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Proana Chipotle manager helps workers learn portion control

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My manager makes us β€œweigh in” before starting a shift and then again before a shift meal

I don't really know what to make of this. We've been under a lot of pressure to portion control. My manager is always freaking out when we are low on anything at all and says we aren't hitting our β€œnumbers”.

I swear he's getting paranoid due to the pressure from corporate. There's a lot of concern about employees eating on the job and β€œskimping off the bins”. He decided to remedy this with a scale. I shit you not.

Before every shift we have to weigh in. Before we have our shift meal he makes us weigh in again. He says if we've gained weight we don't get to have a shift meal because obviously we are skimping? Apparently water doesn't weigh anything.

This feels illegal but he says it's not because it's to prevent theft and that he keeps the numbers private. Has this been implemented at other chipotles? Please help.

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Just take a massive dump during your shift, problem solved.

:#marseyhesright:

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I always wait till i get to work to poop so that im getting paid to poop

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There's even a cute jingle about it.

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I was referring to "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, so that's why I shit on company time," but what you posted is fantastic.

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Since I found it, I can't stop singing it every time I go :marseyjam:

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I'm a shy pooper :peposhy: :marseyitsover:

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Boss makes a dollar while I get a dime, that's why I shit on company time

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The coffee helps too, I used to get in 30min before everyone else so I could check my emails and take a dump in peace

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i drink so much coffee i love it

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I only poop at home so I can shower right away and feel extra squeaky clean. :marseybath:

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This would be so easy to game. Just drink a lot and don't go to the bathroom before weigh in. Then go to the bathroom some point before the second weigh in. Still a gigachad move to pull by management tho.

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