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- whyareyou : singleton cope LMAO
- Poj : You paid by the lb for inedible fat.
- Wronghole_McDonghole : dying is cheaper gynecomastia-man
- cyberdick : This is the saddest thing of all the saddest things I have seen my entire life
- Healthy : How's the racecar bed?
Only have to make 1 steak now. Already saving money. More money for my nivida gambles.
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!commenters !metashit !enemiesofpizzashill !friendsofpizzashill
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She's not, I'd expect a woman to know the fat makes the meat taste better - I think Pizza made the right move ditching her
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Bruh that steak has half a brick of butter stuck to the end of it. What are you going to do? Chew it like a stick of gum?
Anyway, pizza is fat enough as it is, he should buy some nice kale instead.
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Render it for delicious tallow and potatoes
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True, it would make great gravy if you made a roast out of it.
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I dunno. There's a lot of fat, but it probably tastes like Hungry Man, Mountain Dew, and e-cigs, because that's what went into it.
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We're still talking about Pizza himself, right?
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Wagyu beef, one of the most world renowned cuts of beef you can get is typically 60% fat.
Pizza is a cultured man and poj is a dumb british foid
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Wagyu is marbled though you mong
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I usually eat wagyu. The reason it's so good is because it's marbled, it doesn't just have a big hunk of fat stuck to it.
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Then the simple solution for Pizza is to blend his meat to have that equal distribution.
It will be pretty much Wagyu then, easy.
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Grind it, and you won't know the difference.
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I'm gonna be honest
the fat is the best part
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Poj was the driver and now also clearly the person buying the meat lmao
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You know, you and I have way more in common than I realized over the last couple of years. At a very quick glance, our names look almost identical. We're rocking the same color scheme. Even have the same profile picture. Maybe we're not too far apart after all.
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"eat lean steaks" is an r-slured take
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This is a certified PizzaPost
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He's trying to show her what she's missing and entice her back with his big piece of meat.
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Of course he had to pick it out of the dumpster.
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That's how all his whirlwind romances start.
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I assume he's the Asian chick?
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He must be rolling in dough
Doesn't have to share his slop rations, effectively doubling his food supply. No more wasting money on Poj booze, drunk driving bail, drunk driving car damage, drunk driving license reinstatement etc...
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Wasn't she the only license holder in the household and his defacto chauffeur?
!friendsofpizzashill am I misremembering
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Take me to the slop factory, woman!
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Her mom paid their rent. He's underwater now.
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But allegedly he bought the car she crashed. If this pizzashill is partly real, for some reason it makes me think of stories about Ron Jeremy being this huge nasty cheapskate, and hotel staff and service people would tell stories about how he carried his stuff in garbage bags and smelled like he never showered, but would clean out the hotel pottyries and he'd get buffets and try to take a bunch home.
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1. Don't put foil against raw meat you fricking mong. Aluminum ions diffuse in to the meat screwing up the flavor.
2. I can see your knife is blunt even with it pointed away. Learn to sharpen your knives you utter cute twink.
3. You are getting ripped off on your steak if you are buying untrimmed trash like that. The marbeling is fricking terrible for choice. Get your wife's boyfriend to teach you how to buy steak.
I bet you low-t soyboy scum won't even do an overnight dry brine and don't bring the steak to room temperature before cooking.
You disgust me. KEEP YOURSELF SAFE.
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hey r-slur, have you considered the foil is to wrap it after I cook it while it sets?
fricking mongoloid.
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You steam your steak? You use a towel so steam is absorbed. The only place foil and meat should meet is with smoking.
Next time the bull is done fricking your wife in the butt and you are going a2m on him ask him nicely if he will teach you this shit since your father obviously failed at raising a man.
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Hey bud nice Walmart knife
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Its a victorinox, so idk if walmart carries them.
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He says victorianox as if it's not Chinese brand. As if it doesn't have no tang and a plastic handle 🤣
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Victorianox is a fairly good brand bud.
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Bud you're trying to pass off your chink garbage as victorianox
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This website is so cringe now lol. You guys are genuinely just low intelligence and completely oblivious to it.
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!r-slurs
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!schoolshooters
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That's a trash tier potmetal knife and it never once held an edge
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This is all mostly correct; but the room temperature thing is r-slurred lol
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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This is the saddest thing ever posted on this site tbh
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We've gathered tens of thousands of the most pathetic reddit posts on this site, and yet this one still tops them all
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"ChatGPT can you generate an image of meat on a dollar store cutting board in a section 8 apartment and make the sadness palpable"
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Not really. I think the sneedman minced meat was far worse.
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That's a really unkind way to talk about his botched circumcision
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That's not sad, it's embarrassing
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It was more pathetic than anything.
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I thought it was arousing.
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What was the happiest thing ever posted on this site?
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When people say they're quitting the site
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RIP
@SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER 
@DeletedAccount 
@TwoLargeSnakesMating 
@JonathanStench
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He's dead to me.
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I HAVE A REAL LIFE. I think idk
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Haha yeah I have a job and go to the beach and shit
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And also Kindness, @kindness.
Lost to the groomercord seas. Very angry r-slur who was too young and scared for this website.
Oh lol, his account has been completely wiped or he changed names and his original no longer links to it.
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Second lol
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I thought you weren't around for @Kindness and his moral stragging.
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Well it's just that accounts don't get wiped on rDrama
Elementary really.
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You're no fun.
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what about the young ladies?
aren't they hungry too?
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They're on strict diets to keep their swimsuit model physiques
They'll get a sausage w/extra protein later
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Hi losercel
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This is how I imagine you in your kitchen.
"All by myyyyself! Don't wanna be ..."
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Mfer adopt a dog. It'd be good for you.
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When you think about it a shelter pibble is like a frozen microwave meal… it's cheap, its origins are unknown, white women love them, should pizza get a pit bull?
!friendsofpizzashill
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!incels !mgtow this is what winning looks like
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Do you miss the smells of her butt/groin area
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I'm sitting on the couch eating dinner with my foid
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Possum drowned in the pool. Do you have any garbage bags, pizza?
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Looks good. I bet it pairs well with whiskey.
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lmao just mark it down
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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Where
did your 18yo sugar 
babies 
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They're at work
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Disgusting fatty piece of shit
The steak, not you
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Pizza, you might be, and I mean this, the most stable power user on this site.
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buddy I could have told you that when I posted 300 dollar shoes on here and someone claimed they were payless shoes.
or the guy calling those 60 dollar steaks "dollar store steaks."
or the guy accusing me of passing off a chinese knife as a victorinox lmao.
the reality is most users here are mentally ill and r-slurred.
they're motivated by seethe and just incapable of rational thought.
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I'd like to bust a fat one on your steak
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Bro that steak is like only 40% meat
Meanwhile my post displays 4 beautiful t bones that I fed to my loving family.
Also
Carp pls
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I am sorry
pizza, that just doesn't do it 
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What happened to the 20 year olds, are they vegetarians or something?
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The fat to meat ratio seems offNvm im trippin
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Omg, plz dont get bird flu, motherlover!
!slots500
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That meat looks like Goyslop 🤢
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Song that played in the montage of pizza digging 2 steaks out of the garbage, looking at one tearfully (but taking both since he frugalmaxxes), preparing it and eating it alone in his living room with just a folding chair and the tv
Turn this into AI slop if you want
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