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These bottom feeding parasites are so pissed whenever Uber, Doordash, or Instacart interferes with their grift, and then they expect the customers they're stiffing to support their cause against the evil corporations.

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those things were lots of fun in 2020 but sometimes the pibbles made me nervous

during peak covid guilt tips were high :platyrich: and gas was cheap

idk why anyone would doordash now

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about 360 days a year, i make fun of gig workers

and then when it's -10f with 6 inches of snow and ice, i get out there with the 4x4 and accept like 4% of the orders i'm offered and still end up delivering quintuples @ $50-60/hr

dem pity tips and bonus pay add up and they don't send passive-aggressive messages about acceptance rate when you're the only driver out there :marseyxd:

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I think a lot of drivers even think like

:marseyworried: "nah its raining and there's lightning..."

but on nice days they were lined up :marseyconfused:

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:marseymarx: It's so sunny I might even work today, despite my chronic fatigue. I hope the plutocrats don't fix it so I don't get any orders.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146493335425022.webp In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.

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Because theyre too lazy and glued to their screens to cook or get out of their chair to go pickup food.

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I can make 200 a day pretty easily. I just do what DoorDash tells me. Works out to 20-25 an hour and I just drive around listening to music and can work when I want to

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you do calculate long term car maintenance, milage, and gas, right?

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I spend most of my free time driving around aimlessly anyways so no

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He drives.

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:marseyme:

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They're contractors but want the benefits of an employee and the responsibility of neither. At least if a normal contractor stiffs me you can sue or beat them but these guys hide behind an app that they bite the hand of

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Same with freelancers too. They b-word about "fair wages" or cheap clients but don't have any skills or motivation to do what needs to be done to make money. They expect people to throw their money at them but want to be unreliable lazy buttholes with a 10 hour work week. They cry about social anxiety and don't even want to get into a voice call to talk to the client.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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I hate voice calls. People always treat me different after they find out about my insanely sexy voice.


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Someone in csgo once told me I had a c*m guzzling voice :marseyblush:

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Same. It's my selling point. I also send feet pics.


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if a client makes an offer you negotiate, if they don't offer what you like don't accept it like wtf is wrong with these people literal sheep

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and don't even want to get into a voice call to talk to the client.

Zoomer social r-slurdation is so crazy.

:pepemoney:

Boomers on Easy Street talking to clients about the weekend

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>they catching on

The grammar I expect from Instacart drivers.

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Hey, rDrama ain't much better :marseyshrug:

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It do

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shieeeeeet

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you haven't met enough instacart drivers to get the feel for grading them on a curve

i'm actually pretty impressed by his grammar and spelling

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Tech companies are basically behavioural manipulation companies. They literally set up fake casinos to study how people act and how they can be nudged. Sorry Brendan, you will deliver ze carts for below minimum wage and you will like eet.

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>can't pick and choose

Wrong.

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I would do that same shit until I got banned. Why should I be forced to work below my minimum rate as a contractor?

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DELIVER ZE SLOP WAGUE

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NO :marseyraging:

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Good. The driver suffers and so does the fat.

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:#marseynorm:

the only people lazier and more dishonest than gig drivers are the real employees of the gig companies who send these messages. :marseyhorseshoe:

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I've had good luck with Instacart delivery people. It's a bit of a drive to my house (why I use it sometimes).

I mean, I do it all the time with aldis and publix orders. Especially when the aldis order has a note saying leave it at the door

What's wrong with leaving it at the door? I have that checked as an option lol. I would think it's better this way for them too.


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ain't pickin' n' choosin' the major value prop of these employees-as-contractors, jk (but maybe??) schemes?

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They are canceling orders that they accept :marseyokay: in stacks, so technicallt they're breaking :marseygenetakovic: Contract by accepting work with no intention of completing it?

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Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Kitty. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre kitty, but Kim Yo-jong's kitty is a goddess kitty, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to Kim Yo-jong because I know that it's not simping. Yo-jong if you see this I love you please text me back.

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