Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.
A bear bc apparently I'm statistically less likely to sexually assault it.
As someone who was once injured in a car accident where the women was driving, i'm entitled to speak on this matter....so id go with bear.
SamohtGnir 81 points 1 day ago locked comment
Silly joke, women can't drive cars.
travellingathenian -22 points 22 hours ago locked comment
That's funny considering most accidents are caused by men
bonus seething in the cross posted thread on r/BlatantMisogyny
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Would you rather be in a car driven by a woman or a bear?
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The Bear question is a perfect summary of every argument between men and women
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The fact that God made men and women need eachother but also decided to make them hate eachother is proof that he's a dramatard
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And then he made banging twinks illegal. Quite the joker.
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He just knew illegal stuff is the most fun
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I'd like to a see a biofoid find a hole in this
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It's like that famous Margaret Atwood quote: women are afraid men will kill them, and men are afraid women will ask, "so what are we?"
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Remember when they were under so much danger from men they were shocked to learn make feminists who acted nice were actually creepy?
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Is everyone really losing their shit over this stupid scenario? I'd rather be around a man than a bear anyday
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that's not very dramatic of you
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I'm feeling pragmatic today
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Pickme
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Nah, I just don't like fur that much
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No im saying pick me. Please.
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Can you explain how?
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1. Woman has hurt feelings(doesn't feel safe around men), tries expressing it but refuse to express themselves clearly and have to code shit in layers of meaning(id rather be in the woods with a bear than a man). Also tries using statistics but doesn't know enough about them to use them properly.
2. Man sucks at deciphering the cryptic messages. Instead goes sperg mode analyzing the hypothetical to determine that the bear is actually more dangerous than man even though the hypothetical was never meant to be answered.
3. The two individuals continue arguing ad naseum because they dont understand how the other thinks and giving ground signifies they are convinced by what you're saying
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This meme took off like a rocket
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Moids continue their unbroken 150,000 year streak of feeling smugly superior while actively demonstrating their incompetence.
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this was intentional, incase you wanted a woman bear to be your driver
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Oh-ho, but what if the surgeon was his mom?
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Then the color of the bear is white because they're at the north pole.
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It's not a fair fight: you're hopped up on endogenous 'roids all the time.
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Doesn't explain why you couldn't out smart us
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They outsmart us all the time but it never lasts because roids > foids
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This marsey would be so much better with a Greek style set of peepeenballs. In fact that's what I thought it was. Then I zoomed in. Only to see thigh gap. So disappointed.
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women drivers are causing thousands of lethal car crashes every year.
bear drivers have almost never crashed a car, and the one crash ever caught on camera happened in a controlled circus environment at very low speed, nobody inside the car was harmed.
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ok this is pretty funny lol
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Yesterday I discovered a huge swath of people apparently consider it rude to not pump gas for a woman, to "allow" her to drive, or to get out of the car and aid her in pumping gas (amd all three doubly so if pregnant). https://twitter.com/UsingLyft/status/1786011954391171288
I found this all extremely bizzare. I do drive more than my wife does, but I don't think of her as "so useless and helpless that she would need someone to pump her gas for her". It's usually just "whoever's driving wanted gas, so they stop and get gas".
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If a moid refused to let me pump my own gas, I'd probably douse him with the next hose.
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Eh, I do this with my wife. If we're together I'm driving 9 out of 10 times and if we have to get gas I always pump. It's not because she can't. It's just a gentlemanly thing to do. What used to be called chivalry
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Gross
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ehhh-
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I think the gas fumes might make the baby disabled so in this case I'd probably agree with the online foids
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All gas is unleaded these days. It's not gonna hurt you and scooping the litterbox won't give you Shkreli worms either, unless you gobble down the turds for some reason.
While we're at it, lead acid batteries are in your car, not your vibrator, and though 100 year old coppertops used to have mercury in them, they don't anymore (but I still wouldn't play with the acid leakage without gloves, and definitely wouldn't eat it). Old rechargeable batteries(think 2010 flipphone) were lithium ion, which most stuff has gotten away from but i think are still the main thing in EV cars, i thought had something bad in them so you have to recycle them, and new rechargeables (like AA) are all NiMH, which is way less toxic than the old NiCad.
In other words, worrying about the fumes is foid nonsense, and if you cared so much you would just bring your mask, wouldn't you?
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Dude I would totally pick the bear. How many people can claim they've seen a bear drive a car?
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Bear. Hands down.
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I think most dramanauts are fat, hairy guys who suck peepee. So the question is whether I would rather be in a car with a dramanaut or a woman?
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By bear they mean burly gay dude so it's the bear every time
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The meme is evolving, x or y in a z
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I love the ballet
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Finnish or Chinese?
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This is just like family man
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If the woman is driving, who tf is giving me a sloppy toppy
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the bear of course
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This better not awaken anything in me
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