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Aww~, he even gives him detailed directions! What a cutie.

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Reported by:

I guess it went over the heads of everyone here, but here are the things that would have happened if he rocked up dressed like that, in order of preference:

1. Getting arrested for section 280.3 and 10 years in a gulag

2. Getting picked up by a local pimp and made into a bottom b-word in his harem

3. Getting buggered to death by ladies working that street for violating their territory

4. Getting lynched by townspeople

5. Getting thrown into a radioactive sludge pond

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>Getting thrown into a radioactive sludge pond

:marseymommymilkers: Me want

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thats how the toxic avenger was created

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Wasn't that Captain Planet

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Too much emotional labor, please post directions to the nearest radioactive sludge pond

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyshtym_disaster

Radiation levels are 10-100x worse than Chernobyl. But it happened under Stalin, so it never happened :marseydepressed:

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>serving papers themselves

I'm sure the delusional person will do great representing themselves pro-se :marseysurejan:

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:#marseyjurisdiction: :#marseytakit:

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Now he will get FBI to serve on his behalf. I think all other Americans trying to work around ridiculous service rules in USA (like cat-fishing them to serve them papers) have been doing it wrong :marseyxd:

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I think my favorite way we ever served papers was through an "escort" the defendant hired. Easiest settlement ever :marseymerchant:

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!metashit i love this king

:#marseykingcrown:

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i love YOU king :marseythanks:

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@houellebecq are you going to defend your honour?

:#marseycrusader:

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im going :marseysal2: to frick you and she wont even try to stop me

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:#marseydisintegrate:

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Route is very simple, you need to ride it all the way to Chelyabisnk, do not fall asleep or someone might take your papers. You will arrive at 08:00. You will then have to walk north towards АО ЧЭМК industrial plant. On the horizon you will see two big piles of mine tailings, you want the street that runs between them. When you see a gas station that looks like a flying saucer, you are nearly there.

New rDrama pilgrimage challenge.


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>FinningWidget

this is either an rdrama troll or actually bardfinn

!bardfinn discuss

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Pretty sure that's one of his legacy accounts on some of the shitty gay forums he used to go on.

Can't be his alt though surely not.

@pullpush-actual it's either Bardfinn or someone pretending to be Bardfinn.

FinningWidget was the name he went by on the Second Life forums.

Example post here which is very Bardfinnesque:

https://forums-archive.secondlife.com/148/0a/122525/4.html

CTRL+F "Finning Widget"

Someone called "Penny Widget" sharing their Second Life username as "Finning.Widget":

https://strawberrysingh.com/2018/10/14/thank-you-for-the-2018-bloggies-another-blueberry-giveaway/#comment-56765

Check the description of this weird YouTube video he's done of his character dancing. Pretty firm connection.

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:#marseyouroboros: :#marseynouautism:

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Why would bardfinn file in Nebraska?


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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because they have the strictest internet privacy laws in the nation. all of their houses are on average 1,350 miles apart so the internet is a very important part of the average nebraskan's daily life.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 02 minutes and 28 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 16042 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 51 minutes and 21 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 16038 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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>slowpoke

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Yeh like ur return :marseymonke: b-word :marseyarthoe5:


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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:#taysneer:

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!bardfinn is going :marseysalmaid: to Russia! !besties !metashit !illuminati

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 48 minutes and 22 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Best friend is ACA with 222 mentions

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714221748315801.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141393418156288.webp

Your forum got its first TERF!

Congratulations!

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But she still called him Aimee instead of Ashton

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FinningWidget is a bardfinn username.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 01 hours 32 minutes and 05 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Its a slow day on rdrama, we've mentioned the behemoth of Garland 5 times less than usual. Quick go check /u/Bardfinn!

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Greetings BARD_BOT,

We've noticed you mentioned a user deeply woven into the fabric of Reddit. Their experience and karma levels suggest they're already adept at navigating the platform's nuances. To avoid overburdening them, we won't be sending a notification. Thanks for helping maintain a considerate environment.

Best,

CrossTalk PM - Automated Message (Unmonitored Account)

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@J how about you make it ignore requests from uid-1703?

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It ignores bardys name but half the fun is talking down to the bot

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 04 minutes and 39 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

rdrama is currently running at 125.386 Β΅Bardyhertz

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It's not just a name known to be used by bardfinn, it is in every essence a bardfin name

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 05 minutes and 25 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was Snappy which was 0 days 18 hours 37 minutes and 42 seconds

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As if any jannie would ever brave the red state hellhole that is Nebraska, the single most terrifying place in the entire world

For real I actually kind of have a weird hatred for Nebraska despite being a ruralcel (meaning I will generally defend other ruralcels).

I don't mind the other redneck states, Utah and Wyoming and Idaho are all great. I think people from Iowa and rural Pennsylvania are fine too.

Nebraska is just kind of uniquely boring and hostile. They're not going to kill you but Nebraskans seem subhuman. Why is that?

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Any state whose main crop is corn is like that.

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!gangstalkers we have a corn golem going off the plantation, get the IV syrup drip

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See if the IP used to make that forum post was used to look up data from your API. Might be able to find whoever they are on Reddit.

:marseynotesglow:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/B4dt6rXq6nABilHTYM/giphy.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146493335425022.webp In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.

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They would have to reveal that if they actually tried to sue lol

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141892900942042.webp

It is clear you have zero intention of providing an actual address or location for me to serve my petition.

There are other options available to me including the use of the FBI to locate and track down your location. Given that this case crosses state boundaries, this falls into the hands of the federal government, hitherto, the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Good luck.

The feds are on to you, it's so over :marseynotesglow#:

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Yeah, the "FBI" stuck me in particular as projecting his own perspective of what he would be afraid of. Last time I checked, international complaints were serviced by USAF not FBI.

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This neighbor's trolling, come on, the incorrect usage of "hitherto" like a pseudo intellectual insufferable reddit janny is :marseychefkiss: but also :marseyoctopus4:

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Yeah, if this is a troll, he is so close to the real thing, I don't mind playing along :marseyxd:

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They are designed to prevent Vatican-like levels of cover-up of grooming of minors that Reddit tends to engage in when it comes to its mods.

That's why the redditor is so mad. :marseylaugh:

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So do burgers have to follow GDPR pull shut or not because I always see smug soys say β€œerm, my GeeDeePeeR means you need to follow or be sued” about American companies doing literally anything since it's the only thing the European has to its name

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If your website doesn't have servers or employees in Europe then no. Pullpush doesn't have to even know what the text says unless the author is in Europe

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I simply don't like how smug you are.

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ew russian orc

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Tfw the next time the reddit archive goes down it will be because this guy got conscripted and died to American surplus weapons

Weird feel

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hes not actually r*****n

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Of course hes Ritalin and nothing you say will convince me otherwise

!commenters

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>he

You're giving away that you know it's senpaiderman

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Isnt that the one who always asks for gibs

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New pull-push/Ritalin lore. Shit that makes a lot of sense. Weird how Aevann is so scared he censors the name Ritalin.

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Did you check :marseylaugh:?

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naw i dont log ips in rdrama

but we talked about ur nationality, remember

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I forgot what I told you TBH, will need to look it up to keep the legend consistent :marseyxd:

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reggin???

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:marseyazov2: :marseymacarthur: :marseymushroomcloud: :marseyazov: :marseysaluteussr:

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you'd think the pullpush forums would be a great reddit offsite

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What is the info the janny is upset about ?

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I'd tell you but I don't wanna get sued

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New response!

It is clear you have zero intention of providing an actual address or location for me to serve my petition.

There are other options available to me including the use of the FBI to locate and track down your location. Given that this case crosses state boundaries, this falls into the hands of the federal government, hitherto, the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Sounds like something bardfinn would say, but to the point where I'd expect an imitator to say it and bardfinn to be a little crazier.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 07 hours 47 minutes and 26 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 16047 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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Wait why here in Nebraska?

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Remember them saying pullpush was impossible. Now they want to sue.

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:marseyagreefast: "At first they ignore you, then they fight you, then you run away with trucks full of Silicon Valley VC's money"

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That's terrible. Can I have your PC then?

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Guys, I can't find the flying saucer shaped gas station. Everyone is speaking russian and it's getting late :marseysweating:

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Don't you only have to remove personal information in shitholes like Australia or Europe?


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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The EU thinks the GDPR applies world wide lol. At the end of the day if you don't have any assets in the EU they won't do shit.

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Same story with DMCA and USA.

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lmao I responded to a few DMCAs with "I'm Canadian" when I ran my own website. I always got REEEEE'd at by some loser with an email job.

Never took down any content tho

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>There are other options available to me including the use of the FBI to locate and track down your location. Given that this case crosses state boundaries, this falls into the hands of the federal government, hitherto, the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

>Good luck.

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