Sometime last week a malicious individual of likely Jewish origin handed me a touch grass award.
Every day people came to me and said "but pizza, why won't you just touch grass, it's easy." They didn't understand what I was fighting for.
Why didn't Rosa parks just change seats?
Why didn't MLK just shut up?
Why didn't Nelson Mandela just accept the status quo?
What I did, I did for all dramatards. Not just myself. It will be a cold day in heck before I touch grass.
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I always assumed Pizza was a hapa but that is very clearly a pureblooded Aryan hand. I feel betrayed
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Nah, hapas are much more unhinged.
I just assumed Pizza was a Brooklyn dago cause of his name.
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Pizzashill refers to pizzagate iirc, I think he had another name before he got banned but maybe I'm misremembering.
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I choose to believe that pizza is the watermark rebranding
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Wasn't he here before watermark
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I could have sworn that watermark came first but now you’re making me question my recollection of events.
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That's called gaslighting sweaty and it 👏 is 👏 never 👏 OK 👏
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EurasianTiger became a ladyboy.
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Hapas
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If this is what Hitler San was talking about when he said uttermench, I have a bridge to sell to him
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Learn german untermensch
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Those bitten fingernails surely don't belong to someone as confident and intelligent as pizza?!
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Is he a
? I can’t tell.
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He's trying to deny he capitulated To Touch Grass Award even though he did? Sure it's degrading but isn't life?
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That, or someone else sent it in. With the way admin mail works it's entirely possible.
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We have the best codecels, people!
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That level of technology simply doesn't exist yet bro
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Wait a second, you can't tell who sends you what?
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Imagine how many drumpftards he’s strangled with those hands.
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Lol . Those hands and a 300bmi American?
Dubious
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I hoped you banned this mayoskin alt right chud
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boi Kitty confirmed
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Lol, looks like heck has frozen over.
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Pathetic
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Mr. park avenue manicure
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HE’S BACK!
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My hero.
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Your pfp is very triggering to me I don't like it
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Maybe he just wants to tell people about how the narwhal bacons at midnight
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Impassionata kept trying to long post and steal your style. It was totes cringy.
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Inspiration to us all.
What is your party platform as a new jslur?
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The character limit is only 10,000
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The day of the Digiorno will still arrive all the same.
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This is why I dont trust short people. Always scurrying about, avoiding people's gazes. They are literally hiding right under our noses. What are they doing down there anyway? No doubt they are stealing things from our pockets, but what other crimes are they committing? Kidnappings? Murders? Treason? What are they plotting?
Snapshots:
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pizza is sure to get bitches now. Pizza, go to alaska and let all those slimy oil rednecks know that you're a drama jannie now.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Opinion Discarded
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I'm PUMPED about
@pizzashill's descent into rightoid dogwhistles. If you stare deep enough into the abyss ironically, the abyss will unironically stare at you. Waiting for him to start shortening his posts to 14 words too.
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Same.
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I didn’t miss you
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Tbh what kind of dumbass gets on a bus and starts shit? Rosa Parks didn't change seats because the dude harassing her was being a total cute twink about it.
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dude bussy lmao
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Why do you have some cracker trying to rap as your profile song?
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Cracker
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Q predicted this
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But in all seriousness neets really should go out and get air from time to time
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The king returns
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Someone with enough dramacoing give him another touch grass award
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Can mods be awarded touch grass?
The person who awarded you is, sadly, not Jewish. I heard he was a dumb redneck though.
Your hands look nice and soft.
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Yay
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