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I get that reference :DEdit: That or your freezer goes colder than ย -27ยฐC (-17ยฐF). (330)
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Could you share please? I'm OOTL (206)
Someone replaced alot of the whiskey with water to hide their drinking. (215)
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We just set the fridge to a colder setting. It must have changed the freezer. Its a short stay rental apartment (199)
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Double twist, OP lives alone and has post it notes all around the house from the mysterious stranger whose been stealing their boozeโฆ https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/famywa/postit_notes_left_in_apartment/ (1788)
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Double twist, OP lives alone and has post it notes all around the house from the mysterious stranger whose been stealing their boozeโฆ https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/famywa/postit_notes_left_in_apartment/ (1788)
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It's probably either cut with water (from punk kids or faking for karma) or they have a really cold freezerโฆ
Either way, kinda silly to freeze whiskey in the first place !boozers what do you think?
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I drink my whiskey like God intended; neat, and out of a coffee cup.
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God intended for you to shove the whiskey up your butt, you filthy atheist.
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Silence, Prot.
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Rough. It's unaged, straight out of the still.
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we need to bring back the temprance movement
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Drink your whiskey like a man. Here's your Yahtzee cup
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I don't think you can set a freezer in your house cold enough to freeze 40% alcohol. Supposedly early Americans in new england used to freeze-distill apple cider because if you keep scooping out the ice chunks on a consistent basis you'll eventually be left with something that won't freeze anymore. This guy has a bottle of mostly water for sure.
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Probably mixed below the point where freezing water expands enough to shatter glass. Not 80 proof but definitely not just water.
!chemistry
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Traditionally made applejack. Just leave an open barrel to freeze and keep removing layers of ice
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Same method used to make 80 proof beer as well.
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If you can't handle the flavor of room temperature liquor then you don't even deserve 3.2% beer
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Its the opposite, you start with soft liquor and cocktails (typically either super sweets like an Orgasm or sours) and then progress to more bitter, spirit forward cocktails to eventually just going all spirit.
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Over a night, or a drinking career?
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Me if drinking was a career
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Its the course of enlightenment. Plebs cannot appreciate a good spirit due to a lack of palate and inexperience handling the higher proof at room temp. Once you can appreciate a spirit on its own, patrician status is achieved and there is no going back.
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me vs <80 proof alcohol
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Also literally me
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Shot whiskey (like Jack or Beam) being ice cold is nice. Finer whiskey, no.
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Neat, room temp for me pls
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Jamison is the kind of whiskey you make mixed drinks out of. There's no reason keeping it warm when you're just going to make whiskey gingers or whatever.
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I keep two bottles of gin, one in the bar at room temperature and one in the freezer.
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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I keep mine cool and drink it with ice, I wouldn't want it freezer cold though
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depends on the booze. ouzo is something that I like drinking really cold. whiskey not that much.
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Freezing whiskey = not a real boozer. Ice and cold is for kitties
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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last time i had a bottle of Jameson in my house I nearly burnt it down. But i like it cold.
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I'm going to go boil my Wagyu steak now
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The drama is almost overwhelming.
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Lame, just cut it with water for EPIC fricking PRECIOUS GOD DARN KARMA
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wtf is this shit, this is just recapping unspicy reddit posts
ban the bot
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Could you share please? I'm OOTL:
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Someone replaced alot of the whiskey with water to hide their drinking.:
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We?The chances are far more likely that a person you live with has a problem they do not want you to know about than for you to have gotten a "bad batch" or have a freezer that goes that cold.I do not mean to insult you or them, I just encourage you to try and think about if that lens could bring sense to otherwise difficult-to-understand actions by your spouse/partner/roommate/friend. If so, I also encourage you to reach out for help from al-anon or other support groups for how you can deal with living with someone who has alcoholism.Signed,A gratefully sober alcoholic:
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Fun fact :This post might have saved my life during college. I moved into a flat in my second year of college after a bad experience in the dorm I was staying in. A family owned building and they were renting the first story. It was more expensive and I had to do some freelance work on the side to afford it but I was free now right ? My academic success suddenly took a deep dive, my results in freelance projects also went awful and I developed a severe depression with frequent time loss. This lasted around 8 months. I went to several doctors, including psychiatrists. Nothing solved the problem till I read this thread. Got a co meter and surely enough it was the co. Didn't know where it was coming from but I suspected the gas furnace and called the national gas hotline. Turned out the cheap landlord got his relative to install the new furnace. They fricked up and it was leaking exhaust into the basement and my flat. Landlord also got his relative to turn off the co alarm embedded...:
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CO poisoning is my worst fear. Every new place I go I bring my co monitor. The worst I've seen was 20ppm and it was from when I tried to over night a fire in my wood burning stove.:
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This is how I was able to catch my little brother sneaking alcohol. We had a bottle of Kirkland vodka and the โvodkaโ seemingly froze. So I waited for him to come home from school one day and chilled with him to play some video games. I pulled the Kirkland bottle out nonchalantly (the entire bottle was defrosted) and took a mighty big chug. His eyes went wide and he had the audacity to say โslow downโ and โwhy are you drinking that?โ I looked him dead in his eyes and laughed and told him โI should be saying the same to youโ gave him a good ol lesson that liquor doesn't. Freeze. It wasn't water either that he filled it up with but coconut water. With visible signs of coconut pulp in the vodka bottle. He felt pretty dumb that day , got taxed whatever amount a Kirkland bottle costed because if our father found out, he would have gotten an butt beating so I took his money to replace the bottle. And he lost horribly to me in Mortal Kombat that same day.:
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