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The most oppressed minority by the numbers

https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/research/nesarc-iii

!noalcohol imagine being one of those poor souls

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that's like 700+ calories a day (assuming vodka). :marseydrunk: badass drunk martini hags just don't eat, huh? :marseybeach:

!thin

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Now with ozempic were doomed


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Bartender, one wodka ozrmpic please :marseycool:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/ItM3AhhM0rj57w1JxF/giphy.webp


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Coming right up sir

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Didnt the Egyptians give their slaves beer instead of food?

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>One in ten americans has 10 drinks a day

Explains a lot.

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Yeah, that most Americans don't drink enough.

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Us hardworking !boozers are boosting the productivity numbers for everyone else. You're welcome.

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I notice it says top decile for yall, and bottom decile for the teetotalers

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Why are there :marseycheerup: 3 categories for zero drinks?

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:marseysmoothbrain:

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explain to me then. if 3 groups dont drink :marseycoconut: that would :marseywood: be three :marseycerebrus: numbers :marseysoypointdubz:

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Because its by decile

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Wtf is a decile?!

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Smartest dramatard

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10%

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You have a set of data, whose points are ordered from lowest to highest value.

Evenly split it into 10 groups, called deciles. Now, the first decile contains the points corresponding to the lowest 10% of values, the second to the lowest 20%, and so on in increments of 10%.

The lower bound of the first decile is the lowest value in the set, the upper bound of the tenth decile is the highest value in the set.

You can apply a similar division in more than 10 pieces. IQ scores are typically split into percentiles, a 100-piece split.

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In this case he would be in the bottom percentile no?

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What case? I was clarifying the concept of a decile because anon asked why there are three bars for "0 drinks" (30% of the sampled population doesn't drink, ergo the bottom three deciles are all 0).

I'd be tempted to think this is an AI comment, from how unrelated it is, but you're also clearly OP, so what gives?

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looks more like a tri decile to me

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Sextile

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What causes ghost comments btw

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When the comment is so embarrassing that you need to protect the identity of the poster

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my presence.

:#marseyghostsad:

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No my presence

:marseyghost#:

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Where?

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:marseycatgirl4:

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It's "consumed in last week", 30% of people drink socially and just hadn't happen to be at a party in the last week.

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10 drinks per day doesn't seem like a lot?

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Barely enough to keep the buzz going throughout the work hours :marseydrunk:

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That's what I was thinking too, until I looked further into it and realized the Midwest is just full of drunks, so I grew up around it.

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Holy shit I'm in the 9th decile :marseydrunk: :marseydead: (I'm drinking rn)

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Push a little harder and you can be #1

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8-9th for me depending on weekend plans

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the most oppressed minority is the individual sweaty but boozers come close 2rd

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Wasn't she like a superboozer?

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Yeah I won't believe one second that 60% of burgers have less than 1 drink per week, on average, but 10% down two 6 picks a day. It's gotta be something with the way the question was asked.

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Because it wasn't on average, it was just what you did last week

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Bunch of cute twinks

>You don't hate journ*lists statisticians enough

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Actually this explains why 10% of people are schizophrenic

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50% drink less than once per month? That's fricked up

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I have about 20 drinks a week but they're all on the same day

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