I just ran 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn half marathon at a 7.43 minute pace. I didnβt walk at all. I cried during a lot of it. I went to bed at 10 PM.
— Alexa Curtis (@Alexa_Curtis) April 28, 2024
I didnβt sign up for this race. I just asked the security where it started and where it ended and jumped in. No one watched meβ¦ pic.twitter.com/dy34xdwwY2
This is bad apparently
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Maybe if she didn't buy $8 coffees she'd be able to afford to pay the entrance fee
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