with her mother or something, idk.
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It's happening he's finally booging out to Alaska to die in the wilderness in 2 weeks
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At least Jon Krakauer will write a book about him?
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I kind of hope he becomes a mass shooter could be a fitting end
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He'll have to wait until there's a good deal on ammo, though. Not gonna happen unless Trump is reelected
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Hopefully the bear that killed Brian isn't out there
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Jersey Shore was less interesting than Keeping Up with Pizzashillians
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oh no baby what is you doing
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Why did you travel to a third world shit hole like the UK
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Idk
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Sure you do
!r-slurs
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I hate that I somehow understood most of what is said in this video. I am currently re-evaluating my life
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This has to be a bait post to make pizza mad
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Nah it's part of their intricate suicide Indian delivery guy cuckold fantasy. He's hard as diamonds right now.
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It's all a boring LARP without pics and timestamps.
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What else was he supposed to think you trashy whore?
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Oh no please leave my tight wet kitty ALONE
!fellas
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Should have stayed with
@pizzashill: and never had to have s*x
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Unless you are brown and poor, going to UK seems like a huge mistake.
Btw. Will you be returning to US for Pizza's funeral?
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That's so fricking gross. I really feel for the guy. He must be seriously down bad to even consider s*x with you
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Having been Pojom's partner many times in Codeword or whatever it's called and had to put myself into her head, I say this isn't her. A real Pojom story would be 240% as weird and 65% as titillating.
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It's her account, I can see this whole new development being an elaborate troll by pizzashill though. And the game is called codenames.
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It's obviously a larp but I don't come to rdrama to learn about real things.
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This is why pizza roped !fellas
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!britbongs does this sound true or fake?
Who the frick uses Uber in Bongland for their shopping lmao.
Fake carplarp.
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It sounds like an American in the UK. Using Uber Eats instead of walking to the Co-op is crazy.
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The UK does not have this concept of "getting jiggy with it". The equivalent phrase would be "aving a bitta rumpy-pumpy, ows yer father, nice day for a crumpet"
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I didn't even know that was something you could do. All the supermarkets have their own delivery service so I don't know why anyone would use a 3rd party
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It's in the Just Eat adverts, but I don't know what kind of person pays Β£5 delivery + inflated sticker prices for corner shop groceries.
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NEDS!
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!friendsofpizzashill I will be "Leeds" after summer, How far is
@Poj from there??
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Only in Canada tho. Delivery guys in UK are arabs
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Keep yourself safe, don't answer the door in a towl r-slur
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These rappers cap, be out here spreading lies, that shit don't never last
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If I come to the UK let me cuck pizza
It would be so funny !friendsofpizzashill
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Great for a snappy quote
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Now that's what I call White Trash.
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Deserved for ordering delivery
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You need to get out of that savage third world shit hole and get back it civilization asap Pojjie.
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I mean she is from Oregon.
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He nutted in your yoghurt and licked the bread, $100% guaranteed.
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sounds like he gave up when he heard you talk like miss piggy
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Your xenomisia is showing....
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The uk is wakanda now
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r-slurred whore. Probably just great bait but I chose to believe
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Dumb whore
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Immigrants suck.
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REUNITE WITH
@pizzashill OR YOU WILL BE terminated...
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You should have shot him
Oh no I mean you should have stabbed him
Oh no I mean you should have said salam alakeum and let him destroy your body
Because you are a bong, and a slave by choice
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A guy has to take a shot
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He should have reported you to the police for indecent exposure
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Please do the needful
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bloody basterd b-word open bobs
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Was that even the same person that supposed to bring you the stuff ? Because often Uber eats drivers using someone else id
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Wood fired pizza? How's pizza supposed to work now
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