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Would you rather be in a car driven by a woman or a bear? :marseybearrentfree:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/comments/1cii61p/would_you_rather_be_in_a_car_driven_by_a_woman_or/?sort=controversial

Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.

A bear bc apparently I'm statistically less likely to sexually assault it.

As someone who was once injured in a car accident where the women was driving, i'm entitled to speak on this matter....so id go with bear.

SamohtGnir 81 points 1 day ago locked comment

Silly joke, women can't drive cars.

travellingathenian -22 points 22 hours ago locked comment

That's funny considering most accidents are caused by men

bonus seething in the cross posted thread on r/BlatantMisogyny

:marseyreportmaxxer2: I would highly prefer if those kind of men were trapped inside a car with a bear rather than a woman.

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The Bear question is a perfect summary of every argument between men and women

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The fact that God made men and women need eachother but also decided to make them hate eachother is proof that he's a dramatard :marseyandjesus:

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And then he made banging twinks illegal. Quite the joker.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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He just knew illegal stuff is the most fun

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Giving men a G spot and then sending them to heck for liking it

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Well I am pretty sure of what the bear will do whereas a woman is totally unpredictable and could do anything or nothing. So clearly the bear.

It's true. The worst a bear could do is eat you alive but a woman might ask you hypothetical questions the whole journey.

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I'd like to a see a biofoid find a hole in this

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It's like that famous Margaret Atwood quote: women are afraid men will kill them, and men are afraid women will ask, "so what are we?"

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"so what are we?"

:#marseysweating: :#peperun:

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:#muttrun:

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Remember when they were under so much danger from men they were shocked to learn make feminists who acted nice were actually creepy?

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I ain't payin no gotdam chyuhl suppor bich

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Is everyone really losing their shit over this stupid scenario? I'd rather be around a man than a bear anyday :marseyembrace:

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that's not very dramatic of you

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I'm feeling pragmatic today :marseypeaceout:

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Pickme

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Nah, I just don't like fur that much :marseydisgusted:

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No im saying pick me. Please.

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Can you explain how?

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1. Woman has hurt feelings(doesn't feel safe around men), tries expressing it but refuse to express themselves clearly and have to code shit in layers of meaning(id rather be in the woods with a bear than a man). Also tries using statistics but doesn't know enough about them to use them properly.

2. Man sucks at deciphering the cryptic messages. Instead goes sperg mode analyzing the hypothetical to determine that the bear is actually more dangerous than man even though the hypothetical was never meant to be answered.

3. The two individuals continue arguing ad naseum because they dont understand how the other thinks and giving ground signifies they are convinced by what you're saying

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