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  • whyareyou : singleton cope LMAO
  • Poj : You paid by the lb for inedible fat.
  • Wronghole_McDonghole : dying is cheaper gynecomastia-man
  • cyberdick : This is the saddest thing of all the saddest things I have seen my entire life
  • Healthy : How's the racecar bed?

Only have to make 1 steak now. Already saving money. More money for my nivida gambles.

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>buys excess meat

>has nobody to share second steak with

>says some gay shit to cope

This is a certified PizzaPost

:#marseypizzashill:

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He's trying to show her what she's missing and entice her back with his big piece of meat.

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>his big piece of meat

Of course he had to pick it out of the dumpster.

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That's how all his whirlwind romances start.

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I assume he's the Asian chick?

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He must be rolling in dough :platyrich:

Doesn't have to share his slop rations, effectively doubling his food supply. No more wasting money on Poj booze, drunk driving bail, drunk driving car damage, drunk driving license reinstatement etc...

:#pepemoney:

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Wasn't she the only license holder in the household and his defacto chauffeur?

!friendsofpizzashill am I misremembering

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Take me to the slop factory, woman!

:#marseycrackatalking: :#marseyfoidretard:

:#marseyaaatremble::#marseysteer:

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:#marseyneat:

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Her mom paid their rent. He's underwater now.

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But allegedly he bought the car she crashed. If this pizzashill is partly real, for some reason it makes me think of stories about Ron Jeremy being this huge nasty cheapskate, and hotel staff and service people would tell stories about how he carried his stuff in garbage bags and smelled like he never showered, but would clean out the hotel pottyries and he'd get buffets and try to take a bunch home.

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