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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Yasuke is historically innacurate, and it's not racist to point that out. Accept it Krayt. There are several movies, TV shows, and video games with black main characters. Just watch and play one of those, instead of playing historical revisionism to "own the chuds."

https://old.reddit.com/r/saltierthankrait/comments/1cuyhvh/yasuke_is_historically_innacurate_and_its_not/?sort=controversial

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Isn't the whole game alternate history? Why do you have such a big problem with this? (16)

Because I'm sick of people like Krayt and Gamingcirclejerk acting like every criticism of a black character is automatically racist. Most people are not these vapid cartoon characters who go "MOST UNORTHODOX!!!!!" every time a black character is on screen. (-4)

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Assassin's Creed was always historical fantasy to begin with, who fricking cares if it's not 100% realistic? It never has been.That's why it feels like the people losing their minds over Yasuke might have ulterior motives. (5)

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Why is Krayt so obsessed with politics? This has nothing to do with Star Wars (0)

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That's because you're not focusing on the actually important complaints. The devs have said over and over that they would not have a historical figure as a main character out of respect. It is not a coincidence that the character to buck this trend is the one black man on the entire archipelago. (10)

I'll agree that Yasuke being a main playable character strikes me as pandering, but he's also a very interesting historical character to base your narrative around and it allows the player to play as a stranger in a strange land, and it's ultimately not doing any harm to any groups, so why is everyone so mad about seeing a minority lead character in a AAA game. There's a lot of other games about white characters in out of place lands that no one has cried out over, so why is there so much butthurt when it's a black guy in a foreign land? I'm not saying explicitly that y'all are racist, but it's mighty suspicious that mfers are so mad (3)

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Good lord. You people need to get over yourselves and get some therapy. Yasuke existed, he was a black samurai, AC wants to make a story about him. Another thing, AC is "alternate" history, with fricking time travel, a magic apple, and George Washington being a tyrannical dictator for fricks sake. Stop being so butthurt about a non-white person being a protagonist.If you don't like it, don't play it. So tired of all this stupid petty bullshit from you people. Just shut up, no one wants to hear your idiocy (2)

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Get. The frick. Over it.You've got a Japanese protagonist in the game. Play her. Were you this pissed off about William in Nioh? Or any of the horseshit in resident evil? (1)

Both terrible counter examples, lolEdit: I saw your reply, and then you deleted it.William Adam's (Niohs protag) by EVERY historical account was an official samurai with 20+ years in Japan. He died and was buried in Japan. Yasuke does not have even a tenth of the documentation Adam's has about him. Also, Adam lived there for 7 times the duration Yasuke did.Resident Evil? I do not understand your point. Do you mean the Spanish Village in 4 or Africa in 5? Because with both examples, you mainly play as someone who has literally no connection to the area. No one is claiming Leon is a Spanish warrior or Chris an African one. In the case of 5, you can play as a local in Sheva.Both of these titles are goofy butt games with monsters in them, not historically adjacent epics, lol.Lots of this outrage is cry baby nonsense, but these counter examples are bad. (2)

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tldr

https://i.imgur.com/7WUMAYe.png

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I don't care what they tell you at school, the sam-murai were black

:#marseyindignanttalking:

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The first Samurai were originally Hibernian. Named after their founder, Samuel O'Brien, the title of the diminutive, avaricious warriors linguistically shifted into Sam-O-Bri and eventually Samurai. :marseyhibernian:

Of course the original Irish were Black

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And O'Brien itself is a corruption of the original clan, Hy-dean

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They were? :marseyshook:

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:#platynooo:

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Near :marseyneat:

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>"Tolkien didn't say that Elves weren't Black but even if he didn't he was obviously a racist and we're correct for taking the story that he made and making it inclusive!"

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I'd usually agree, but they're right. Butt Creed has always been fantasy and historical revisionism.

That picture is relevant for things like race swapping intentionally to frick with the lore to own the chuds, like in The Witcher and LoTR.

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I swear to god if I see another Yasuke post, even in a "HAHA LOOK AT THESE DUMB CHUDS LOL" form, I'm going to do nothing since I don't really have a media presence and getting mad over this thing is dumb, this seriousposting chud shit is cancer for the internet, and they're just feeding it.

Also

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17161433881260717.webp

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>Blacks love Lou Ting

Highest IQ of any /pol/tard. Image absolutely reeks of basement and disappointed affluent parents.


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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I have at least 30 filters from this Yasuke bullshit just trying to block out the GCJ raids on /v/ and the usual outrage baiting. I swear to God if I see another post on rdrama I'm finding a way to filter that shit here too and if I can't then I'm writing one

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Honestly it's funny seeing how insecure the average black Americans about their lack of history.

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black americans seethe because they know their heritage is failures. if britain can conquer the globe from a tiny island with primary exports of rain and sheep disease, africa really has no excuse at all

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if britain can conquer the globe

IT LOOKS LIKE THE KANGZ ARE ALREADY TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE BONGS BOOK CONSIDERING HOW :marseybong: STRETCH HAVING A BUNCH OF SMALL COLONIES AS :marseyairquotes: CONQUERING THE GLOBE :marseyairquotes: DID THOSE FRICKERS EVEN SEE THE WEST COAST lol..?

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No way a wh*toid typed this

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Because Black Americans are the ones losing their minds about a shitty Ubisoft game? Lol ok.

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It's all white people on both sides and a fat white b-word writing the game :marseyraging:

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That's why we need mayocide

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idk, they have plenty of history from their 25% Northern European DNA

But I haven't met a normal dude that gives a frick.

Seems to be an outgrowth of a small subset of terminally online Burgers obsessed with ancestry "I'm descended from Charlemagne"-type shit or having 42 different flags in their twitter profile when they only ever lived in Illinois and only speak English.

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back then japan used to be populated by black people before yakub crossed the white devil with macaques.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17161487952031252.webp

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Here's the one question I have for libcucks:

When there's historical revisionism in media like this, why is it pretty much always a black person?

Are you willing to admit it's just American white guilt?

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There's not really any historical evidence of kunoichi either. Just some references to embedding women as household spies and stuff like that.

Curious that nobody would ever complain about playing some cute anime ninja waifu :marseyxd:

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has the the last jedi seethe sub metastasized into general wokeness bitching now? what does this have to do with star wars

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Because I'm sick of people like Krayt and Gamingcirclejerk acting like every criticism of a black character is automatically racist. Most people are not these vapid cartoon characters who go "MOST UNORTHODOX!!!!!" every time a black character is on screen.:

Assassin's Creed was always historical fantasy to begin with, who fricking cares if it's not 100% realistic? It never has been.That's why it feels like the people losing their minds over Yasuke might have ulterior motives.:

Why is Krayt so obsessed with politics? This has nothing to do with Star Wars:

I'll agree that Yasuke being a main playable character strikes me as pandering, but he's also a very interesting historical character to base your narrative around and it allows the player to play as a stranger in a strange land, and it's ultimately not doing any harm to any groups, so why is everyone so mad about seeing a minority lead character in a AAA game. There's a lot of other games about white characters in out of place lands that no one has cried out over, so why is there so much butthurt when it's a black guy in a foreign land? I'm not saying explicitly that y'all are racist, but it's mighty suspicious that mfers are so mad:

Good lord. You people need to get over yourselves and get some therapy. Yasuke existed, he was a black samurai, AC wants to make a story about him. Another thing, AC is "alternate" history, with fricking time travel, a magic apple, and George Washington being a tyrannical dictator for fricks sake. Stop being so butthurt about a non-white person being a protagonist.If you don't like it, don't play it. So tired of all this stupid petty bullshit from you people. Just shut up, no one wants to hear your idiocy:

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Whoooooo gives a frick, video games are gay and r-slurred go outside you cute twinks

Why care that these peepeeheads put Black man in game? But also why want them to put Black man in game? Even if you're a Black Burger, you share nothing in common with Yatsuke

Fricking low T has made the entire world a bunch of whiny eunuchs

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