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  • whyareyou : singleton cope LMAO
  • Poj : You paid by the lb for inedible fat.
  • Wronghole_McDonghole : dying is cheaper gynecomastia-man
  • cyberdick : This is the saddest thing of all the saddest things I have seen my entire life
  • Healthy : How's the racecar bed?

Only have to make 1 steak now. Already saving money. More money for my nivida gambles.

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You know, you and I have way more in common than I realized over the last couple of years. At a very quick glance, our names look almost identical. We're rocking the same color scheme. Even have the same profile picture. Maybe we're not too far apart after all.


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:#capytypinglaugh:

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:#marseyshesright:

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She's not, I'd expect a woman to know the fat makes the meat taste better - I think Pizza made the right move ditching her

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Bruh that steak has half a brick of butter stuck to the end of it. What are you going to do? Chew it like a stick of gum?

Anyway, pizza is fat enough as it is, he should buy some nice kale instead.

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Render it for delicious tallow and potatoes

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True, it would make great gravy if you made a roast out of it.

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I dunno. There's a lot of fat, but it probably tastes like Hungry Man, Mountain Dew, and e-cigs, because that's what went into it.

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We're still talking about Pizza himself, right?

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Wagyu beef, one of the most world renowned cuts of beef you can get is typically 60% fat.

Pizza is a cultured man and poj is a dumb british foid

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Wagyu is marbled though you mong

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I usually eat wagyu. The reason it's so good is because it's marbled, it doesn't just have a big hunk of fat stuck to it.

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Then the simple solution for Pizza is to blend his meat to have that equal distribution.

It will be pretty much Wagyu then, easy.

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:#marseybigbrain:

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Grind it, and you won't know the difference.

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I'm gonna be honest

the fat is the best part

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Poj was the driver and now also clearly the person buying the meat lmao

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"eat lean steaks" is an r-slured take

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